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=Fancy Suits=
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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[[File:strong sad tuxedo.png|200px|thumb|"Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo..."]]
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Dear Strong Bad,
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While most residents in the Homestar Runner universe typically wear casual clothing, there are instances where characters will '''wear formal suit jackets'''.
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My job is terrible, but it's the only job I have.<br>
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==Appearances==
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Unfortunately, I don't know how to get a better one.<br>
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===Homestar Runner Characters===
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Every job I've ever had made me feel like crap.<br>
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*[[The Announcer]] is always seen in a purple suit jacket or a black tuxedo jacket.
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*[[Main Page 11]] &mdash; Homestar wears a blue suit jacket.
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Homsar wears a black suit jacket and a red tie as part of his costume.
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*Email [[stand-up]] &mdash; During the talent show, Strong Bad wore a fake tuxedo T-Shirt.
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Woefully yours,
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*Email [[sb_email 22]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's public relations advisor.
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*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; [[The Barbershop Trio]] all wear suit jackets. They appear again in [[Fish Eye Lens]].
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Nameless Worker Drone
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*Email [[different town]] (Easter egg) &mdash; [[Eh Steve!]] wears a tuxedo in a drawing by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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*Email [[rampage]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a black suit jacket as a part of his legal rampage.
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*Email [[modeling]] &mdash; Strong Bad poses with a black suit jacket and purple shirt.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; [[Arrow'd Guy]] is seen wearing a cyan suit jacket while proposing to [[The Ugly One]].
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*Email [[senior prom]] &mdash; Homestar wears a black tuxedo for the senior prom and all members of [[All the King's Men!]] wear blue tuxedo jackets.
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*[[Halloween Awards Show]] &mdash; Bubs is shown wearing a black tuxedo jacket and a [[Wikipedia:Dickey (garment)|tuxedo front]].
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*Email [[your funeral]] &mdash; Homestar wears a black suit jacket and tie for Strong Bad's funeral.
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*Email [[rough copy]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit as Strong Bad's lawyer.
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*Email [[business trip]] &mdash; The Cheat wears a suit for his framed company portrait.
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*Email [[hremail3184]] &mdash; Strong Sad is shown wearing a black tuxedo.
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*[[I Killed Pom Pom]] &mdash; Strong Bad wears a dark gray suit as part of his Mac Tonight costume.
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===Wiki Users===
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*[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc]] &mdash; [[G]]-[[M'n|m']][[Special:WhatLinksHere/The Thnikkaman|n]] [[Tucker Donaldson|likes]] [[Special:Scramble/Stave it Off Guy|pop]] tarts, but [[not]] pop [[Special:Upload|tarts]] on [[Special:UserLogout|his]] tuxedo suit[[Comma|.]]
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**Gfdgsgxgzgdrc got pop tarts on his tuxedo suit in this one cartoon [[BWAHAHA This page does not exist.|<span style="color:blue">Gfd's Great Pop Tart Tuxedo Suit Adventure</span>]].
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*[[User:Purple Wrench]] &mdash; Purple Wrench would sponsor a line of suits fitted for various kinds of wrenches. This would make it impossible to say that wrenches cannot wear suits.
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*[[User:Catjaz63]] &mdash; When Catjaz wears a suit, he is called ''[[Special:MyPage|Business Catjaz]]''.
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*[[User:RickTommy]] &mdash; Rick wears a suit, but Tommy doesn't.
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*[[User:JoeyDay]] &mdash; Joey only wears tuxedo suits on special occasions and holidays (like Joey Day, for example).
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*[[User:The Knights Who Say Ni]] &mdash; Knights usually don't wear tuxedos.
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*[[User:Mee]] &mdash; /me had only ever heard "dickie" in reference to that shirt front. But don't treat him as an authority on fancy clothing.
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*[[User:SRMX12]] &mdash; He wears a tuxedo whenever he goes to a fancy dress ball. However, he hasn't gone to any yet.
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*[[User:DeFender1031]] &mdash; Sometimes he DeFends his tuxedo suit, 1,031 times.
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*[[User:DorianGray]] &mdash; "Dorian" wears "Gray" (tuxedos).
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*[[User:Im man]]
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*[[User:Jay]]
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*[[User:Invisible Robot Fish]]
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*[[Special:Contributions/Willy on Wheels|User:Willy on Wheels]] &mdash; Wears a tuxedo suit ON WHEELS!
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*[[Special:Contributions/NSMC vandal|User:NSMC vandal]]
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*[[HRW:S|HRWiki:Sandbox]] &mdash; Don't fake the funk [[G|on a nasty dunk]]!
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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File:announcer tie.PNG|First fancy suit on the site!
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File:main11.png|Homestar Runner Action News!
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File:Homsar Wimpy.PNG|"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
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File:littlestrongbadstandup.png|"Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"
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File:Cheatsuit.png|The Junior Executive Of Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips
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File:barbershop trio.PNG|[some image caption]
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File:ehsteven.png|Eh! Steven!
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File:Arrowed II.PNG|Arrowed II!
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''This gallery is '''incomplete'''. You can help and stuff by expanding it.''
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=Background Emails=
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Occasionally, '''a [[Strong Bad Email]] will be seen in the background''' of a [[Toons|toon]] and is not acknowledged or explained. These include emails that were sent to [[Strong Bad]] as well as responses to emails that it seems that Strong Bad has typed.
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*Email [[personal favorites]] &mdash; In two [[Easter egg]]s, two unread emails are shown on Strong Bad's computers.
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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Are you are real wrestle-man? I'm hope that u r.<br />
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<blockquote class="email">Sup Strong Bad,<br />
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Do that thing you do that one time. I<br />
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Forever young,<br />
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Zebbadee
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a> See there Tompo,<br>
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wasted youth. I<br>
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six or eleven
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a> Kick the booty all day long, I<br>
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say. But, ya know, maybe not.
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]Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak<br />
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instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No<br />
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skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm<br />
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at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.
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*[[DNA Evidence]] &mdash; While [[Homestar Runner]] is in the [[computer room]], an email is shown on the [[Lappy 486]].
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Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your<br>
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credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all<br>
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The Strong Badagement
 
