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| + | The Vandal Was Here.--[[User:Vandalize and scandalize|Vandalize and scandalize]] 00:36, 23 February 2008 (UTC) |
| - | [[Image:themepark.png|thumb|* Please do not bring your grandmother.]]
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| - | Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strong Badia theme park.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Cheerleader}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Ugly One}} (Easter egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter egg), {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], {{Film|Coach Z}}/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Stoppy the Sign]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}/[[Mount RidesPlace USA Mascots|Poppy the Tire]], {{Film|Homsar}}/[[General Tso's Chicken]], [[Bear holding a Shark]]
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA]], [[Strong Badia]]
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| - | {{Comp|Compy 386}}
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| - | '''Date:''' Tuesday, May 25, 2004
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 4:14
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!
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| - | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff. ''{reading, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}'' Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... ''{Strong Bad stops reading and clears his throat.}'' Oh! Excuse me.
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| - | ''{reading}''
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| - | <blockquote class="email">Dear strong bad,<br />
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| - | you are the coolest, any way onto<br />
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| - | buisness<!--[sic]-->. i think that you should<br />
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| - | make your own theme park.<br />
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| - | crapfully crap,<br />
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| - | Rafael FL.</blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad pronounces "buisness"<!--[sic]--> just as it is spelled ("bweez-ness"), says "(sigh) Sincerely yours" instead of "crapfully crap," and "football league" instead of "FL."}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman<!--[sic]--> ''{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}'' that I am, I've had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I've been growin' this mustache.
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| - | ''{A 10,000x magnification of Strong Bad's upper lip appears, showing a growth of one hair.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Anyways, it'd be called
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| - | ''{Cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Strong Bad's Mount RIDESPLACE! USA
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| - | ''{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.
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| - | ''{As this is said, the words "More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*" appear along with a "*please do not bring your grandmother" disclaimer on the bottom.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Of course, our flagship rollercoaster would be
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| - | ''{Cut to view of the rollercoaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping. The Trogdor arcade game music is playing in the background}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' The Bowels of Trogdor!!
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| - | ''{Pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the rollercoaster and screaming.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.
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| - | ''{The King of Town catches fire somehow.}''
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| - | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hooieooieooieooieooieooieooieooie!
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says "Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride." The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry, little guy, ''{The Cheat starts to stand on tip-toes.}'' I can't do nothing for you. ''{The Cheat puts on a top hat and starts to stand on tip-toes again.}'' Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land instead.
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{disappointed The Cheat noise.}''
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' And every hour, at the main stage, there'd be a performance of "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular"!
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| - | ''{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!" Strong Sad is wearing a witch's hat standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!
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| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!
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| - | ''{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage again standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' MAUHHH!
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| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh!
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' To make sure you don't have any money left when you leave,—
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| - | ''{The words "not to scale" appear with an arrow pointing at the layout.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' —there'd be more games than you or your grand''father'' could handle.
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| - | ''{Cut to Bubs working the "Throw Game."}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons.
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| - | ''{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the "Throw Game" while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the "[[Cold One|Xtra Cold One]]" bottle. Strong Bad's arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Like this Bubs with a horn.
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| - | '''BUBS:''' No, no, no. You gotta get those rings ''inside'' the bottle.
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| - | '''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
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| - | ''{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. A shattering noise is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around antic-ing... ''{scratches head}'' antiquing... Whatever.
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| - | ''{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides "The Bowels of Trogdor!!" in the distance.}''
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| - | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{distant}'' Hooieooieooieooie!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, there'd be one of the Stop Sign,
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| - | ''{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Stoppy", Stoppy the Sign, and then there'd be the tire...
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| - | ''{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish-looking Tire design.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' call him "Poppy the Tire"... And who could forget "General Tso's Chicken"?
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| - | ''{A carton of what could only be General Tso's Chicken falls from the sky. It has "Ryan S." written on the side. Homsar's feet appear beneath it.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I've always enjoyed a good chafe.
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| - | '''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, crap! It's tasteball already?
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' But yeah, it's a pretty unrealistic vision. I'm gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I'll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.
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| - | ''{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strong Badia. He holds some sort of microphone.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice throughout the rest of the email. In each phrase, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls}'' Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. ''{Strong Bad makes a click noise again.}''
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| - | ''{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled "riverquest safariventure." Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun...ride.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad inches closer to Homestar as he says this, while Homestar backs away.}'' ''{click}''
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, it zooms in on Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And first up on our tour if you look to your right ''{Homestar looks to his right}'' experience the fury of: ''{cut to wider view}'' a big rock is going to fall on uuuus.
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| - | ''{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooooh.
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| - | ''{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm not OK—
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up. ''{click}''
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| - | ''{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat—
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| - | ''{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled "R.Q. 2".}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' —everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat."
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hide and seeeeek.
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| - | ''{Some drum sounds can be heard.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Oh, what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no, it's headhunteeerrrs.
