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Hey guys. I just want to tell you all that I'm leaving the wiki. In the time that I've been here, I've enjoyed friendship, laughter, and many good times, and I want to thank everybody who made this place so great for me. It's been fun, but I just don't have the time anymore. I've got studies, friends, homework, private interests, and a novel to write.
And did I mention that I'm in love?
I know that some of you will probably be sad that I'm leaving, but just remember the fun that we had and the laughs that we shared.

I will be back, my friends.

Until then, I leave you with a message of goodwill, and my real name.

Goodbye, Homestar Runner Wiki. I wish all of you the best.

--Jack (a.k.a. ΨHomsarΨroksΨ )

Adieu.

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+Hey guys.  I just want to tell you all that I'm leaving the wiki.  In the time that I've been here, I've enjoyed friendship, laughter, and many good times, and I want to thank everybody who made this place so great for me.  It's been fun, but I just don't have the time anymore.  I've got studies, friends, homework, private interests, and a novel to write.<br/>
-<div class=usermessage>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_in_Sudan See what you can do to stop the genocide in Darfur.  Don't let this become another Rwanda!]</div>
+And did I mention that I'm in love?<br/>
-[[Image:Two_Fez_Homsars.PNG|thumb|Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!]]
+I know that some of you will probably be sad  that I'm leaving, but just remember the fun that we had and the laughs that we shared.
-<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center>This is my page.  If you do not like Homsar, please go.  He is awesome, and if you dislike him, you will forever be viewed as evil by my kind.<br /></blockquote>
+I will be back, my friends.
-<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> <big>
+Until then, I leave you with a message of goodwill, and my real name.
-I love Homsar and Strong Bad.  Seriously.  They are so cool it hurts.
-[[Image:homsar_evolution_current.png|thumb|Sure beats breaking up with him.]]
+Goodbye, Homestar Runner Wiki.  I wish all of you the best.
-==Your attention, please!==
+--Jack (a.k.a. {{User:Homsarroks/sig}})
-{{userboxtop}}
+Adieu.
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-Wow.  You looked.  [[The King of Town|Combolations.]]
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-==Page Creations==
-I made [[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|Nunchucks]], [[The Battle of Strong Badia]], [[Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure]] and helped work on several others.  Well, I didn't really ''make'' nunchucks.  I started the article, but it was really Joshua, It's Dot Com, and Has Matt? who worked on it the most.  I also made quite a few spelling/<s>marshmallow</s>/grammar errors in my "Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure" article which were cleaned up by assorted personnel.
-== Favorite Toons ==
-Loves the Strong Bad Emails [[virus]], [[for kids]], [[funny]], [[invisibility]], [[dragon]], [[island]][[Bubs' shotgun|,]] [[japanese cartoon]], [[candy product]], and [[origins]].<br/>
-Also enjoys [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]][[Coach Z|,]] [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[Experimental Film]], [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|Halloween Potion-ma]][[User:Salty|-]][[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|jig]], [[Where the Crap are We?]], and [[Homestar Presents: Presents]][[Neuconsin|.]]
-==Favorite Characters==
-[[Homsar|HOMSAR!!]][[virus|!]] (obviously), [[Strong Bad]], [[Made-Up Strong Bad Animals#Da Huuuuuudge|Da Huuuuuudge]], [[Eh! Steve]], [[The Worm]], [[Bubs]], [[Coach Z]], [[The Cheat]].
-==Least Favorite Character==
-Marshie.  HE'S A FREAKIN' COMMUNIST!!!  Well, not really.   I just wanted to say that.  Anyway, I just don't like him.  At all.  Ever.  He is weird and frightens children.  He doesn't even get a link.  If you think that Marshie is awesome, please forgive me.  I just think that he's a psychotic mashmallow with a serious inferiority complex.  He's a phillistine, a virulent pestulence of death, and has all the likability of a pile of whatsit.  Seriously.
-== Favorite Games ==
-[[Peasant's Quest]], [[Thy Dungeonman II]] (from [[Videlectrix]].com), and [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
-==Most embarrassing Wiki moment==
-Once I accidentally welcomed a troll!  How humiliating is that?
