Thy Dungeonman 3 Messages

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Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Everywhere

  • LOOK
    {the description of the room you are in}
  • KILL BIRD
    • If you don't have the bird:
      There is no bird here. Try one of the other rooms, like one with the word BIRD in the description.
    • If you are in the room with the bird, or have the bird:
      Ye can't take anymore and try to silence the bird forever. As it pecks out the first eye ye thinks to yeself, "This is not going well." Things continue in similar, gruesome fashion until thou art seriously pecked through. Thou art dead. Try better next time.
      (You die)
    • If you have already used the bird:
      Thy bird has taken off for greener pastures.
  • LOOK BIRD
    • If you don't have the bird:
      There is no bird here. Try one of the other rooms, like one with the word BIRD in the description.
    • If you have the bird:
      Ol Picky has found a never-ending feast of corn in thy ear. Truly an ugly bird. And the sounds it doth make! Ye can taketh the morbling. It's the ganching that really cheeses thee off.
    • If you have already used the bird:
      Thou sort of misses that old bird. The corn in thy ear is starting to build up.
  • USE/PUT/POUR BLOOD/CATSUP/KETCHUP/CONDIMENT ON HEAD/SELF
    • First time:
      Ye taps the bottle and twists the cap, dumping the thick ketchup all o'er thy head. Perhaps twill help dread thy hair like ye wanted in middle dungeonschool.
      (Score 2 points)
    • Later times:
      Done that already. Think up something new to type.
  • USE KETCHUP/etc
    • If you haven't used it:
      How dost thou wish to use the fake ketchup?
    • If you have:
      How dost thou wish to use the fake ketchup?
  • LOOK KETCHUP/etc
    Thou starts to feel woozy, but then thou realizes the ketchup is fake.
  • EAT/DRINK KETCHUP/etc
    Bad idea. It doesn't kill you right now or anything. But that stuff art full of cholesterol and leads to a fairly unhealthy death much later in life.
    Translation: do something else with the ketchup. Thou art dead. Thanks, but no thanks.
    (You die)
  • LOOK/READ MAP
    The crusty map contains filthy directions for traversing the woods to an old hag's house. Like most things in thy inventory, it smells.
  • LOOK STEIN
    Looketh like a Franken Brand stein.
  • LOOK GLOVE/GAUNTLET
    Boy art thou ever gonna get ye some flask with this thing!
  • USE/PUT ON/WEAR GLOVE/GAUNTLET or PUT GLOVE/GAUNTLET ON
    • First time:
      Ye slips the unfortunately moist flask getting glove onto thy hand. Tis a perfect fit! That flask won't know what getted it!
      (Score 1 point)
    • Later times:
      Thou art already wearing it. Wear it down.
  • REMOVE/TAKE OFF/DROP GLOVE/GAUNTLET
    • If you're wearing it:
      Naw, it makes ye feel tough. Not Kigalonian tough, but tough nonetheless.
    • If not:
      Thou haventh eventh puth ith on yeth!
  • LOOK GOLD/COIN/COINS/MONEY
    • Before you spend them:
      It's all about the ... who the heck is that on these coins?
    • After:
      Gosh you miss those coins.
  • LOOK CORN
    It's... wait for it... an earful.
  • LOOK BREAD, GET BREAD, TALK BREADMAN, USE BREAD
    Thou art very good at the Instruction Screen. In fact, ye wins. Now start playing Thy Dungeonman 3 again.
  • SAVE
    Sorry to break out of character, but please specify a game slot to save to (1-5). Ex.: "save 1".
  • SAVE 1/2/3/4/5
    • If it worked:
      Saved it on down. Type "load {whichever slot}" to get it back.
    • If it didn't:
      Error saving game from autosave. Your Flash player security settings may be prohibiting save data. Right-click, choose settings and change the amount of 'Local Storage' and try again.
  • LOAD
    Sorry to break out of character, but please specify a game slot to load from (1-5). Ex.: "save 1". Also, you can try "load auto" to load the last autosave.
  • LOAD AUTO
    • If it worked:
      Loaded a game from slot {whichever slot}
    • If it didn't:
      Error loading game from slot {whichever slot}. Sure you got one?
  • LOAD 1/2/3/4/5
    • If it worked:
      Loaded a game from autosave.
    • If it didn't:
      Error loading game from autosave.
  • INV/INVENTORY/STUFF
    • If you're empty-handed:
      Nothing but streets and roads.
    • If you're not:
      Ye has:
      followed by your inventory:
      a dumb bird
      a big ol' bone
      some corn
      a stein
      fake ketchup
      sweet coins
      woods map
      flask-grabbing glove
      and then a random one of:
      and an unbearable lightness of being.
      and years of emotional baggage.
      and some stories for your grandkids.
      and that smug expression on thy face.
  • GO/WALK/TRAVEL/RUN/{nothing} NORTH/N
    Thou can't go that way. I guess your copy of "Lonely Dungeon: Westerburg" is out-of-date.
  • GO/etc SOUTH/S
    No puedo hacerlo. Lo siento, Dungeonhombre.
  • GO/etc EAST/E
    Go east, eh? Thou're killing me. Thou can't go east. Try again some other time.
  • GO/etc WEST/W
    Aren't you the king of wishful thinking. Too bad there are no exits in that direction, because I've heard life is peaceful there.
  • LOGOUT
    Connection closed.
  • PWD
    Wastes of Time/Dumb Games/Dungeonman 3/{the room you're in}
  • BYE
    Exiting Windows 3.1
  • GIVE UP
    Hey, man. Be cool: stay in school.
  • QUIT
    Um, if you say so. Don't expect your money back though.
    (Return to Videlectrix)
  • LOVE YOU<blockquoteAnd I will always love thou.
  • I LOVE THIS GAME
    Dungeonmaster action: it's fan tastic.
  • TAKE/GET/ACQUIRE/GRAB FLASK
    Ho, ho. Aren't thee witty? Twere it that simple we wouldn't have bothered making this game.
  • HANG OUT
    You've always been a procrastinator - hey you got a birthmark when you were nine. Zing! Seriously though, game over. You not really dead but you lack the focus required to complete thy mission.
    Try one of those online chatty games.
    (You die)
  • I'M OUTTA HERE
    Agreed. Pick a direction or something.
  • PLAY GAME
    One step ahead of you.
  • Everything else: A random one of:
    Say who, dungeonbabbler?
    '{whatever you typed}' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
    I don't understand you. I cannot understand you. I don't understand the things you say. I can't understand a single word.
    Thou're not very goodst at thist gamest.
    Make the bad typing go away, Mommy.
    Sorry. Thy Dungeonman parser is english only. Spanish and Idiot not spake here.
    Huh?
    Say what now?
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