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| - | [[Image:sbemail51.png|thumb|220px|A cat makes an excellent subject]]
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| - | '''Strong Bad Email #51'''
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| - | Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
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| - | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]
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| - | '''Date:''' November 18, 2002
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 1:53
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | ''' STRONG BAD''': Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
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| - | ''{reading email}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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| - | I want to start a new website but I<br />
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| - | don't have any ideas of what to do for<br />
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| - | my website. I was wondering if you<br />
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| - | could give me some ideas for my new<br />
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| - | website. This website will be cool and<br />
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| - | I'll e-mail you when I'm done.<br />
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| - | <br />
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| - | Sincerely Yours:<br />
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| - | James</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad says "Website. I mean, James" instead of just "James"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' You know, James, I've been around this great, big Internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about, and I can safely say, that whatever idea you have is completely unimportant as long as you adhere to these fundamentals: ''{clears screen}'' First of all, you want to start out with a long Flash intro. ''{stops typing}'' Like this one The Cheat made for me.
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| - | ''{"The Cheat presents" on a black background appears on the screen, followed by two green, bean-shaped eyes.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Check it out, those are supposed to be my eyes, I think.
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| - | ''{The eyes fade and the letters "SB" appear. "Strong" and "Bad" are inside each letter}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' that stands for my name.
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| - | '' {The "S" and "B" turn into "The Web" in cursive} ''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' The Web.
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| - | ''{"The Web" turns into "Welcomes 'u' '2'", the letters made of only horizontal and vertical lines. The words "strong bad's cybersite" appear in red below "Welcomes 'u' '2'". A rainbow circle about 3/4 the size of the "2" comes and rolls in, stopping at the quotation mark before the "2"}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That little rainbow thing's kinda cool.
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| - | ''{The word "cybersite" turns into rainbow colors. The words exit and a blackhole-like thing appears.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, go through the tunnel, oh look out!
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| - | ''{As he says "Oh, look out!", a hand appears to punch you, and after it does, the word "OUCH!" appears above it. The words "Get on in!" appear in a long button.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, you got punched! Aw, man, right in the face. ''{typing}'' Okay, next on the checklist: ''lots'' of animated GIFS! ''{pronounces it /gifs/; stops typing}'' or... GIFs... ''{pronounces it /jifs/}'' or however you say it. I don't know. I heard a couple of nerds arguing about it one time. But you want as many of those as possible. Especially the rotate-y kind. Those are awesome, man. Nobody gets tired of looking at those. ''{typing}'' So, then you can pretty much just pick whatever for your subject. It doesn't really matter as long as you got the rest of that stuff on there. ''{stops typing}'' I mean, ''{resumes typing}'' James, the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that. ''{stops typing}''I mean, you can make a webpage of your cat.
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| - | ''{A picture of a cat lying on a football with red eye thinking "It's 4th and 10. Now WHERE'S MY SUPPER?!?" appears}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' or your The Cheat.
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| - | ''{A picture of [[The Cheat]] sleeping on a couch on his back on a couch thinking "It's 4th and 10. I hate cats."}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' And, ''{typing}'' Who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or at least, with some guy named Stan. ''{Stops typing}''Anyways, I gotta go work on my webpage.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad leaves. [[The Paper]] comes down}''
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| - | == Easter Eggs ==
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| - | *Click on "strong bad's web page" to go to the Flash intro. Then click on "get on in!" to go to [[Strong Bad's Website]].
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| - | *Click on the F10 button at the bottom of the Strong Bad's website to read [[Strong Sad's Lament]], Strong Sad's LiveJournal-esque weblog.
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| - | *At the bottom of Strong Bad's website, click on the envelope in the mouse GIF. You get to [[Email Processing Room|the room where the emails are received]].
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | *The reason Strong Bad says, "Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!" might be because fans thought the emails would stop because the [[50 emails|previous email]] ended with the [[Compy 386]] in a "flagrant system error."
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *The cat featured in the email is Mabel, owned by [[Matt Chapman]] and his wife [[Jackie Chapman|Jackie]].
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *The "get on in" Flash link during the email itself is clickable, but doesn't do anything.
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| - | *At the end of the e-mail Strong Bad says he has to go work on his web site, but then he leaves his computer.
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| - | *The music on the intro sounds very close to his description of Strong Mad playing bass on the email "[[guitar]]"
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| - | ===Fast Forward===
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| - | *According to "[[flashback]]," this is where Strong Bad lost count of the emails.
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| - | == DVD Version ==
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| - | *Strong Bad's website isn't browsable on the DVD. However, the intro to his website is still accessible (via a hidden Strong Bad icon in the lower right corner of the Compy 386 screen).
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| - | **Note that the DVD version of the intro is out of sync—Strong Bad begins talking long before the animation ends.
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail51.html|watch "website"]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail51.swf|view the Flash file for "website"]]
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| - | *[[HR:cheatintro.swf|watch the Flash intro]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbsite/|Strong Bad's website, skipping the intro]]
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| - | {{Strong Bad Email}}
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| - | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]][[Category:Powered by The Cheat]]
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