Fortune Cookies
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== List of Fortunes == | == List of Fortunes == | ||
| + | *Little things add up to a little bit. | ||
| + | *Try a little levitation. | ||
| + | *Start a little fire. A little one! | ||
| + | *Hey, it worked for Taft. | ||
| + | *Briefly, let's discuss your underwear. | ||
| + | *You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related. | ||
| + | *Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash. | ||
| + | *Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back. | ||
| + | *Have a good time, all the time. | ||
| + | *Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you? | ||
| + | *Ask me about super-dooper savings. | ||
| + | *"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means. | ||
| + | *Your primary goal will be washing up. | ||
| + | *Lighten your load by doing less work. | ||
| + | *Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area. | ||
| + | *Park in a secret place where no one can find you. | ||
| + | *Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over. | ||
| + | *Girls shouldn't usually wear ball caps. | ||
| + | *You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you. | ||
| + | *Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function. | ||
| + | *Wait by the phone. See if it rings. | ||
| + | *You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause. | ||
| + | *You've got something between your teeth. Something green. | ||
| + | *Make a little guy out of a paperclip. | ||
| + | *Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants. | ||
| + | *An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs. | ||
| + | *Make it great. Next time don't be late. | ||
| + | *Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit. | ||
| + | *Pay no attention to the man in parentheses. | ||
| + | *Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier. | ||
| + | *The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one. | ||
| + | *Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table. | ||
| + | *A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks. | ||
| + | *From now on, give only high-fives. | ||
| + | *It's not lazy if it's hilarious. | ||
| + | *Start putting stamps on all your emails. | ||
| + | *Greatness can be measured in arguments won. | ||
| + | *Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job. | ||
| + | *Buy me a sandwich. | ||
| + | *There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away. | ||
| + | *Stop listening to country music. | ||
| + | *The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery. | ||
| + | *You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks. | ||
| + | *Don't skip school... skip class. | ||
| + | *<font color="yellow">Yellow text is hard to read.</font> | ||
| + | *Remember that time you lied to your mom? | ||
| + | *Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know. | ||
| + | *It's not illegal if it's hilarious. | ||
| + | *A pillow fort simply cannot last. | ||
| + | *The liklihood is great that you will bring home some bacon. | ||
| + | *Gimme a dollar. | ||
| + | *Stop picking at it. | ||
| + | *It's not mean if it's hilarious. | ||
| + | *Will you go with me? Yes[] No[] (you can check off either answer, but nothing will happen.) | ||
| + | *Treat others as if they treated you first. | ||
| + | *Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying. | ||
| + | *Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink. | ||
| + | *Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation. | ||
| + | *[http://www.thoraxcorp.com www.thoraxcorp.com] | ||
| + | *Maybe try and be a little funnier. | ||
| + | *A life of luxury will end in buxury. | ||
| + | *You suck so much, you don't suck. | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Revision as of 02:50, 16 May 2005
A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the Museum, but it was moved to the Handheld Games Menu when the game menu was remodeled.
Page Title: Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies
Contents |
List of Fortunes
- Little things add up to a little bit.
- Try a little levitation.
- Start a little fire. A little one!
- Hey, it worked for Taft.
- Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
- You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
- Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
- Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
- Have a good time, all the time.
- Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
- Ask me about super-dooper savings.
- "They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
- Your primary goal will be washing up.
- Lighten your load by doing less work.
- Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
- Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
- Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
- Girls shouldn't usually wear ball caps.
- You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you.
- Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
- Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
- You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
- You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
- Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
- Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
- An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
- Make it great. Next time don't be late.
- Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
- Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
- Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
- The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
- Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
- A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
- From now on, give only high-fives.
- It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
- Start putting stamps on all your emails.
- Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
- Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
- Buy me a sandwich.
- There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
- Stop listening to country music.
- The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
- You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
- Don't skip school... skip class.
- Yellow text is hard to read.
- Remember that time you lied to your mom?
- Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
- It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
- A pillow fort simply cannot last.
- The liklihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
- Gimme a dollar.
- Stop picking at it.
- It's not mean if it's hilarious.
- Will you go with me? Yes[] No[] (you can check off either answer, but nothing will happen.)
- Treat others as if they treated you first.
- Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
- Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
- Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
- www.thoraxcorp.com
- Maybe try and be a little funnier.
- A life of luxury will end in buxury.
- You suck so much, you don't suck.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- Similar fortune cookies are used in an Easter egg for the Strong Bad Email "long pants".
- The slips of paper say "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled in "long pants".
Inside References
- The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the Thorax Corporation.
- The "Give me a dollar" fortune cookie may be referring to CGNU, where one of the classes was "Giving me a dollar".
Real-World References
- The one about the paper clip may be a reference to one of the office assistants on Microsoft Word.