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| - | ''{The bear holding a shark, posing as a "headhunter," pops up from behind the fence.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care of thiiis. ''{click}''
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| - | ''{Strong Bad pulls out a starter's pistol, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let's hope they don't come baaack. ''{click}''
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| - | ''{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad again.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Well folks we've made it back safely did everyone have a good time?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not really.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. ''{click}''
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| - | ''{Cut to wide view again.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.
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| - | ''{The Paper comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{click}'' Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop.
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| - | ''{Once again, Strong Bad moves closer to Homestar as he says this while Homestar backs away.}'' ''{click}''
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| - | ==Easter Eggs==
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| - | *Click on "buisness"<!--[sic]--> after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.
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| - | :'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{Her shirt reads "kiss boys."}'' The Ugly One, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS? ''{Cheerleader looks angry as The Ugly One looks sad.}''
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| - | *Click on "Rafi" to see a mock NFL patch.
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| - | *Click on "Mount" in "Mount Ridesplace USA" after Strong Bad says "USA" to see [[Monkey D]]'s season pass.
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| - | <blockquote>Strong Bad's Mount Ridesplace USA<br>
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| - | Season Pass<br>
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| - | Name: Monkey D<br>
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| - | Has: Fun<br>
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| - | Valid thru 9/04<br>
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| - | *Click on the second Bubs doll in full sight in the "Throw Game" stand to see an almost 270 degree spin of a real Bubs plushie, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]].
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *The paper on Strong Bad's desk is labeled "plans for stuff."
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| - | *The box in the throw game is labeled "BOX FOR THROW GAME," in capital letters.
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| - | *This is the first time Strong Bad uses his [[Teen Girl Squad]] voice outside of a TGS cartoon.
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *This is one of the few emails where [[The Paper]] comes down twice. The last time this happened was in [[50 emails]].
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| - | *The Bowels of Trogdor is not visible in the panoramic view of the park.
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn't break. Also, the crashing sound is played right after Pom Pom throws the ball, but before it reaches the bottle.
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| - | *At the end of the Strong Bad's Riverquest Safariventure, the [[stop sign]] is not there. It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time the paper came down, and the fake boulder.
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| - | *The Bowels Of Trogdor abruptly stops spinning while the mascots are talking.
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| - | ===Glitches===
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| - | *When the Strong Bad Riverquest Safariventure is over, the water stops flowing from the hose.
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| - | *On some computers, the email stops abruptly at the scene of bowels of trogdor, and there is only one car, and it is off the rails with nobody inside.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *This is the first time since [[vacation]] (email 40) that Strong Bad has received an email with a [[Crapfully Yours]]-style signature.
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| - | **It is also the only Compy-era email to receive such a closing.
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| - | *The "headhunter" is the [[Bear holding a Shark]] from [[date]].
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| - | *Pom Pom throws rings around an "Xtra Cold One," first seen in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]].
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| - | *The music played during Strong Sad's "Stunt Spooktacular" is the same music that was used in both [[Homestarloween Party]] and [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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| - | *The music that plays when Strong Bad is describing the "Bowels of Trogdor" rollercoaster is from the game [[TROGDOR!]].
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| - | *"Ryan S." on the box of General Tso's chicken is a reference to [[Ryan Sterritt]], a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps]], who helps them with the website and the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD.
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| - | *This is another reference to Homestar's [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|best/worst money spent]].
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| - | *[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] Land, the ride Strong Bad sends The Cheat to, is originally from [[crazy cartoon]] as the name of the cartoon.
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| - | *This is the second email with a voice-over of Strong Bad's made-up character. Email [[japanese cartoon]] had the Stinkoman voice-over.
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is reminiscent of the [[Wikipedia:Jungle Cruise|Jungle Cruise]] found in [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney Parks and Resorts|Disney theme parks]]. The way Strong Bad does not breathe or show any expression and this rise-and-fall delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who give the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a starter's pistol) to scare off the bear and shark "headhunters" is directly from the tour guide script. Most of Strong Bad's speech correlates to the tour.
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| - | ===Fast Forward===
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| - | *In [[boring (really)]], Strong Bad says, "...prepare to experience the fury of... me naming all the three letter words I can think of." in a voice similar to the one used in this toon.
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| - | ==DVD Version==
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| - | *The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch your DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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| - | ===Commentary Transcript===
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| - | ('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])
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| - | '''MIKE:''' ''{singing}'' Theme paaaaark!
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| - | '''MATT:''' That's a good one.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' That's my theme park... theme song.
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| - | '''MATT:''' I like that. Oh, Mike, Strong Bad's talking in the wrong voice.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' He's talking like one of the Teen Girl Squads.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Which one do you think it was?
