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==[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]: A Parody== | ==[[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]: A Parody== | ||
| - | + | (The standard FBI Warning appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.) | |
| - | + | '''TEXT:'''Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine. | |
| - | + | (Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance) | |
| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BORING! | ||
| + | (Homestar walks away) | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These are some— These are some— These are some— These are some- Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom. Look, a thing! '''CHOMP!''' | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' These are some— These are some— These are some— These are some- Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom. Look, a thing! '''CHOMP!''' | ||
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(The Cheat crashes into the Arena hanging on to a balloon while omnivous music is playing.) | (The Cheat crashes into the Arena hanging on to a balloon while omnivous music is playing.) | ||
| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' (scared The Cheat noises | + | '''THE CHEAT:''' (scared The Cheat noises |
Revision as of 16:39, 16 January 2006
Marshmallow's Last Stand: A Parody
(The standard FBI Warning appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.)
TEXT:Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
(Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: BORING!
(Homestar walks away)
HOMESTAR RUNNER: These are some— These are some— These are some— These are some- Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom. Look, a thing! CHOMP!
POM POM: (bubbles)
STRONG BAD: Why, if it isn't the weaklings. Eating their PlugIns.
STRONG MAD: NIGGA STOLE MY COW!
STINKO MAN: MARSMALLOWS?!!! I thought this kiosk served prawn. ARE YOU MANAGER MAN ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!?
(cyclone comes and sweeps across screen)STINKO MAN: AYAHHHHWHOOHAH!!! (Stinko Man disapears)
STRONG BAD: ....Lets just skip to the freakin fight scene.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're on!
THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Good evening.... heres a fight with two guys against two other guys.
CROWD: YAY!
BELL: DING!
HOMESTAR: KICK! Ooh noo.
STRONG MAD: SLAM! PUNCH! BANG! CLIMB! JUMP! BOING! ORBIT!
HOMESTAR: BOING! SMASH! MOVIEREFERENCE! KICK! SWALLOW! PUNCH'D! Ooh noo. I ate too many marshmallows... BLUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!
STRONG BAD: AAAAUGH!! Holycrap! Holycrap! Getitoffme! Getitoffme! BOOM! GORE!
THE ANNOUNCER: 1,2,3!
CROWD: CHEER!
THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, a winner is 1-up and Pan Pan........err, Homestar and whats his name!
(The Cheat crashes into the Arena hanging on to a balloon while omnivous music is playing.)
THE CHEAT: (scared The Cheat noises
