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Revision as of 00:36, 1 December 2024 (edit) 68.37.38.51 (Talk) (Fanstume 2024 rush job. I think a visuals table might work better, actually.) ← Older edit		Current revision as of 12:18, 1 September 2025 (edit) (undo) Stux (Talk | contribs) (Move to new Narrator Bloopers page.)
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Since only one of us dressed up for Halloween this year, ''{Homestar Runner in his Impressive Preacher costume flies onto the screen}'' it's only fitting that I just look at one fanstume. ''{Homestar leaves}'' But don't worry. ''{pumps fists}'' It's gonna be a deep dive into that one fanstume. And the only thing that's better than deep dives is a musical deep dive!	+	=== Discussion ===
-		+	This should be the new [[Main Page]]! XD --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 12:18, 1 September 2025 (UTC)
-	''{Strong Bad leaps out of the scene as music begins to play. Title card reads "Fanstume [singular] 2024".}''	+
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-	''{A picture of a fan wearing a Strong Bad costume with a cardboard box made to look like a streetlight on his head appears. The arms are animated to move up and down.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Whoa-hoh! I wanna thank you so! ''{Two graphics of Dangeresque with streetlamp heads walk into to the scene}'' For dressing up like that one joke ''{A poster for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate appears}'' from my Roomisode!	+
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-	''{The street corner from Roomisode 2 appears on the Compy 386.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I wanna thank you so! ''{the cursor clicks on the stoplight and selects Get/Use}'' For dressing up like that one joke. From my roomisode.	+
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-	''{Dangeresque walks behind the stoplight so his head is obscured by it.}''	+
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-	'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{low quality}'' Oh, check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disruptor of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!	+
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-	''{The Compy disappears. The photo is animated to dance.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It's a perfect combination ''{the photo dances}'' of obscure refermation! And half-decent costume fabrication!	+
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-	''{Rave lights spin around. Close up on the photo.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Put a file folder box on your head!	+
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-	''{A diagram, Fig. 3a, Singular Fanstume, shows a box getting placed on a man's head. He gives a thumbs up.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' That you painted yellow, black, green and red! Next time, if you don't mind, may I suggest{{--}}	+
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-	''{Squares of color come out from the photo.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Use colored construction paper ''{the papers fold and markers draw on the photo}'' instead of this scribble mess!	+
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-	''{Back to the full photo.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' Now let's talk about the gloves! ''{disembodied boxing gloves appear on screen}'' The mitts, {Coach Z hands appear}, the claws, ''{two The Cheat arms appear}'' the meathooks! ''{Two Strong Mad hands appear on the photo, then all disappear}'' At first glance it's fine, ''{splits into two photographs}'' but you take a second look, ''{A question mark appears on one of the "gloves", which is not a glove}'' What the crap? What the crap? ''{Zoom in and rotate}'' Are you just holding a couple of red baseball caps?	+
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-	''{Record needle scratches.}''	+
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-	''{The lights dim, and two candles appear with a boxing glove on a metal tray.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Now, if you don't have boxing gloves at home, I understand. ''{The boxing glove stands up}'' It's not the kind of thing a lot of people have ''{glove lays down}'' laying around.	+
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-	''{The candles and dish disappear.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There are so many things that are red and round ''{such as, a red balloon, a red bowling ball, an apple, a tomato, a red globe, and another fruit. These disappear and replace the hats on the photo, ending on the globes}'' That you probably had at hand!	+
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-	''{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad drawing of the Fanstumer Schooner sailing toward an island with two red baseball caps. In the corner it reads "Here be wagons"}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' That the siren song of two red baseball caps ''{hearts and notes appear on the island}'' crashed your fanstume ship into land!	+
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-	''{The panel shows the boat crashing into the island, reading "rather dashed!!". The hats fall on the costume's hands.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Like the rocky shoals... dashed to the part. ''{The costume says "This is a highly acceptable substitute!"}'' When you... pick something stupid...	+
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-	''{Cut to the photograph and fade out.}''	+
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-	''{Fade back in.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' But wait! Everybody hold on! ''{A magnifying glass cursor appears}'' Let's zoom in now!	+
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-	''{A box encloses one of the hats and zooms in.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' 'Cause maybe I was wrong! ''{music cuts}'' The hat looks kinda blurry. ''{musical sting as the image becomes blurry}'' Maybe you were in a hurry! ''{the photograph dashes in and out. An animated sun appears}'' But it's so bright out and the sun is up! ''{a camera viewer appears and takes a shot}'' I'm sure the camera shutter was fast enough! So why does it look like that? Why the crap is it a baseball hat?	+
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-	''{Fade out. Pop back in.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' wait! ''{Oh-oh-dang appears}'' Oh-oh dang! Is this some photoshop?	+
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-	''{Cut to a picture of a baseball card of glen w/ grape and Ilko Skevüld's ID wearing red baseball hats. A cursor isolates the hats.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It looks like multiple pictures of different angles of hats that you had to crop!	+
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-	''{Photograph fades in.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I appreciate the effort, ''{a severed soolnd with a bone sticking out appears}'' but there's an elephant foot in the room! And that's if you're gonna photoshop, why didn't you just use...	+
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-	''{The soolnd dances and then jumps out of frame.}''	+
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-	''{The scene fills with a grid of Strong Bad's boxing gloves with transparent backgrounds.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, reading the sign}'' Transparent PNG's of boxing gloves!	+
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-	''{A search engine with an urchin called sea-urch appears, and "transparent pngs of boxing gloves" is typed in. "Search it out!" is selected.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A simple image search will yield you dozens of pages!	+
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-	''{Several PNGs of live-action boxing gloves from different angles, including one with the Strong Bad plush, appear.}''	+
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-	''{Cut back to the photo. A flotilla of boxing gloves fly past.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves! ''{Strong Bad's gloves flash onscreen in different colors and angles}'' All different angles, colors and sizes!	+
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-	''{Boxing gloves explode from the sign.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!	+
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-	''{Four scenes: a field, a sunset over water, a snow scene and flowers appear. Images of boxing gloves are overlaid.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' They make everything better! In all types of weather!	+
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-	''{Cut back to the photo as more boxing gloves are overlaid on the hands and feet.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!	+
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-	''{Cut to the King of Town in a living room. Boxing glove images are overlaid.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Paste them on grandma! Paste them on grandma!	+
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-	''{The photograph fades in as Strong Bad's face sings on the front of a boxing glove image.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!	+
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-	''{Another one sings, this time with the mouth on the hand hole.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' These are the key to our happiness!	+
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-	''{Cut to the costume head. Strong Bad's mouth sings and fades out.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}''' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!	+
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-	''{A Dangeresque graphic with the boxing glove image for a head sings.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Whoa-hoh! You know little minced!	+
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-	''{Strong Bad stands in front of the projector with two red baseball caps on his hands.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! Feast your eyes on hands!	+
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-	''{Fade to black. Stoplight Head Dangeresque appears by the word "end.". Musics by Rich Trott.}''	+

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This should be the new Main Page! XD --Stux 12:18, 1 September 2025 (UTC)