User:Ciberdude444

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Second place is like being the tallest midget... no one cares.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!

it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

...Because, if Santa and the holiday armadillo are in the same room for too long, the world will implode... Merry Christmas!!!! -Friends

I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted too. -Napoleon Dynamite

yeah, there's a ton of gangs at this school, this one kept on wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staf -Napoleon Dynamite

Are You suggesting coconuts migrate? -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

so then i said to the guy 'if this is the house of pancakes how come i can't eat the walls?' -Homer Simpson

if at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried

if you can tell me the names of these songs post it on my talk

In the crowd of pain, St. Jimmy comes without any shame,

He says "We're f***ed up,

But we're not the same,

And mom and dad are the ones you can blame"

Jimmy died today

He blew his brains out into the bay,

In the state of mind its my own private suicide

I read the graffiti

In the bathroom stall

Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall

And so it seemed to confess

It didn't say much

But it only confirmed that

The center of the earth

Is the end of the world

And I could really care less

City of the dead

At the end of another lost highway

Signs misleading to nowhere

City of the damned

Lost children with dirty faces today

No one really seems to care...

Remember when I was in the grocery store, now's my time

Lost the words,lost my nerve, lost the girl, left the line

I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine

So read my book with a boring ending

A short story of a lonely guy

Who fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside

And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside

I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom

I get too scared to move, cause i'm a f***in' boy

So here's your holiday

Hope you enjoy it this time

You gave it all away

It was mine

So when you're dead and gone

Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost

It's not right