-== Favorite H*R quotes ==
-So you see Claire, if it wasn't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the on point kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. &mdash; [[Strong Bad]], origins.
-Aaaaahh! Red button lightning! &mdash; [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20x6]], Level 7.1
-Corn is no place for a mighty warrior. &mdash; [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]], Teen Girl Squad Issue Ten
-Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly. &mdash; Strumstar Hammer
-Possums! &mdash; Strong Bad, Teen Girl Squad Issue Three
-My chocolates!  Come back chocolates!  I didn't mean what I said... &mdash; [[Bubs]], [[invisibility]]
-STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!<br/>
-BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it! &mdash; [[virus]]
-STRONG BAD: That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?<br/>
-STRONG MAD: MY SECRET SHAME! &mdash; [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig|Halloween Potion-Ma]][[User:Salty|-]][[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig|Jig]]
-When I find whoever Red-Buttoned me, I'm gonna go and challenge the crap out of them! &mdash; Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1
-My left name is "Tremendous Savings," Ms. America! &mdash; Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]]
-No, it can't be heaven.  There's not enough twinkies. &mdash; Strong Bad, Where the Crap are We?
-STRONG MAD: CAN I KEEP IT?<br/>
-STRONG BAD: No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back.<br/>
-STRONG MAD: IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!!<br/>
-STRONG BAD: Uh, yeah. That's not true. &mdash; [[Fall Float Parade|Fall Float Parad]][[The Battle of Strongbadia|e]]
-I cut the crust off in the morning light..[[The Battle of Strongbadia|.]] &mdash; Homestar, origins
-Computer over? Virus equals very yes?!! That's not a good prize! &mdash; Strong Bad, virus
-Look, The Cheat is '''behind the freaking box!'''  '''He's behind the box!'''  '''I'LL KILL YA!  I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!''' &mdash; Strong Bad, [[for kids|for kid]][[Strong Bad's Nunchucks|s]]
-Whatever.  I'ma go re-nog. &mdash; Strong Bad, [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|Decemberween Sweet Cuppin]][[User:Bubsty|']] [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|Cakes]]
-I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away. &mdash; the Innkeeper in [[Peasant's Quest]][[for kids|.]]
-Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. &mdash; Strong Bad in [[secret identity]]
-[[Strong Sad|STRONG SAD]]: There needs to be a better word for weird.<br/>
-{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}<br/>
-STRONG MAD: MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!<br/>
-{they run off}<br/>
-STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out.<br/> &mdash; [[morning routine]]
-Almost anything that Homsar ever said.
-[[Image:Stinkogame3-End.png|Stinkogame3-End.png]]
-== Other Quotes ==
-'''If you have a problem with any of the quotes below, let me know and I'll either clean them up or take them off the page.  Please don't take it upon yourself to delete them!  Thank you.'''
-“You, get me the Wall Street Journal.  You two, fight to the death!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
-"Jules, you give that nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, and I'ma shoot him on general principle."-John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
-"Dude are you made of leprechauns? Cause that was awesome!"-Marine in Halo 2
-“Cut my milk!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
-"It’s because you’re all b***** people.  That’s it.  You’re all just b***** people and I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do.”-Christopher Guest in Waiting for Guffman
-“Go play outside while I lie here quietly and bleed to death.”-Jon Arbuckle in Garfield by Jim Davis
-“All mammals have hair.  Whales are mammals.  Therefore, whales have hair.  Shave the whales.”-Dogbert in Dilbert by Scott Adams
-“Ah, Oscar night, where all the big people gather to thank all the little people that they’ve stepped on all year.”-Johnny Carson
-"You can run, but you can't hide!  I know where your mama parks your house!"-Jason Alexander, My Name is Earl
-“My precious”.-Andy Serkis in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
-"Dial 1-555-Cat-Juice!"-Paul Eric Odgren, Rubber Band Sorter Infomercial
-“It’s just like living in Bhutan.  The rent is good, but it’s hell to get a decent cup of coffee.”-John Odgren
-“Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves.”-Robin Williams in Aladdin: The King Of Thieves
-“Inconceivable!”-Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride
-"Ford, you're turning into a penguin.  Stop it."-Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
-“All dead... Well, if they’re all dead there’s only one thing you can do."<br/>
-"And what is that?"<br/>
-"Go through their pockets and look for loose change.”-Billy Crystal and Mandy Patankin in The Princess Bride (thanks to Jeff J. W.)
