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| - | <line start="18" end=" | + | <line start="18" end="86" speaker="other">Your patience is "unportant" to us. Please check back later!</line> |
| + | <line start="86" end="87" speaker="strongbad"><!-- line start 18 -->Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?</line> | ||
| + | <line start="87" end="114" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Screaming Yellow Strong Bad,</line> | ||
| + | <line start="114" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"What do you think your funeral would be like?</line> | ||
| + | <line start="142" end="172" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely Yours, Bibendum."</line> | ||
| + | <line start="172" end="224" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, Addendum. My funeral's going to be off all of the following:</line> | ||
| + | <line start="224" end="307" speaker="strongbad">The hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon.<!-- Someone use span style="visibility:hidden around this line because I doubt I'll get to it yet --></line> | ||
| + | <line start="307" end="367" speaker="strongbad">First, I'll have to face the most difficult decision a newlydead faces:</line> | ||
| + | <line start="367" end="411" speaker="strongbad">What to do with my stinking, rotten remains.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="411" end="460" speaker="strongbad">I don't wanna just be lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers...</line> | ||
| + | <line start="460" end="496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="notwhatiwanted">...and sweat-smelling followers.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="496" end="520" speaker="other" voiceover="yes">Oh, he looks so peaceful.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="520" end="566" speaker="strongbad">Shut up, lady! Peaceful is not how I roam!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="566" end="598" speaker="strongbad">That's why I'm gonna be taxidoimied!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="598" end="649" speaker="strongbad">Nothing sums up my life's achievements quite like my stuffed corpse...</line> | ||
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| + | <strongbad>...suplexing a cougar.</strongbad> | ||
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| + | <line start="680" end="725" speaker="strongbad">It'll be kept in a place of honor for all the world to make out with.</line> | ||
| + | <line start="725" end="759" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! I'm home!</line> | ||
| + | <line start="759" end="782" speaker="marzipan">Did you find the DNA evidence?<!-- Oh man! Not again! --></line> | ||
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My funeral's going to be off all of the following:</line> <line start="224" end="307" speaker="strongbad">The hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon.<!-- Someone use span style="visibility:hidden around this line because I doubt I'll get to it yet --></line> <line start="307" end="367" speaker="strongbad">First, I'll have to face the most difficult decision a newlydead faces:</line> <line start="367" end="411" speaker="strongbad">What to do with my stinking, rotten remains.</line> <line start="411" end="460" speaker="strongbad">I don't wanna just be lying there surrounded by sweet-smelling flowers...</line> <line start="460" end="496" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="notwhatiwanted">...and sweat-smelling followers.</line> <line start="496" end="520" speaker="other" voiceover="yes">Oh, he looks so peaceful.</line> <line start="520" end="566" speaker="strongbad">Shut up, lady! 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