Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0
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== Summary == | == Summary == | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Coach Z]] |
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=== Message 1 === | === Message 1 === | ||
| - | '''COACH Z''': Okay, hey there Marzipan. It's a-- It's the Coach Z here. And, uh, I'm leavin' ya a, uh, a machine -- er a message on yer machine, there. And I-I got a favor to ask you about Homestar. He's a-- he's kinda been draggin' his tookus around the field, at a, y'know at practice there. And I was wondering if you could do something, ya know, to kinda cheer him up. Maybe, you know, something that you | + | '''COACH Z''': Okay, hey there Marzipan. It's a-- It's the Coach Z here. And, uh, I'm leavin' ya a, uh, a machine -- er a message on yer machine, there. And I-I got a favor to ask you about Homestar. He's a-- he's kinda been draggin' his tookus around the field, at a, y'know at practice there. And I was wondering if you could do something, ya know, to kinda cheer him up. Maybe, you know, something that you s do fer the guys. One of those types of things. I don't know, you could do some type of a silly dance, or, uh, put somethin' in his pants... you know, I don't know what you do there, but uh, I'd really appreciate it 'cuz he's been lookin' kinda blue out there on--on the feral (supposed to be field), so ok then, a-- good day. [sic]. |
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Revision as of 01:58, 22 September 2004
Contents |
Summary
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Sad, Coach Z
Transcript
Marzipan's Greeting:
MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back. {beep}
Message 6
STRONG BAD: Uh... Mrs. Pan. Uh, Hello. Uh, yes, this is, uh, Mr. Nobody from the toilet patrol. And, um, we're just calling because we need you to do a check-up on your toilet. So, if you could, uh, stick your head in the toilet and, um, flush the toilet {holding back laughter} and then give us a call back and let us know if your toilet is alright. Okay, have a good day. {more stifled laughter}
Message 5
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey Marzipan, it's Homestar, and it is... {pauses slightly to check his watch} 2:30, and me and Pom Pom were about to leave, so, we'll see you there, and uh, if... what? ...{laughing to himself} Pom Pom says, "Don't be late,". Pom Pom, you're crazy! Okay, we'll see you there. Bye!
Message 4
STRONG SAD: What? Oh, it's the machine. Oh, well, hey... hey Marzipan, it's Strong Sad. And, uh, I was wondering if you... do you still have my CDs? 'Cause I think you still have them and it's been three months and, um, I like those CDs and, uh, I even got ya those same CDs for your birthday and you still have mine. So, i--if you could give 'em back or -- I mean, I guess -- you know, take your time. You don't have to give 'em back if--if you, um, you don't want to. Have a good day, Bye.
Message 3
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey Marzipan, it's Homestar again, and me and Pom Pom are here, and you're supposed to be here, but you're not here. So, um... I guess we're gonna go in. We'll get you a ticket, and... we'll go in... or maybe I'll wait outside. Um, no, or maybe I'll go in. Um, but Pom Pom's got his cell, so give us a call on his cell phone if you get this message. And if not, we'll, I'll tell you if it was good. Ok. Bye.
Message 2
STRONG BAD: Um... Marzipan, thi--this is Strong Bad, um, calling you for the first time today. No reason I would've called you before, because, this is the first time... for calling... to you. Uh, so anyway, I need some help baking. I... I can't get these cookies to come out right, and now I'm out of eggs. So, if--if you've got any bright ideas, give me a call, um, 'cause, I've only called you once, so you can call me back once now, too. Okay, okay bye.
Message 1
COACH Z: Okay, hey there Marzipan. It's a-- It's the Coach Z here. And, uh, I'm leavin' ya a, uh, a machine -- er a message on yer machine, there. And I-I got a favor to ask you about Homestar. He's a-- he's kinda been draggin' his tookus around the field, at a, y'know at practice there. And I was wondering if you could do something, ya know, to kinda cheer him up. Maybe, you know, something that you s do fer the guys. One of those types of things. I don't know, you could do some type of a silly dance, or, uh, put somethin' in his pants... you know, I don't know what you do there, but uh, I'd really appreciate it 'cuz he's been lookin' kinda blue out there on--on the feral (supposed to be field), so ok then, a-- good day. [sic].