-“Oh, god.  I left the world I knew to watch a kid try to put booties on a screwed-up weasel.  Shoot me, Roland, before I breed.”-Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King
-"Park in the hop, not in the loop, because they are going to snow."-Anonymous
-“Have you looked inside?"<br/>
-“Come on, man!  I'd have to be some kind of low life to go rooting around in other peoples property.”<br/>
-“Is it locked?”<br/>
-“Yeah, real well”.-Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb & Dumber
-"Well, I don't care if Halo is God's own anti-SOB machine or a giant Hula hoop—we ain't gonna let 'em have it!  What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" -Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: Combat Evolved
-"And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that 'I run through the valley of the shadow of death' - in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see."-Woody Allen in Love and Death
-"The long-closed 70th floor of our very own Rockefeller Center is being re-opened as an observation deck. I guess Tom Brokaw and I will have to find a new place to secretely make love."-Tina Fey in Weekend Update
-"You better get it together, Marine, or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole.  And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy compared to what I'm gonna do to you!”-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: First Strike
-"Man this is wierd.  Halfway through the procedure I've suddenly drawn a blank on procedure.  In fact, I think I'm an ice cream man."-A doctor, The Prehistory of the Far Side by Gary Larson
-"The mattress was much impressed by this and realised that it was in the presence of a not unremarkable mind."-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
-"Sir, can you spare a little change?"<br/>
-"Yes I could."<br/>
-"Well, will you?"<br/>
-"No."<br/>
-"Why not?"<br/>
-"Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap."-Jim Carrey and Don Keefer in Liar Liar
-"Oh, I'm sorry.  Were you trying to kill something?"-Cortana, Halo: Combat Evolved
-"Would...would you care for a rat?" - John Cleese in Fawlty Towers. (Thanks again to Jeff J. W.)
-"Professor Moody! What are you doing?"<br/>
-"Teaching!"<br/>
-"Is - is that a student?"<br/>
-"Technically it's a ferret."-Maggie Smith and Brendon Gleeson in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
-"I wasn't going to saw my arm off!  I was just going to slit my wrist...My god that sounds terrible."-John Odgren
-"I need a nurse!  No...no! A FEMALE nurse."-Marine Soldier, Halo 2
-"In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."-The Resteraunt at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
-"In Chicago, a man who was having a heart attack's life was saved when his dog brought him a phone so that he could call for help.  Whe should point out, however, that for every one of these heartwarming animal stories 100,000 people die while their dogs sit there and look at them like morons."-Tina Fey in Weekend Update
-"Marine, did I give you permission to b****?"-Sergeant Banks, Halo 2
-"I like that boulder.  That is a nice boulder."-Eddie Murphy in Shrek
-"Hey, remember me?  I blew up your little hula hoop thing."-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2
-"An entire school showed up at a George W. Bush rally in Dearborn, Michigan this week to complain that their building is unsafe and they lack books and teachers.  A sympathetic Bush promised that it elected, he'll take care of the students the best way he knows how...by executing them."-Tina Fey on Weekend Update
-"Lev, why don't you do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up?"-Ben Affleck in Armageddon
-"Hey!  No hurt!  Me like Elites.  Brutes stinky bad bad.  Me stay here and make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter...heh heh."-Grunt, Halo 2
-"If you bother me again I shall visit you in the small hours of the night and put a bat up your nightdress."-John Cleese in Fawlty Towers
-“You know what I'm going to do about this?”<br/>
-“What?”<br/>
-“Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is p*** and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!”-Jim Carrey and Ed Trotta in Liar Liar
-"Dear humanity, we regret being alien b*****s, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-a** fleet!"-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2
-"Turn up the voltage.  He'll never know."-Things You Don't Want to Hear in an Operating Room by Paul, Paul Eric, and John Odgren
-"Sometimes it helps if I just close my eyes and cut."-See above
-"Hello, Buddy the elf.  What's your favorite color?"-Will Ferrel in Elf
-"'''MUHAHAHAHAHAA!''' Wait, you're not a fish!"-[[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]]
-"Beyond good and evil lies South Dakota."-Anonymous
-"But you promised the fat one would perish!"-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
-"Because he makes a twirl in life, my box is broken help me blue elephant. Isn't lettuce brave? I like electrons, hello."-From the Wikipedia article on Word Salads
-"I'm like one of those bald eagles you see at the zoo. Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll use my razor sharp talons to claw your *ding* eyes out! Cookies are ready!"-Lois Griffin in Family Guy<br/>
-Note: The ding was caused by an oven timer, the activation of which blocked out whatever Lois was going to say.
