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| - | === [[other days]] ===
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| - | On the old wiki, I was responsible for the initial transcript of StrongBadEmail/[[other days]]. Without further ado, here is that transcript:
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| - | >>Strong Bad: I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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| - | Again with the<br>
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| - | [READING:]<br>
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| - | dear strong bad,<br>
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| - | what do you do on all the other days<br>
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| - | of the week?<br>
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| - | sincerely,<br>
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| - | brian holmes CA (says "certified arborist")<br>
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| - | [TYPING; ROBOT VOICE:]<br>
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| - | Good question, Brian. I am going<br>
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| - | to answer this email like a robot.<br>
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| - | Don't you think this is a great idea?<br>
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| - | [NORMAL VOICE:]<br>
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| - | Yeah, sorry, me neither. OK, other days of the week. Let's see...<br>
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| - | (calendar appears with heading as "A Month" and weeks starting on Monday)<br>
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| - | On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.<br>
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| - | (scene with Strong Bad at mailbox that reads "sb_snailmail.exe")<br>
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| - | I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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| - | [READING:]<br>
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| - | Dear Mr. Bad,<br>
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| - | This constitutes your final warning.<br>
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| - | Please permit payment of three(3)<br>
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| - | dollars and sixty-two(62) cents or<br>
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| - | you will be turned over to a "cut off<br>
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| - | your toes" -style collections agency.<br>
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| - | Swarthily,<br>
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| - | Bubs' Concession Stand<br>
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| - | [SPEAKING:]<br>
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| - | [SARCASTICALLY:] Oh, no, final warning. Is there nothing I can do to dissuade(?) you? Like maybe give you a ride in my [[BMW Lighter|BMW]]? (burns paper) [LAUGHS] Um... where's my house?<br>
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| - | [NORMAL:] Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.<br>
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| - | You gots [sic] to look inside yourself. Positate [sic] the negative. When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.<br>
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| - | >>Coach Z: I'm a new man!<br>
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| - | >>Strong Mad: I'M A HOUND!(?)<br>
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| - | >>Strong Bad: Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.<br>
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| - | You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.<br>
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| - | >>The Cheat: [SPEAKING THE CHEAT]<br>
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| - | >>Strong Bad: Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.<br>
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| - | Then there's [sic] Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Bis Cas Fri. you know, because we have to abreeve everything. That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.<br>
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| - | >>Homestar Runner: Oh, man. Did you play online gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.<br>
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| - | >>Strong Bad: On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6AM, put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice. No, no, definitely not Speedo. But I do attend: BATTLE AXE SESSIONS AT THE BATTLE AXE CENTER, with my teacher, [INCOHERENT], The Instructor! And on Sunday, I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers accross the pond.<br>
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| - | I got a Polish email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.<br>
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| - | [READING; TRANSLATOR SPEAKS OVER:]<br>
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| - | Dear Strong Bad:<br>
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| - | Please to be untieing that shoelace on<br>
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| - | the back of your head?<br>
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| - | Janus<br>
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| - | Poland<br>
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| - | a> Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your<br>
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| - | mother is the speed limit.<br>
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| - | Your aspirin,<br>
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| - | Strong Bad<br>
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| - | (cut back to Compy 386)<br>
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| - | a> That's pretty much my week. Now<br>
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| - | time for a refreshing glass of<br>
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| - | piemonade, or as we say around the<br>
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| - | office, p-nade.<br>
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| - | (The Paper comes down)
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| - | Transcribed by Winslow Oddfellow II
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| - | ----
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| - | The transcript was later modified to match the other transcripts. Parts of my original transcript remain in the current transcript.
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| | == External links == | | == External links == |
I first found this site in October 2003, before it was at its current location. I remember when the Transcript and Easter Eggs/Fun Facts were on separate pages from the toons. I remember the CamelCase names (like StrongBadEmail and StrongSadBlog). I remember the subarticles, and when individual Strong Bad Emails were subarticles of the main Strong Bad Email page.
