User:The Paper
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==Favorite [[The Paper]]-Related Quotes== | ==Favorite [[The Paper]]-Related Quotes== | ||
| - | ===<font color="red">new!</font> Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with [[Sterrance]] in [[animal | + | ===<font color="red">new!</font> Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with [[Sterrance]] in [[animal]]:=== |
*"Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!" | *"Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!" | ||
*"Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!" | *"Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!" | ||
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=== Is obsolescence in the distant future? === | === Is obsolescence in the distant future? === | ||
| - | + | Provided the statement embedded in the image is, indeed, ''true'' and given the rate of one Strong Bad email per week, yes. However, if one takes a sample year, from the release of SB Email #93 - [[labor day]] to the release of the short toon [[Labor Dabor]], only thirty-three SB Emails transpired. Therefore, by those calculations, with Teen Girl Squad, Marzipan's Answering Machine, Powered By The Cheat, Cheat Commandos, and other e-mail replacements, The Paper has a better chance of surviving for approximately one year and forty weeks. Based on historical data, the date of possible replacement is set for sometime in September, 2006. Other possibilities include late summer or early fall of 2006. Kudos to [[User:Thunderbird_L17|The King of Screenshots]] for all of the preceding predictions. | |
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| + | , <BR>The Paper will be phased out within one year. *sniffs sadly* <BR> | ||
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/processing.html Dot Matrix printing technology] sure was innovative back in 1985. | [http://www.homestarrunner.com/processing.html Dot Matrix printing technology] sure was innovative back in 1985. | ||
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| + | However, if you take a sample year, such as the e-mail labor day to the release of the toon Labor Dabor, only 31 emails transpired. Therefore, by those calculations, with Teen Girl Squad, Marzipan's Answering Machine, Powered By The Cheat, Cheat Commandos, and other e-mail replacements, I belive that The Paper has a better chance of surviving for one year and about 40 weeks or so, making it's date of possible replacement circa September 5th, 2006, or late summer/early fall or so. That's my prediction anyways. | ||
=="Preeowwww"== | =="Preeowwww"== | ||
Revision as of 04:17, 2 December 2004
I'm Teh P... (Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off)
I am currently a forum moderator over at StrongFans.com Forum "Home of The Cheat's Music Player!"
In general, I like to wikignome around, add screenshots wherever possible, and (gasp!) contribute to articles.
The admins InterruptorJones, Stu, Tom, and JoeyDay all did an outstanding job helping us adjust from WikkiTikkiTavi to MediaWiki. Props to JoeyDay for creating a separate wiki fanstuff section!
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Favorite The Paper-Related Quotes
new! Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with Sterrance in animal:
- "Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!"
- "Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!"
- "Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!"
STRONG BAD: "THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." - SB email #110 "for kids"
STRONG BAD: "Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!" - SB email #101 "car"
STRONG BAD: "The paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?" - SB email #81 "date"
STRONG BAD:: "What? The paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!" - SB email #50 "50 emails"
Future after Strong Bad Email #173?
Is obsolescence in the distant future?
Provided the statement embedded in the image is, indeed, true and given the rate of one Strong Bad email per week, yes. However, if one takes a sample year, from the release of SB Email #93 - labor day to the release of the short toon Labor Dabor, only thirty-three SB Emails transpired. Therefore, by those calculations, with Teen Girl Squad, Marzipan's Answering Machine, Powered By The Cheat, Cheat Commandos, and other e-mail replacements, The Paper has a better chance of surviving for approximately one year and forty weeks. Based on historical data, the date of possible replacement is set for sometime in September, 2006. Other possibilities include late summer or early fall of 2006. Kudos to The King of Screenshots for all of the preceding predictions.
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The Paper will be phased out within one year. *sniffs sadly*
Dot Matrix printing technology sure was innovative back in 1985.
However, if you take a sample year, such as the e-mail labor day to the release of the toon Labor Dabor, only 31 emails transpired. Therefore, by those calculations, with Teen Girl Squad, Marzipan's Answering Machine, Powered By The Cheat, Cheat Commandos, and other e-mail replacements, I belive that The Paper has a better chance of surviving for one year and about 40 weeks or so, making it's date of possible replacement circa September 5th, 2006, or late summer/early fall or so. That's my prediction anyways.
"Preeowwww"
{The Paper makes a noise as it comes down}
- ^ You can "rediscover" the web, too!