-"For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
-"Daffodils are made up almost entirely of rubber planets, and their particpation in the latest chapter books have made Romans look like trapezoids. Bathing in the language is not only permitted, it too wears glasses. Bozo the Clown recently turned acidic this afternoon, with the desperate claim of "I found it in my shoe!" It is not known if he merely borrowed it, or if the dog was running. Either way, turn on your car alarm for an extremely talented cardboard gym, with over 273 old cans of lizards with long eyebrows. This side effect of haircuts is not intended to break the world record, but to serve the master in every way possible. I hate soccer."-Has Matt?-<span style= "color: #ff0000;"> NEW!</span>
-“Well, what was behind Door Number One wasn’t so hot, and what was behind Door Number Two was even worse, so now, instead of quitting like sane people, we’re going to go right ahead and check out Door Number Three. The way things have been going, I think it’s likely to be something like Godzilla or Ghidra the Three-Headed Monster, but I’m an optimist. I’m still hoping for the stainless steel cookware.”-Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three-<span style= "color: #ff0000;"> NEW!</span>
-"French is the language that turns dirt into romance."-Stephen King-<span style= "color: #ff0000;"> NEW!</span>
-If you liked any of these quotes or have any questions or comments about them, please let me know on my talk page.--Homsarroks
-== Homsar Self Descriptions ==
-[[Image:Gum_Homsar.PNG|thumb|A New Record!]]
-A song from the sixties &mdash; [[interview]]
-A trendy tote bag &mdash; [[for kids]]
-The ghost of Christmas past &mdash; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]
-The human wedgie &mdash; [[origins]]
-The original ladies' man &mdash; [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]
-The captain of the gravy train &mdash; [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar Character Video]]
-A friendly reminder &mdash; [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar Character Video]]
-Just a silly little bumblebee &mdash; [[record book]] ({{User:The Chort/sig}})
-Parson Brown &mdash; [[Strong Sad's Lament]] ({{User:The Chort/sig}})
-A million ladies tall &mdash; [[2 emails]][[Pom Pom| ]] ( {{User:Salty/sig}} )
-Forever your girl &mdash; [[different town]] (while [[Modestly Hot Homsar|Modestly Hot]]) {{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}
-Just me. &mdash; [[record book]] ({{User:Bubsty/sig}})
-Crying on the inside &mdash; [[impression]] ({{User:Has Matt?/sig}})
-Saving the best for last &mdash; [[your friends]] ({{User:Has Matt?/sig}})
-That thing -- [[I forgot wich one]] (--{{User:The thing/sig}})
-The guy who was raised by a cup of coffee. ''(if this mocks him, take it down! I never want to mock him)''-[[User:Homsar7|Homsar7]]
-If you have any other Homsar self descriptions, please put them down with your screen name.  I'll get back to you.  Thanks.
-== Preculiar Tastes ==
-'''A list of my favorite things.  Read on for a boredom-induced aneurysm!'''
-===Weapon of Choice===
-Portuguese Grammar
-===Music===
-'''My favorite bands are listed below with my favorite song or songs by them in parentheses.'''
-Green Day (Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Good Riddance (Time of your Life), Minority, Homecoming, Too Much Too Soon)<br/>
-Linkin Park (In the End, From the Inside, Papercut, Numb, PTS.OF.ATHRTY)<br/>
-Staind (So Far Away, Zoe Jane, Reality, Epiphany, Outside, Everything Changes, Please It's Been Awhile)<br/>
-Yellow Card (Only One, Believe, Back Home)<br/>
-Emineim (Lose Yourself)<br/>
-Modest Mussorgsky (A Night on Bald Mountain)<br/>
-Coldplay (Clocks, Speed of Sound)<br/>
-My Chemical Romance (I'm Not Okay (I Promise), The Ghost of You)<br/>
-Van Halen (Panama, Right Now, Humans Being)<br/>
-They Might Be Giants ([[Experimental Film]])<br/>
-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)<br/>
-The Beatles (Let it Be, Hey Jude)
-Now tell me that ''that's'' not a mixed bag.
