Crazy Go Nuts University

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This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.

Crazy Go Nuts University
Motto	The future is you... probably.
Established	Unknown
School type	Private
Chancellor	Unknown
Prinicpal	Strong Bad
Enrollment	Unknown
Campus surroundings	Field and Fence
Sports Teams	CGNU Golf Club Team
Mascot	The Jolly Dumple
Campus Radio Station	89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU
Online site	http://cgnuonline-eniversity.edu

Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of you. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a prinicpal's office. They also offer an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get your degree. The CGNU website doesn't actually exist, since .edu addresses are only available to actual educational institutions. However, a fan has created a website at http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.com/ which looks the same as that shown in theme song.

Courses offered

On Campus

There is a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:

• Cheesing People Off
• Indian-Giving
• Cutting Ones
• Doing Some Other Things
• Home Invasion
• Cracking Wise
• World Domination
• Sending Me [Strong Bad] a Dollar
• Total Spaceship Guy
• TV / VCR Repair

or

• Get your Degree!

Online

Many courses are offered online, including:

• Business Administration
• Business Abomination
• Mousepad Engineer
• Infotainment Technology
• e-Cutting Ones
• The Lighter Side of Sports
• Matt's Communications
• Business Wheeling
• Insider Trading
• Computer Graphs
• Bidness Dealing
• Caps Lock Technician
• Escrow Understandment
• Marriage Apothecary

The Golf Club Team

The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State, Homestar's Knees Tech, and DeBry According to Strong Bad, the team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.

Fighting, and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!

C! G! N! . . . U!

"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"

Appearances

• Homestar Quiz
• Email CGNU
• Email theme party (Easter egg)
• Email mascot
• Email different town (scoreboard)
• Email radio
• Email candy product (scoreboard)
• Email theme song