Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
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- | {{ | + | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Climbs on the chair}'' Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything. |
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, you got to teach me then. | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': I am! | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ok. | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': What are we going to learn today is school? | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen}'' You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you. | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That is an amazing song! | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Showing a cutout of the United States}'' Uh, this need to be held up realy carefully. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': It's called the United States of America. | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uhhhhh... | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What planet is it on? | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Ahh... There's only one planet. | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest? | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Well, there's only one planet that have air. | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ohhh! | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Is that where you live? Right here? | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No. That's Texas. | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': No, it's not! | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No? Where is that? | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': That's Texas. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Where do you live? | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Right here in Geogria. | ||
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+ | '''Homestar Runner''': That's look like Missipity. | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Not Mississippi... | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No? | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. ''{She hugs him}'' Awww... That's the sweetest hug. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut}'' | ||
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+ | ''{Other Little Girl hit Homestar in the head and he falls down}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aach! | ||
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+ | '''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Loughs}'' | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == |
Revision as of 11:27, 28 November 2005
Homestar learns stuff from another little girl.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Other Little Girl
Date: November 28, 2005
Running Time: 1:25
Contents |
Transcript
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Climbs on the chair} Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, you got to teach me then.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: I am!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ok.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: What are we going to learn today is school?
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen} You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That is an amazing song!
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Showing a cutout of the United States} Uh, this need to be held up realy carefully.
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's called the United States of America.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhhh...
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What planet is it on?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Ahh... There's only one planet.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Well, there's only one planet that have air.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh!
{Cut}
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Is that where you live? Right here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. That's Texas.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: No, it's not!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Where is that?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: That's Texas.
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where do you live?
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Right here in Geogria.
Homestar Runner: That's look like Missipity.
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Not Mississippi...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No?
{Cut}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. {She hugs him} Awww... That's the sweetest hug.
{Cut}
{Other Little Girl hit Homestar in the head and he falls down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aach!
OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Loughs}