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    <line start="19" end="60" speaker="coachz">I meant to tell you the sock on the head is a nice touch.</line>
    <line start="60" end="90" speaker="homestar">I have a sock on my head?</line>
    <line start="90" end="133" speaker="homestar">Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off. </line>
    <line start="137" end="199" speaker="strongbad">Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.</line>
    <line start="206" end="284" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, could you please do your impression of Strong Sad? Thanks, your friend"</line>
    <line start="291" end="348" speaker="strongbad">...and there's no name. Um... Thanks, Your friend... Jhonka.</line>
    <line start="358" end="391" speaker="strongbad">No way, Jhonka! What a coincidence!</line>
    <line start="391" end="441" speaker="strongbad">I was just on my way out the door to go to the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest</line>
    <line start="442" end="491" speaker="strongbad">where contestants are judged on appearance, impression, and penmanship.</line>
    <line start="491" end="540" speaker="strongbad">I'm a shoo-in this year, man. Wait'll you see my costume!</line>
    <line start="540" end="555" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
    <line start="570" end="591" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
    <line start="591" end="616" speaker="strongbad">Not beatin' around the bush this week.</line>
    <line start="616" end="633" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
    <line start="634" end="671" speaker="coachz">Okay, I'd like to welcome everybody back!</line>
    <line start="671" end="735" speaker="coachz">Hope you enjoyed your intermission there. Bubs, the hot cold cuts was great!</line>
    <line start="735" end="753" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Those were moist towelettes!</line>
    <line start="754" end="872" speaker="coachz">So without further adieu, I'd like to introduce the man of the hour, the deathly pallor: Strong Sad!</line>
    <line start="877" end="890" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Booo!</line>
    <line start="895" end="920" speaker="strongsad">Thank you! Thank you!</line>
    <line start="920" end="973" speaker="strongsad">I'm simultaneously honored and insulted to be involved in this contest</line>
    <line start="973" end="997" speaker="strongsad">for the fourth year in a row.</line>
    <line start="998" end="1020" speaker="coachz">That's enough there, Strong Sad! Your work is done here.</line>
    <line start="1021" end="1033"><coachz>That's enough there, Strong Sad! Your work is done here.</coachz><strongsad>Oof!</strongsad></line>
    <line start="1033" end="1059" speaker="coachz">Let's get this pratty started!</line>
    <line start="1086" end="1107" speaker="coachz">Lookin' good there, Strong Bad.</line>
    <line start="1107" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1116" end="1144" speaker="coachz">Nice use of light and shadow.</line>
    <line start="1144" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1157" end="1172" speaker="coachz">...and picnic supplies.</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1192" speaker="strongbad">I know. Shut up.</line>
    <line start="1192" end="1208" speaker="coachz">Let's hear what you got.</line>
    <line start="1208" end="1266" speaker="strongbad">All right. Let me just push play on my sweatshirt here.</line>
    <line start="1266" end="1276" speaker="sfx">click</line>
    <line start="1276" end="1314" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Why do you want me to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad"?</line>
    <line start="1314" end="1328" speaker="sfx">tape advances</line>
    <line start="1328" end="1353" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Get that tape-recorder out of my face!</line>
    <line start="1353" end="1367" speaker="sfx">tape advances</line>
    <line start="1367" end="1388" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Stop flickin' my ear!</line>
    <line start="1388" end="1409" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">More like you stop flickin' my ear!</line>
    <line start="1410" end="1424" speaker="strongbad">Ha ha. Oops.</line>
    <line start="1425" end="1468" speaker="coachz">Ok, then. Very unsuspicious.</line>
    <line start="1468" end="1479" speaker="strongbad">I know.</line>
    <line start="1483" end="1511" speaker="coachz">Hey, there, Homestar. Nice hippo slippers.</line>
    <line start="1512" end="1535" speaker="homestar">Thanks. They're elephants.</line>
    <line start="1535" end="1569" speaker="coachz">Sure they are! Now let's hear your impression.</line>
    <line start="1569" end="1624" speaker="homestar">Um... Remind me again what type stuff that guy says.</line>
    <line start="1624" end="1652" speaker="coachz">You know. Depressing-type stuff!</line>
    <line start="1652" end="1690" speaker="homestar">Right, right! Here goes! Ahem.</line>
    <line start="1690" end="1734" speaker="homestar">Oh... Some animal died.</line>
    <line start="1734" end="1762" speaker="homestar">That's something he's always saying, right?</line>
    <line start="1762" end="1806" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I think I heard him say that a few times. Next contestant!</line>
    <line start="1817" end="1881" speaker="coachz">Strong Sad, you're not eligible for this contest! I thought I told youse to go on home!</line>
    <line start="1881" end="1951" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAa... I'm cryin' on the inside!</line>
    <line start="1965" end="1996" speaker="coachz">Okay, The Chort, lay it on me!</line>
    <line start="1996" end="2043" speaker="thecheat">depressing The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="2043" end="2102" speaker="coachz">Holy crap! It's as if Strong Sad was still alive and with us today!</line>
    <line start="2102" end="2120" speaker="coachz">First Prize!</line>
    <line start="2120" end="2133" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="2137" end="2160" speaker="strongbad">Stupid friggin' Cheat-in-a-Bag.</line>
    <line start="2165" end="2228" speaker="strongbad">I can't believe The Cheat won sectionals for the 4th year in a row dressed up as Strong Sad's left leg.</line>
    <line start="2236" end="2266" speaker="strongbad">I knew I should have gone for the bigger butt.</line>
    <line start="2266" end="2279" speaker="strongbad">Oh well.</line>
    <line start="2279" end="2310" speaker="strongbad">At least I won the penmanship award.</line>
    <line start="2310" end="2363" speaker="strongbad">But I should get going if I'm still going to be fashionably late to the afterparty.</line>
    <line start="2363" end="2400" speaker="strongbad">So, until next time, all the ladies and dudes say:</line>
    <line start="2400" end="2456" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad is a cool guy! And we're not cool in the least!"</line>
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