Subtitles:commandos3/de

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  <line start="22" end="51" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Wir kehren jetzt zurück zu den Cheat Commandos.</line>
  <line start="125" end="162" speaker="gunhaver" voiceover="voiceover">Also dann habe ich den Blue Laser am Kragen gepackt und gesag,</line>
  <line start="166" end="202" speaker="gunhaver">"Du gibt besser auf!"</line>
  <line start="203" end="232" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Lachen</line>
  <line start="235" end="251" speaker="reynold">Ha ha, ja.</line>
  <line start="252" end="343" speaker="reynold">So wie ich all eure Kampfausrüstung beschriftet und alphabetisch sortiert habe, sodass ihr wertvolle Zeit für Missionen spart.</line>
  <line start="347" end="372" speaker="reynold">Kicka click-click, booyah!</line>
  <line start="380" end="390" speaker="all">Äh...</line>
  <line start="391" end="403" speaker="sfx">Sirene</line>
  <line start="405" end="425" speaker="sfx">Sirene</line>
  <line start="428" end="451" speaker="silentrip">Das ist ein Blue Las-alarm!</line>
  <line start="454" end="472" speaker="gunhaver">Bring es auf den Bildschrim!</line>
  <line start="491" end="553" speaker="silentrip">Blue Laser wurde in einem örtlichen Supermarkt am doppelten Gutscheintag gesichtet.</line>
  <line start="555" end="612" speaker="gunhaver">Mit dem Geld, das Blue Laser mit den doppelten Gutscheinen möglicherweise sparen könnte,</line>
  <line start="615" end="696" speaker="gunhaver">könnte sie alle möglichen Superwaffen kaufen, die z.B. Babys in Gold verwandelt oder das Wetter verändern!</line>
  <line start="705" end="749" speaker="gunhaver">Cheat Commandos... Zeit zum rocken, rock on!</line>
  <line start="762" end="776" speaker="reynold">Kann ich auch mitkommen?</line>
  <line start="777" end="808" speaker="fightgar">Ha, ha, ha... Der war gut, Reynold-a!</line>
  <line start="815" end="865" speaker="crackotage">Du kannst nicht schießen und dich gut verbergen.<br />Wenn du mit uns gehst würdest du wahrscheinlich sterben.</line>
  <line start="866" end="880" speaker="crackotage">Hee hee ha ha!</line>
  <line start="890" end="923" speaker="reynold">Ich darf nie auf irgendwelche Missionen mitkommen.</line>
  <line start="927" end="971" speaker="reynold">Ich wre ein guter Mann... für Missionen.</line>
  <line start="1033" end="1066" speaker="gunhaver">Es sieht so aus, als ob Blue Laser Price Styles sowieso schon... </line>
  <line start="1067" end="1131" speaker="gunhaver">sehr sehr niedrige Preise für Papiertücher und Mörtelreiniger ausnutzen will</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1190" speaker="gunhaver">und aus dem gesparte Geld einen Knopf bauen, der es am Strand schneien lässt!</line>
  <line start="1196" end="1231" speaker="silentrip">Aber, sir! Was ist dann mit Beachvolleyball?</line>
  <line start="1233" end="1274" speaker="gunhaver">Es wird <em>kein</em> Bbeachvolleyball mehr geben!</line>
  <line start="1275" end="1285" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">Schrecken</line>
  <line start="1313" end="1381" speaker="gunhaver">Fightgar, nutze eine deiner tollen Verkleidungen um etwas "Undercoverarbeit" zu leisten.</line>
  <line start="1383" end="1412" speaker="fightgar">Hmm.... Schluck!</line>
  <line start="1434" end="1493" speaker="reynold">Zurück, Blue Laser! Nehmt eure Hände von den Disketten und Geschäftsberichten!</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1520" speaker="reynold">Zwingt mich nicht das Gewehr zu benutzen, das ich habe!</line>
  <line start="1522" end="1558" speaker="reynold">Reynold's Commandos... lasst uns rock 'n' roll!</line>
  <line start="1592" end="1618" speaker="commander">Wo ist unser Einkaufswagen?</line>
  <line start="1622" end="1670" speaker="bluelaser">Der andere typ, der genauso aussieht, wie ich, hat ihn genommen, um einer alten Dame bei ihrem Einkauf zu helfen, Sir.</line>
  <line start="1672" end="1696" speaker="commander">Alte Damen sind <em>kacke</em>!</line>