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*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] &mdash; When Strong Bad finishes reading the story, text is shown on the [[Compy 386]] in the background.
 
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a>So there you have it Mondy. That's<br/>
 
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estate seminars. Don't you<br/>
 
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wish you could too?
 
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The phrase "'''for to'''" is sometimes said by the peoples... and stuff.
 
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*[[Store Thank You Messages]] &mdash; The page title is "Thank you so much for to buying our crap!!".
 
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he's waiting in the bushes "for to give <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Marzipan]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> the million punches in the face".
 
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*[[slumber party]] (DVD Commentary) &mdash; [[Matt Chapman]] says "For to take slumber".<!--This needs to be reworded. A lot.-->
 
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*[[Strong Bad Classics!]] &mdash; The Porridge Maiden catches an ocelot "for to sup".
 
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==See Also==
 
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= kitchen appliances =
 
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[[Image:BlenderComputer.png|thumb|"I could julienne a phone book into a metal can!"]]
 
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{{aboutemail}} {{for|Strong Bad's kitchen appliance computers in [[sbemail206]]|Items#Strong Bad's Kitchen Appliances}}
 
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Strong Bad and Homestar check an email together about what kitchen appliance they would be.
 
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Gavin]], [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[The King of Town]], Food Processor, [[Coach Z]], [[Marzipan]]
 
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'''Computer:''' [[Lappy 486]]
 
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'''Date:''' Monday, September 26, 2005
 
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'''Running Time:''' 2:21
 
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
 
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'''DVD:''' [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Five]]
 
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''{Cut to the Lappy. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and Gavin crawls away.}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Walks in}'' Ahem. ''{out of key}'' Email song that's really GREeaat?!
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?! Must be outta practice. Okay, here goes... song is long, is long, is long, is song is an email song.
 
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''{A "thump" is heard and the lappy shakes.}''
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, sorry! Jeez! You don't have to get violent.
 
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''{Homestar Runner has made a small shanty underneath the desk. A sign says "Homestar's Place." Homestar has a  juice box skewered on a stick and is roasting it over a flashlight.}''
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh hey, Strong Bad. Juice box?
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar! Since when did I say you could take up residence underneath my sbemail desk?!
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well, you hadn't used it in so long I just figured... you know... squatter's rights.
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm about to squat on your rights if you don't get outta here, you filthy hobo!
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, come on, Mr. Roper! I could help out around the house! I'm a real super athlete. You oughta see me climb and stuff. Maybe you should introduce me to&mdash;
 
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, alright shut up. I suppose I could use your help. The Lappy's broken and it says I need some bozo to sing it an email song or else I can't check-a my email.
 
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''{Cut to Lappy. Both Homestar and Strong Bad's heads are reflected into the screen.}''
 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ya gotta, email ding-dong ding-dong, I wanna, email ding-dong ding-dong, I gotta&mdash;.
 
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<blockquote class="lappy email">
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<div>subject: kitchen appliance</div>
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Dear STRONG BAD!!!<br \>
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If you could be a kitchen appliance what would it be? and why?<br />
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waiting in  anticipation.<br / >
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Victoria AUS</blockquote>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Stoopface! Look, I'll tell ya what. We'll alternate words. Dear...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Vischyssoise, who hasn't spent romantic nights in front of the fireplace, gazing into that special someone's eyes, talking about what kitchen appliance they would be? I had ''{small cough}'' girlfriend in ''{small cough}'' college that used to want to be a panini press. In fact that was her name I think. Good ol', hot ol' Panini Press. But I always saw myself as a beigish-tan 200 cc food processor called the Oh-bliterator Thousand! I'd look as much like me as a food processor possibly could.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...which apparently isn't very much. i'd have four my-mouth colored buttons labelled puree, frappe&mdash;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, NO! ''{Cut to the Computer Room}'' You don't need to go all Strong Bad on this one. No lasers this time!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd be a fork! ''{Cut to a fork against a blue background.}'' A taped up fork! ''{Tape covers the fork.}'' A brown taped up fork! ''{The fork turns brown.}'' We'd live right next to each other on Mother Goose's countertop! We would alternate words while reciting clever rhymes that help kids remember to do their chores.
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*Click on Homestar's head at the end to see the kitchen appliance variations. (Strong Bad as the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar's version of the Oh-Bliterator Thousand, the mouth and eyes on the Oh-bliterator Thousand, Homestar as the brown taped-up fork, and Coach Z as the plastic sealer bag.)
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'''MIKE:''' ''{while Gavin is on the Lappy}'' Looks like we took a long break after this&mdash; ''before'' this one, not after this one.
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*[[Wikipedia:Sam Rockwell|Sam Rockwell]] is an indie film actor.
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