Fortune Cookies

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	== List of Fortunes ==		== List of Fortunes ==
-	*Little things add up to a little bit.*You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
-	*You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
-	*Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
-	*Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
-	*An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs.
-	*Make it great. Next time don't be late.
-	*Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
-	*Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
-	*Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
-	*The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
-	*Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
-	*A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
-	*From now on, give only high-fives.
-	*It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
-	*Start putting stamps on all your emails.
-	*Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
-	*Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
-	*Buy me a sandwich.
-	*There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
-	*Stop listening to country music.
-	*The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
-	*You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
-	*Don't skip school... skip class.
-	*<font color="yellow">Yellow text is hard to read.</font>
-	*Remember that time you lied to your mom?
-	*Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
-	*It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
-	*A pillow fort simply cannot last.
-	*The liklihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
-	*Gimme a dollar.
-	*Stop picking at it.
-	*It's not mean if it's hilarious.
-	*Will you go with me? Yes[]  No[] (you can check off either answer, but nothing will happen.)
-	*Treat others as if they treated you first.
-	*Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
-	*Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
-	*Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
-	*[http://www.thoraxcorp.com www.thoraxcorp.com]
-	*Maybe try and be a little funnier.
-	*A life of luxury will end in buxury.
-	*You suck so much, you don't suck.
	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==

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A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the Museum, but it was moved to the Handheld Games Menu when the game menu was remodeled.

Page Title: Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies

Contents 1 List of Fortunes 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Trivia 2.2 Inside References 2.3 Real-World References 3 External Links

List of Fortunes

Fun Facts

Trivia

• Similar fortune cookies are used in an Easter egg for the Strong Bad Email "long pants".
  • The slips of paper say "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled in "long pants".

Inside References

• The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the Thorax Corporation.
• The "Give me a dollar" fortune cookie may be referring to CGNU, where one of the classes was "Giving me a dollar".

Real-World References

• The one about the paper clip may be a reference to one of the office assistants on Microsoft Word.

External Links

• play Fortune Cookies
• view the flash file for Fortune Cookies