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| - | '''MIKE:''' The original Teen Girl Squad. Uh, I think that was... So and So? Yeah? Nah, it was either The Ug... I think it was The Ugly One. All right, let's talk about something else.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Okay. I like "buisness."<!--[sic]-->
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Buisness<!--[sic]-->. Didn't we record, um, 'cuz there's a little Easter egg with him saying "Why you're all up on my buisness.<!--[sic]-->"
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| - | '''MATT:''' Oh, yeah.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Teen Girl Squad.
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| - | '''MATT:''' We never put it out. We were gonna make it the Quote of the— Let's do that this week, make it the Quote of the Week.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Maybe, it'll seem like we're talking about something really old when they hear this on the DVD.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Perhaps.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' But we're ''really'' talking about the ''future''.
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| - | '''MATT:''' So, we sh— I feel like we should start over on this commentary already.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' That's... let's keep going.
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| - | '''MATT:''' All right.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Let's plug on through.
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| - | '''MATT:''' We'll give it a shot.
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| - | '''MATT:''' I'd like to see what Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land looks like.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, I think maybe originally that was gonna be in the email; I think we talked about showing, you know, like the teacups that were the spinning-around teacups that were Eh! Steves or something.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah. But then the email would be nine minutes long.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it was really long already. So, back in the background there is a Shark-Tooth Bubs, um, which is a real plush, plush doll that a factory in China made for us. It was a prototype. They misinterpreted Bubs's eyes and teeth, and... pretty much everything!
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| - | '''MATT:''' As his fangs.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' His fangs.
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| - | '''MATT:''' And a horn.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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| - | '''MATT:''' I like that the box there, that he just that knocked that over on, says "Box for Throw Game" stenciled on the side of it. It's mass-produced somewhere and shipped to Mt. Ridesplace... for that sole purpose. ''{lets Coach Z as Stoppy appear}'' Stoppy has some things in his cheeks, maybe.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, he's got some nuts, maybe he's saving up acorns for the winter.
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| - | '''MATT:''' ''{at Homsar as General Tso's Chicken}'' Now ''that's'' a reference to our friend Ryan Sterritt, who has authored this very DVD you're watching.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' He's sitting in the room right next to us. Unbeknownst to him, we're talking about him.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, let's go in... let's throw stuff at him next time we see him.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' We should. I like to throw stuff at Ryan.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' What should we talk about on this part? Oh, this is a good... this is, this is my favorite part.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, we... this should have been two emails, I feel like.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, 'cuz it was done up to this point, and then there's another ten minutes.
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| - | '''MATT:''' So there's a particular visit, uh, to Busch Gardens I took, and I believe there's a roller-coaster called The Scorpion, where— that I'm basing this, I mean, definitely, it's obviously based on...
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| - | '''MIKE:''' No! You can't say it!
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| - | '''MATT:''' What?
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Sorry. I was just saying that my name was ''{indecipherable}'' and that I was The Scorpion... Sorry.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Does this keep going? Yeah, we can keep talking.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Is this a waiting egg?
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, it's just gonna start playing again I think, isn't it? ''{The email continues after The Paper comes down}'' Yeah, see?
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay, I couldn't remember how it worked on the DVD...
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| - | '''MATT:''' You just wait.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, okay.
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| - | '''MATT:''' ''{of the fake rock}'' I like, uh, the damage, obviously, when I see that.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, it's fiberglass.
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| - | '''MATT:''' Mm-hmm. Chicken wire. Uh, anyways, uh I went... Mike and I went...
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah, you were at Busch Gardens!
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah! And I just remember that guy being particularly unenthusiastic about us experiencing the fury of The Scorpion. ''{Mike laughs}'' It was wonderfully scripted.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' So was it just a roller coaster, or was that a ride...
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| - | '''MATT:''' No, it was just a roller coaster.
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| - | '''MATT:''' And so they have the guy just before it starts...
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| - | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Okay, yeah, at the beginning, right.
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| - | '''MATT:''' You see, we were just talking over each other again.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' We can talk at the same time.
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| - | '''MATT:''' I know, but it's probably hard for people to understand what we're saying. Go!
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Go!
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| - | '''MATT:''' I take!
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| - | '''MIKE:''' I take!
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| - | '''MATT:''' Hi Lois! Raise your arms, watch your knees. Exit to your right, please! They did that at Six Flags all the time, I remember.
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Six Flags over Georgia, that is.
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| - | ''{The Paper comes down in the email for the second time.}''
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| - | '''MATT:''' Wait for it, wait for it...
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| - | '''MIKE:''' Is it still going?
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| - | '''MATT:''' Yeah, hang on! ''{pause for the end}'' Now it's done.
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| - | ===Fun Facts===
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| - | *The Scorpion is a single-looping steel roller coaster found at [[Wikipedia:Busch Gardens Tampa Bay|Busch Gardens Tampa Bay]].
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Six Flags Over Georgia|Six Flags Over Georgia]] is a [[Wikipedia:Six Flags|Six Flags]] theme park found near [[Wikipedia:Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]].
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| - | == External Links ==
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