-===Movies===
-'''Some of my favorite movies are listed below by genre.'''
-''Comedy:''
-Rat Race<br/>
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail<br/>
-Spaceballs<br/>
-Shrek<br/>
-Love and Death<br/>
-Napoleon Dynamite<br/>
-Groundhog Day<br/>
-Home Alone<br/>
-The Incredibles<br/>
-Home Alone 2<br/>
-My Cousin Vinnie<br/>
-The Princess Bride<br/>
-A Fish Called Wanda<br/>
-Back to the Future<br/>
-Back to the Future Part III<br/>
-''Action/Adventure:''
-Terminator 2<br/>
-Broken Arrow<br/>
-Pirates of the Caribbean<br/>
-The Matrix<br/>
-Speed<br/>
-Indiana Jones<br/>
-The Mask of Zorro<br/>
-The Rock<br/>
-Spiderman<br/>
-Spiderman 2<br/>
-Die Hard<br/>
-''Horror:''
-A Nightmare on Elm Street<br/>
-Sleepy Hollow<br/>
-Halloween<br/>
-''Drama:''
-The Cider House Rules<br/>
-Edward Scissorhands<br/>
-Forrest Gump<br/>
-Pleasantville<br/>
-The Patriot<br/>
-Hotel Rwanda<br/>
-Antwone Fisher<br/>
-Outbreak<br/>
-October Sky<br/>
-''Science Fiction:''
-Star Wars<br/>
-The Empire Strikes Back<br/>
-The Return of the Jedi<br/>
-The Revenge of the Sith<br/>
-Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within<br/>
-The Fifth Element<br/>
-Independence Day<br/>
-Men In Black<br/>
-War of the Worlds (2005)<br/>
-''Fantasy:''
-The Lord of the Rings Trilogy<br/>
-Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban<br/>
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire<br/>
-Big Fish<br/>
-The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe<br/>
-===Games===
-'''Favorite Video Games:'''
-The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time<br/>
-Medieval: Total War<br/>
-Goldeneye 64<br/>
-Perfect Dark<br/>
-Starcraft<br/>
-Roller Coaster Tycoon<br/>
-Roller Coaster Tycoon 2<br/>
-Age of Empires II<br/>
-SSX Tricky<br/>
-Halo<br/>
-Halo 2<br/>
-Star Wars: Battlefront<br/>
-F-Zero X<br/>
-: Everything or Nothing<br/>
-The Sims<br/>
-Banjo-Tooie (This is a real game)<br/>
-Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike<br/>
-Grand Theft Auto: Vice City<br/>
-Sim City 4<br/>
-Devil May Cry 2<br/>
-Call of Duty: Finest Hour<br/>
-RuneScape<br/>
-Road Rash 64<br/>
-NOTE: If you haven't played Medieval: Total War, you have never played a battle simulation game.  It is my absolute favorite strategy game.  If you like strategy games, buy it!  You won't regret it.<br/>
-NOTE THE SECOND: RuneScape is my favorite online game ever.  Seriously.  If you would like to find me there, add Homsarroks to your friends list.
-===Authors/books===
-'''My favorite authors are listed below with my favorite books or series of books displayed next to them in parentheses.  Those that I would choose to characterize as must-reads have asterisks (*) next to them.'''
