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[[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV8.png|thumb|What is The Cheat up to?]]
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Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Stinkoman}}, [[Grape-Nuts Robot]], {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]
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'''Date:''' June 9, 2003
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'''Running Time:''' 2:38
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'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine
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== Transcript ==
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=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. ''{beep}''
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=== Message 5 ===
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'''COACH Z:''' Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...
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=== Message 4 ===
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in a sweepstakes announcer voice}'' Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million ''{quickly}'' (punches-in-the-face). So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million ''{quickly}'' (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million ''{quickly}'' (punches-in-the-face).
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=== Message 3 ===
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, ''{the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard}'' call me on my cell phoooone!
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=== Message 2 ===
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'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Hello, Marz-pan.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, now make him say it. Make him say it!
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'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Kiss the butt.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt."
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'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{monotone}'' Kiss a butt.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs?
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'''BUBS:''' I thought I told you no names!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I, er, der, er-- ''{hangs up phone, dial tone}''
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=== Message 1 ===
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner ''{The Cheat walks by in the background}'' from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! ''{pause}'' Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes.
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==Fun Facts==
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===Inside References===
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*Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]], where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite.
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===Real-World References===
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*"Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State."
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:answer8.html|watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]]
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*[[HR:answer8.swf|view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0"]]
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{{Marzipan's Answering Machine}}
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[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]

Revision as of 23:32, 8 March 2006

Marzipan's Answering Machine #8
watch ← Version 7.0 Version 9.2 →
What is The Cheat up to?

Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Stinkoman, Grape-Nuts Robot, Bubs, Homestar Runner, The Cheat

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: June 9, 2003

Running Time: 2:38

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

Contents

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Bonjour, amigos. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone. {beep}

Message 5

COACH Z: Oh, hey, there, Marzy. I was just callin' to see, uh, whether we were just friends, or... more than just friends. See, I sometimes forget what's real and what's just in my head. So, uh, gimme a call back or, uh, maybe just come on by my place and we can discuss this over a bowl o' Cracklin' Oat Bran or... the Crunch Berries. Okay. Take the care. Oh, and by that I mean, like, uh, Tender Lovin' Care, not... not, uh, take my automobile. A lot of times people have trouble understandin'...

Message 4

STRONG BAD: {in a sweepstakes announcer voice} Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an umlimited supply of one million {quickly} (punches-in-the-face). So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million {quickly} (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean.. uh, for to give you the million {quickly} (punches-in-the-face).

Message 3

STINKOMAN: Hello? I think I have the wrong number. Your voice sounds like this is the wrong number. But just in case, can I interest you in a challenge? Or maybe some light fighting? If so, {the sound of Stinkoman charging up is heard} call me on my cell phoooone!

Message 2

GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Hello, Marz-pan.

STRONG BAD: Alright, now make him say it. Make him say it!

GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Kiss the butt.

STRONG BAD: Did he just say, "Kiss THE butt?" No, make him say "Kiss MY butt."

GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT: {monotone} Kiss a butt.

STRONG BAD: Not "Kiss a butt!" What's wrong with this thing, Bubs?

BUBS: I thought I told you no names!

STRONG BAD: I, er, der, er-- {hangs up phone, dial tone}

Message 1

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up, Pawkeegan? This is Homestar Runner {The Cheat walks by in the background} from homestarrunner.com, and you're listening to the Cornbread Hour, here on WPKG, pointy-point-five, the voice of Pawkeegan State! {pause} Okay... Sweepstakes Ron? Are you there? Hello? You told me to call this number and leave a radio promo, and then you'd- you'd give me the sweepstakes. So... gimme some of that sweep-a stakes.

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • Strong Bad prank calling as a radio sweepstakes announcer is a reference to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0, where Marzipan's outgoing message states that Strong Bad's "radio contest" prank call is her favorite.

Real-World References

  • "Pointy point five" and "voice of Pawkeegan State" are references to Atlanta's local "eighty eight point five" (Album 88) "the voice of Georgia State."

External Links

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Version: 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 6.0 | 7.0 | 8.0 | 9.2 | 10.2 | 11.2 | 12.2 | 13.2 | 14.2 | 15.2 | 16.2 | 17.2

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