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'''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know... | '''STRONG BAD:''' The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know... | ||
| - | ''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Flakes, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy | + | ''{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Flakes, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy<!--sic--!> Hog Crunchities, and Fundament-o's appear, in that order.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, do stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ...corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, do stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes. | ||
Revision as of 19:33, 22 April 2008
| Strong Bad Email #194 |
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Strong Bad educates us on the free toys found in cereal boxes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner
Places: Computer Room, Strong Badia, Marzipan's House
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: April 21, 2008
Running Time: 3:08
Page Title: Lappy 486
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
subject: cerial box toysHey ho, Strongbad.
What kind of free toys would you put in specially marked
cerial boxes?
PB
Over the hills
{Strong Bad reads 'Hey ho, Strongbad' as 'Hey! Ho! Strongbad!' and 'cerial' as 'keh-ree-al'.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Ooh, I'm glad you asked, Problem Brian. I've been wanting to give specially marked boxes of cereal a specially marked piece of my mind for some time now.
{A dotted-line circle appears near the top of Strong Bad's head. Two lines appear, going from the circle to a new circle, this time larger and in front of Strong Bad's head. In the bigger circle, there is a picture of Strong Bad's brain.}
STRONG BAD: I choose...this piece.
{An arrow points to a spot on the left side of Strong Bad's brain. He clears the screen, and the circles disappear.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Well before you get the toys inside, you first have to navigate the treacherous, jaggedy rock filled class 5 rapids of specially marked cereal box fake outs! Luckily, I'm a lame sandal wearing hippie with a ponytail that's been down these rapids with groups of tourists many times!
{Cuts to Strong Badia, where Strong Bad and The Cheat, wearing a ponytail and a helmet, respectively, are in the 'Riverquest Safariventure' box, with a hose running in front of it.}
STRONG BAD: Ok, gang, now I'm gonna need everyone to lean hard to the right! {Strong Bad pulls out some sort of microphone and makes a clicking noise}
{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Strong Bad walks in from the right.}
STRONG BAD: The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know...
{As Strong Bad says the items, boxes of Corn Flakes, Wheat Chaff, Oh T'meel, Cripsy