-Ray Bradbury (Farenheit 451, Long After Midnight [collection])<br/>
-Christopher Paolini (Eragon*, Eldest*)<br/>
-Garth Nix (The Keys to the Kingdom [Series]*)'''**'''<br/>
-Stephen King (Firestarter, Cell, The Dark Tower [Series]*)<br/>
-T. A. Barron (The Lost Years of Merlin [Series])<br/>
-J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter [Series]*)<br/>
-J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings [Series]*)<br/>
-Neal Shusterman (The Eyes of Kid Midas, The Shadow Club*, MindQuakes [Series])<br/>
-Brian Jaques (Redwall [Series]*)<br/>
-Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl [Series])<br/>
-Arthur C. Clarke (2001: A Space Odessy*)<br/>
-Michael Crighton (Jurassic Park*, State of Fear)<br/>
-Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [Series]*)<br/>
-Jon Stewart (America: The Book [A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction]*)<br/>
-Dan Brown (The DaVinci Code*, Angels & Demons*, Deception Point*)<br/>
-Clive Barker (Abarat[Series]*) <br/>
-Eric Nylund (The Fall of Reach, First Strike [Books 1 and 3 of the Halo series])'''*'''
-<nowiki>*</nowiki>The Halo series is pretty poorly written, but it tells an interesting story.  It has a lot of action in it and it tells you about things that you may have been wondering about (what are the Spartans, how did they come to be, what happened after Halo was destroyed, where the Chief came from, etc.).  Also, the guy that wrote it has degrees in chemistry and chemical physics, so most of the technology sounds authentic.  It is relatively badly written, though (Misplaced dashes and semicolons, awkward phrasing, and other errors decorate the page with notable abundance), so consider yourself warned.
-<nowiki>**</nowiki>If you like truly original fantasies that are like nothing you've ever read before but are awesome nonetheless, you ''have'' to read The Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix.  It's awesome.
-===Um...Not Pigeons===
-'''For no apparent reason, here are my favorite foods:'''
-Pesto<br/>
-Bacon Cheeseburger w/Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, & Pickles<br/>
-Mashed Potatoes<br/>
-Cheese Curls<br/>
-Solt & Vinegar Potato Chips<br/>
-Meatball, Potabella Mushroom, Bacon, and Barbecue Chicken Pizza<br/>
-Wishbone Italian Dressing<br/>
-Fenway Fudge Ice Cream<br/>
-Peaches<br/>
-Three Musketeers Bars<br/>
-Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (Just Kidding)<br/>
-Tacos<br/>
-French Fries<br/>
-Salami<br/>
-Swedish Meatballs<br/>
-Egg Nog<br/>
-Dr Pepper<br/>
-Sushi (Octupus preferred, but I like most other types)<br/>
-SWISS CAKE ROLLS, BABY!!!<br/>
-===TV===
-'''Favorite TV Shows:'''
-My Name is Earl<br/>
-CSI[[User:Lapper|:]]Crime Scene Investigation<br/>
-Family Guy<br/>
-The Office<br/>
-Boston Legal<br/>
-Scrubs<br/>
-Nova<br/>
-===Favorite words===
-Nozzle<br/>
-I'ma<br/>
-Lemon<br/>
-Corporeal<br/>
-Bung<br/>
-Lagoon<br/>
-Arrow'd!<br/>
-Haldo<br/>
-Prong<br/>
-Spog<br/>
-Argyle<br/>
-Thursday<br/>
-Comestables<br/>
-Bunion<br/>
-Crumpets<br/>
-Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf--The Winner: {{User:LePorello/sig}}.  Second Prize: {{User:Nckinfn04/sig}}<br/>
-Ecclesiastic<br/>
-Petrichor<br/>
-Thiruvananthapuram
-More to Come!
-Note: If anyone has any questions, comments, or corrections for or about anything, or if you would like to chat or leave messages about any of the things I listed above, please let me know by putting it in under my talk.  I'll get back to you!  Also, if you find anything offensive or have any problems with the content on this page, let me know and I'll remove or edit it.  Again, please don't take it upon yourself to censor or delete anything on my page!
-Thanks- Homsarroks
-== Hey, Cool ==
-[[Image:sbemail93.PNG|thumb|Don't you die on me, Bennedetto!  You haven't paid me my five bucks yet...]]
