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being mean Comentary

HOMESTAR: Mike why didn't you call this email be-sing mean?

MIKE: Be-sing mean? Well it's a Strong Bad Email, and Strong Bad— says being mean. Only you say be-sing mean.

HOMESTAR: No it's the real way to do it, Strong Bad be-s mean.

MIKE: d—

HOMESTAR: Do you see the difference? I can say being mean, I know what that means.

MIKE: Okay.

HOMESTAR: Strong Bad doesn't be mean to me.

MIKE: He be-s mean?

HOMESTAR: He be-s me-s.

MIKE: Wait, bees?

HOMESTAR: {laughes} Well—

MIKE: Are bees involved?

HOMESTAR: It's as stinging as a bee.

MIKE: Oh.

HOMESTAR: He has used- He HAS used bees. Prepeviosly.

MIKE: Hot bees?

HOMESTAR: Hot bees.

{pause}

HOMESTAR: So, why would you ask Strong Bad be-s nice, 'you know?

MIKE: It teaches kids to be-s nice?

HOMESTAR: Yeah.

MIKE: Yeah?

HOMESTAR: He's a poor wole model. Wu- Wuubuger. Wuggha- WUUBUGER.

MIKE: {laughes} Havin' some problem, with the wor—

HOMESTAR: No I got it now. Just had it in close to the mike'.

MIKE: Oh okay {laughes]

HOMESTAR: Yeah. {pause} Ummmm... {pause} You know. Why does that guy live with his ex-wife's parents?

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: What kind of weird arangment is that like?

MIKE: {laughes} His ex wife probably left him for... stunt man?

HOMESTAR: Oooh!

MIKE: Or a—

HOMESTAR: Like Crack Stuntman?

MIKE: Rodeo clown?

HOMESTAR: Okay.

MIKE: And the parent in laws probably felt sorry for him because—

HOMESTAR: OOOH look at all of those flavors! I had, um Green Mint.

MIKE: Uh-huh.

HOMESTAR: Yellow Sun.

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: Purple... Grapes.

MIKE: {laughes} Uh-huh.

HOMESTAR: And the other color, which we didn't get a chance to look at.

MIKE: So grape, artificially grape, artificial grape flavor, are—

HOMESTAR: I'd had some grape gaterwag.

MIKE: Doesn't taste like grapes.

HOMESTAR: No It tastes like melted grape flavored popsicles.

MIKE: {laughes} Yeah.

HOMESTAR: Which doesn't taste like grapes either. OOH! Look at that!

MIKE: Look at that 3-D rotation.

HOMESTAR: That almost looks like cinamatik!

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: Do you think it's quite cinimatik?

MIKE: What is happening to the King of Town here?

HOMESTAR: It looks like he's getting the brain blow.

MIKE: mmm-hmm.

HOMESTAR: The ol' Brainblow city. {pause} Yay! {Claps hands} Yay!

MIKE: Have you ever seen theise guys before?

HOMESTAR: I have one time they put this one on called "Use the Band-Aid".

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: The squape- The squapanator

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: There was some nice spot lights in that class room.

MIKE: Yeah it's kinda white already for the— thiese spot lights, suprising.

HOMESTAR: Yeah.

MIKE: {kicking} I'm gonna kick this door here Homestar.

HOMESTAR: Strong Mad doesn't even have no pants on he wears a wresling gear. How come he doesn't have that chin strap that wrestlers use?

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR: That has the headphones on it.

MIKE: I don't think Strong Mad, I think it would be impossible to construct a head gear for Strong Mad.

HOMESTAR: We 'oughta try it.

MIKE: He doesn't have ears to cover up.

HOMESTAR: See look, Marzipan knows whats up! That-a girl Marzipan! Give her the juice!

MIKE: {laughes}

HOMESTAR: Aw man this is the worst part! In the band-aid one he just went like "band-aid, all the time, laughing man with band-aid brand

MIKE: {laughes} All right.

HOMESTAR: Yeah. It was all a big advertisment for {higher voice} band-aid bran.

MIKE: bandages, not band-aid.

HOMESTAR: It's called bandages, more—

MIKE: Yeah.

BOTH: More Bandages.

HOMESTAR: 'Cause I got more bandages than you.

MIKE: Are you asleep again right now?

HOMESTAR: What WHAT?

MIKE: Are you asleep again?

HOMESTAR: Not anymore {now scared} I'm gonna have nightmares about that shark. {pause} {more scared} Ah blah blah blah...

MIKE: {laughes}