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Marshmallow's Last Stand: A Parody

(The standard FBI Warning appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.)

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

(Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: BORING!

(Homestar walks away)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: These are some— These are some— These are some— These are some- Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom. Look, a thing! CHOMP!

POM POM: (bubbles)

STRONG BAD: Why, if it isn't the weaklings. Eating their PlugIns.

STRONG MAD: NO CUSSING!

STINKO MAN: MARSMALLOWS?!!! I thought this kiosk served prawn. ARE YOU MANAGER MAN ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!?

(cyclone comes and sweeps across screen)STINKO MAN: AYAHHHHWHOOHAH!!! (Stinko Man disapears)

STRONG BAD: ....Lets just skip to the freakin fight scene.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're on!

THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Good evening.... heres a fight with two guys against two other guys.

CROWD: YAY!

BELL: DING!

HOMESTAR: KICK! Ooh noo.

STRONG MAD: SLAM! PUNCH! BANG! CLIMB! JUMP! BOING! ORBIT!

HOMESTAR: BOING! SMASH! MOVIEREFERENCE! KICK! SWALLOW! PUNCH'D! Ooh noo. I ate too many marshmallows... BLUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!

STRONG BAD: AAAAUGH!! Holycrap! Holycrap! Getitoffme! Getitoffme! BOOM! GORE!

THE ANNOUNCER: 1,2,3!

CROWD: CHEER!

THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, a winner is 1-up and Pan Pan........err, Homestar and whats his name!

(The Cheat crashes into the Arena hanging on to a balloon while omnivous music is playing.)

THE CHEAT: (scared The Cheat noises)

MAN ON TELEVISION: In the final stages, the gums took on the appearance and taste of chocolate pudding.

FIVE HOMESTARS:(all of them in unison) These are for my twin brother.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh Haldo! This is one of my funniest word styles. Hope all is on to it latley! And I wish the chicken and msg place was open on Somedays.

STRONG BAD: IT'S AWEXOME CROSS 98! LIVE IN STRONGBADIA! THRILL AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP! CHILL AS STRONG MAD SMASHES MARZIPAN'S GUITAR OVER HOMESTAR'S HEAD! RECOIL IN HORROR AS THE POOPSMITH LIGHTS UP SMOKE BOMBS! AND THEN... ...YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE THERE TO FIND OUT! ADULT ADMISSION IS $2.50 IN ADVANCE, $5 AT THE DOOR! ADMISSION FOR AGES 7-17 IS $1.25 IN ADVANCE, $2.50 AT THE DOOR! KIDS 6 OR YOUNGER AND PEOPLE 85 AND OLDER NOT ALLOWED! THERE WILL BE BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN AND ME! STICK AROUND AFTER THE SHOW FOR A FREE PERFORMANCE BY LIMOZEEN!

(The screen changes to a Windows 95/98-style "It's now safe to turn off your computer" screen with a turn-off sound effect.)