  <line start="1702" end="1761" speaker="fightgar">'Ere, could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man?</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1785" speaker="fightgar">'Cause I'm an old lady!</line>
  <line start="1787" end="1822" speaker="bluelaser">I never doubted that you were a lady, sir. Ma'am.</line>
  <line start="1830" end="1855" speaker="commander">All right, grandma, make it quick!</line>
  <line start="1856" end="1934" speaker="fightgar">I was just wonderin' if you kind sonnies knew anything about makin' it snow at the beach?</line>
  <line start="1938" end="1994" speaker="commander">No, but I know how to end awkward conversations with the elderly!</line>
  <line start="1995" end="2009" speaker="commander">Let's go check out.</line>

  <line start="2038" end="2066" speaker="fightgar">Blue Laser's makin' his move!</line>
  <line start="2069" end="2127" speaker="gunhaver">All right, Cheat Commandos, let's move! Fire the new grappling hook zip line!</line>
  <line start="2207" end="2248" speaker="gunhaver">Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!</line>
  <line start="2250" end="2259" speaker="firebert">sad The Cheat noise</line>
  <line start="2265" end="2283" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
  <line start="2300" end="2348" speaker="reynold">Why, yes, Foxface, I'd love to take you out on a classy date.</line>
  <line start="2353" end="2381" speaker="reynold">But first I need to save the world from Blue Laser</line>
  <line start="2382" end="2431" speaker="reynold">using my very own Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Reynold Rocket!</line>
  <line start="2445" end="2459" speaker="reynold">Whoa!</line>
  <line start="2465" end="2509" speaker="reynold">Oh my land, I can't see this ending well.</line>
  <line start="2516" end="2560" speaker="commander">Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!</line>
  <line start="2565" end="2594" speaker="gunhaver">Not so fast, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="2597" end="2633" speaker="commander">Ugh! I'm so sick of you people!</line>
  <line start="2636" end="2671" speaker="gunhaver">The express lane is for ten items or less!</line>
  <line start="2675" end="2699" speaker="gunhaver">You've got two too many!</line>
  <line start="2705" end="2726" speaker="commander">Those are the twins!</line>
  <line start="2730" end="2739" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2743" end="2752" speaker="bluelaser">Ooo-waa.</line>
  <line start="2765" end="2814" speaker="silentrip">Sir! Cheat Commandos Headquarters playset is under attack!</line>
  <line start="2815" end="2869" speaker="gunhaver">We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!</line>
  <line start="2870" end="2919" speaker="crackotage">Back to base we're gonna head<br />and make sure Reynold isn't dead!</line>
  <line start="2920" end="2932" speaker="crackotage">Hoo hoo hee hee!</line>
  <line start="2937" end="2949" speaker="gunhaver">Whee!</line>
  <line start="2966" end="3003" speaker="gunhaver">Reynold, are you all right?! What happened here?</line>
  <line start="3005" end="3019" speaker="gunhaver">Nice jacket!</line>
  <line start="3022" end="3051" speaker="reynold">Oh, Gunhaver, it's all my fault.</line>
  <line start="3054" end="3088" speaker="reynold">I was upset that you never let me go on any missions</line>
  <line start="3089" end="3142" speaker="reynold">so I tried on Reinforcements' Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket—</line>
  <line start="3143" end="3197" speaker="gunhaver">—So you could defend our base from Blue Laser! Gah!</line>
  <line start="3202" end="3244" speaker="gunhaver">Good work, soldier! It's not your fault they got away!</line>
  <line start="3245" end="3254" speaker="reynold">What?</line>
  <line start="3262" end="3293" speaker="gunhaver">Next episode, Blue Laser!</line>
  <line start="3294" end="3323" speaker="gunhaver">Next episooooode!</line>
  <line start="3332" end="3365" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Buy all our playsets and toys!!</line>
  <line start="3413" end="3429" speaker="bluelaser">The grout cleaner is working, sir.</line>
  <line start="3430" end="3455" speaker="commander">Fan-freaking-tastic!</line>
  <line start="3460" end="3529" speaker="commander">At last we'll have the edge we need to crush the Cheat Commandos!</line>
  <line start="3706" end="3764" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">I need a price check on two babies? Price check on two babies.</line>
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