-I finally perfected my sig!  Check it out!<br/>
-{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 15:50, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
-==Wiki Friends==
---[[User:AbdiViklas|AbdiViklas]]<br/>
-{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}<br/>
-{{User:Darth Katana X/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Salty/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Sir Strong Bad/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Benol/sig}}<br/>
---[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]]<br/>
---{{User:The thing/sig}}<br/>
-{{User:Houdin654jeff/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Nckinfn04/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Pertmywert/sig2}}<br/>
---{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Teh Frossty One/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Csours/sig}}<br/>
---[[User:MrsCommanderson|MrsCommanderson]]<br/>
---{{User:Homestramy20/sig}}<br/>
---{{User:Seriously/sig}}<br/>
-{{User:Bubsty/sig}}<br/>
-{{User:JoeyDay/sig}}<br/>
---[[User:Master Chief|Master Chief]]
-If I left anyone out, just drop me a message with your comments and I'll put you on.  Thanks.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 16:22, 5 February 2006 (UTC)<br/>
-Oh yeah, and forgive me.  That's nice too.--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 00:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
-==In Memoriam==
-In loving memory of a great user:
---{{User:NOT Billy Bob Bob/sig}}<br/>
-You Will Be Missed.
---{{User:Homsarroks/sig}}
-[[Image:qod_24_-_eh_steve.PNG|thumb|you gotta love him.]]
-==Hot Links-Try not to get burned...==
-[http://www.homestarrunner.com The BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!]<br/>
-[http://www.gamesloth.com The kitten launch game is disgusting but fun.]<br/>
-[http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Nozzleman Me on the original Wikipedia.]<br/>
-[http://www.halopedia.org The Halo Wiki.]<br/>
-[http://www.runescape.com The best MMORPG in the history of MMORPG's.  If you understood that then you are my kind of person. Have a cookie.]<br/>
-[http://www.funtrivia.com The quizzes here are awesome.]<br/>
-[http://us.imdb.com/rg/nav-home/navbar/ The Internet Movie Database.  Cool.]<br/>
-[http://www.gethappy.com/watchmore.html Probably the best short film in existance.]<br/>
-[http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=endoftheworld A completely random flash cartoon about how the world will end.]  '''WARNING:''' Contains strong language<br/>
-[http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=familyguybreakfast Family Guy Presents: The Breakfast Machine.]<br/>
-[http://www.clappingfetus.com/Flash/peanutbutterjelly.html It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]  '''WARNING:''' Other content on this site may be inapropriate.
-If you liked any of these links or have found them useful, leave a note on my talk page.  I'm always glad to help someone discover something new and fun!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 18:14, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
-[[Image:117.jpg|thumb|He's cool, too.|200px]]
-==Aliases==
-I have a page on the Halo wiki (Yes, there is one.  Access it [http://www.halopedia.org/ here]) under the name of John 117.  I also have a page on the regular Wikipedia under Nozzleman and yet another page at Wikiquote under the name of Homsarroks.  I am also on the Homstar Runner Wooky under the same name and on [http://www.runescape.com RuneScape] as well, using the same name yet again.  Buy my cheesecake or '''''you''''' will turn into a piece of cheesecake at midnight! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Sorry... I let my evil twin type for a minute there.  He promised to be good, but I just can't trust him...
-[[Image:Trogador.PNG|thumb|This guy is awesome!!!!]]
-==Omen???==
-I took the quiz that was linked to by Fizz123's page and I found that my personality was that of Homsar.  Destiny?  Or just a really creepy coincidence?  You make the call!--{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} 14:14, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
-== A Poll!==
-Put the name of your favorite Strong Bad email below with your sig next to it if you feel like it.  I thought that it would be cool to have a list.
-:[[modeling]],[[montage]], and [[weird dream]] {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 02:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
-:[[for kids]] {{User:The Chort/sig}} 19:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
-:[[for kids]], [[highschool]], [[record book]] -{{User:Homsar7/sig}}
-:*Tries to think of favorite e-mail* *head a-splodes* Aww, man! All over the carpet, too. Anyway, mine would have to be rock opera. {{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}}
-==Thought of the Week-like Length of Time==
-Who are you and why are you staring at my userpage?!?!?!?!
-==A change has taken place! Forsooth!==
-As of now my page will be typed in TIEMS NEW ROMAN!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
-==Tragedy on Page 1!==
-And so, we lovingly lay our dear friend the guestbook to rest with heavy hearts, for he had 50 firends who found it in themselves to decorate his surface with their marks upon the world.  We all will miss him.<br/>
-May he rest in peace.
-Im Memoriam to Arnold P. Guestbook.<br/>
-You will be missed.