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Homsar's character video

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA, hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered...Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the powerball."

From Strong Bad Email

• for kids (#110):
  1. "DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy totebag!"
  2. "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
  3. "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
• theme park (#104): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!"
• different town (#99): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" {as Modestly Hot Homsar}
• army (#93): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
• impression (#82): "I'm crying on the inside."
• suntan (#77): "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
• 2 emails (#71): "I'm a million ladies tall!" (We don't really hear him say it, but Strong Sad says that he does.)
• interview (#62) (These are said by Strong Bad as hypothetical Homsarisms.):
  1. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties." (He does say it a little later in the e-mail)
  2. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice."
  3. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee."
  4. "Twas the pride of the peaches."
  5. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk."
  6. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?" (he does say this one; Strong Bad does not)
• dragon (#58): "I do what I'm told."
• your friends (#46): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm saving the best for last!"
• homsar (#2): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! What is it, Strong Bad?"

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"

Where's The Cheat?:

1. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
2. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."

Three Times Halloween Funjob:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm open for interpretation."

Pumpkin Carve-nival:

1. "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
2. "And also with you!"

The House that Gave Sucky Treats

1. "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
2. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the original ladies man!"
3. {singing} "If you give me a treat, make sure it's sweet, and I'll eat it!"
4. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"

Strong Sad Blog

"When can we start the Jeffersons?"

His evite:

You're invited to an:

I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin Party!!

Hosted By: Homsar

Where: Almost There

When: Friday March 14th - from '93 til...

Comments:

Please come to my mega mix.

Bring Dips. Chips will be provided.

Bonfire. Social Graces. Late Night JengaJam.

4 live bands. 2 on the main stage, 2 on the Nokia SugarPhone SideShow Stage. Live acts TBA*

*Most (all) of the live acts will be to hug a tree.

Homsar Main Page

1. Toons:"toooOOOooons"
2. Games:"James!"
3. Characters:"Kelsey Grammer!"
4. Downloads:"Thank you!"
5. Store:"Legitimate Business!"
6. Email:"AaAaAaAaAaA!"

Misc.

Happy T (click in the lower right corner of the screen): "This is the thrill of a lifetime."