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- | ==I CAN'T READ YOU!== | + | == Click a button to see its wiki page! == |
- | I spotted this on the FAQ ------> __NOEDITSECTION__
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- | What does that do anyway? {{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:08, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
| + | === Discussion === |
- | | + | This should be the new [[Main Page]]! XD --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 12:18, 1 September 2025 (UTC) |
- | :Hides the [edit] links at each section. {{User:Techgeekmbg/sig}} 21:32, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
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- | {{#switch:{{#rand:{{#ifeq:{{PAGENAME}}|Homsar|1|3}}|<!-- Edit this number -->64}}<noinclude>
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- | This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.
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- | '''To add a new quote to this page:'''
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- | #Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
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- | #Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
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- | #Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.
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- | <pre>*</noinclude>| ## = <!--new quote here--> <noinclude></pre>
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- | *</noinclude>| 1 = Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 2 = None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 3 = "The captain of the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|gravy train]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 4 = "I'm just a [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 5 = "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 6 = "Think I won the [[Homsar#Character_Video_Transcript|powerball]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 7 = "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 8 = "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 9 = "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 10 = "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 11 = "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 12 = "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 13 = "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 14 = <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually this; Strong Sad did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 15 = "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 16 = <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next three in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 17 = 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 18 = Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 19 = "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 20 = "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 21 = "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 22 = "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 23 = "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 24 = "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 25 = "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 26 = "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 27 = "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 28 = "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 29 = "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 30 = "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 31 = "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 32 "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 33 = "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 34 = "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 35 = "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 36 = "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 37 = "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 38 = "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 39 = "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 40 = "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 41 = "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 42 = "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 43 = "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 44 = "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 45 = "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 46 = "Hi, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 47 = "Climb [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|aboard]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 48 = "Sure beats [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 49 = "[[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 50 = "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 51 = "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 52 = "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 53 = "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 54 = "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 55 = "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 56 = "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 57 = "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 58 = "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 59 = "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 60 = "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 61 = "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|monster man]]!"<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 62 = "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 63= "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude>
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- | *</noinclude>| 64= "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude>
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