Cheerleader
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Revision as of 01:25, 3 August 2005
Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys for thinking she was the same age as So and So, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole surviving member in the first issue. She was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. She seems to like shirts with text on them.
Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).
She apparently has a crush on Eh! Steve, as referenced in HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.
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Text on Shirts
- diva (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 and HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!)
- li'l brat (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- huge bat (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- princess (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- boys please (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- purty (Decemberween Teen Girl Squad)
- coolier than thou (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- suga sweet (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- x-girl (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- sperld rott'n (HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!)
- sell fish (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
- deady's girl (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
- kiss boys (Easter egg in theme park)
- solid gold (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- party thyme (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- hott type! (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- rich grrl (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- 2 cool 4 u (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- boy monger (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- 2 cute (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
- i own u (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
Defining Traits
- Is a cheerleader (obviously), and has the spirit of one
- Has had a growth spurt
- Is boy-crazy
- Has cool, rich parents
- Wears a two-piece
- Wants a pony
- Listens to the top 40 hits
- Was fat as a toddler
- Has a backyard pool
- Despite having rich and cool parents, her house has only 2 bathrooms.
Hurt And/Or Killed By
- Being grasped by a bat (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- The Arrow'd Guy's Giant Brain Mech (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- A sailing mishap (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Being squished by a fat man (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Falling into the Arrow'd Guy's mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Being chomped on by a shark (never actually shown) (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
- Being run over by Learner's Permit Girl (Teen Girl Squad Issue 9)
Filmography
- Debut: comic
- Complete Filmography