Homestar vs. Other Little Girl

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What planet is it on?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What planet is it on?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Ahh... There's only one planet.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Uhh... There's only one planet.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Well, there's only one planet that have air.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{caressing Homestar's head}'' Well, there's only one planet that has air.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh!
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''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Where you live? Right here?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Where do you live? Right here?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. That's Texas.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. That's Texas.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' No, it's not!
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{looking at the camera, amused}'' No, it's not!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Where is that?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Where is that?
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''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where do you live?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where do ''you'' live?
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Right here in Georgia.
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Right here in Georgia.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's look like Missipity.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's looks like Missipity.
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Not Mississippi...
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Not Mississippi...
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''{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}''
''{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aach!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oaunh!
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}''
'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}''

Revision as of 18:38, 28 November 2005

"You can never live in two places..."

Homestar learns stuff from another little girl.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Other Little Girl

Date: November 28, 2005

Running Time: 1:25

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OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Climbs on the chair} Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, you got to teach me then.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: I am!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: OK, what are we going to learn today in school?

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen} You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's an amazing song!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Showing a cutout of the United States} Um—this is... has to be held up really carefully.

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's called... The United States of America.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhhh...

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What planet is it on?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Uhh... There's only one planet.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {caressing Homestar's head} Well, there's only one planet that has air.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Where do you live? Right here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. That's Texas.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {looking at the camera, amused} No, it's not!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Where is that?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's Texas.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where do you live?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Right here in Georgia.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's looks like Missipity.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Not Mississippi...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No?

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. {She hugs him} Awww... That's the sweetest hug.

{Cut}

{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oaunh!

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {laughs}

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