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The '''menu''' in which all of the '''Strong Bad Emails''' are displayed on [[Strong Bad's computers]].
The '''menu''' in which all of the '''Strong Bad Emails''' are displayed on [[Strong Bad's computers]].
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== Email Listing ==
== Email Listing ==
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! Number !! Release Date !! Name  !! Description !! Running Time  
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| 120 || 2004 || [[radio]] || Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts. || 4:02
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[radio]] || Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts. || 4:02
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| 119 || 2004 || [[animal]] || Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like. || 4:02
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[animal]] || Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like. || 4:02
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| 118 || 2004 || [[virus]] || Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. || 4:05
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[virus]] || Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. || 4:05
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| 117 || 2004 || [[montage]] || Strong Bad creates a montage. || 3:15
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[montage]] || Strong Bad creates a montage. || 3:15
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| 116 || 2004 || [[extra plug]] || SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use. || 3:23
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[extra plug]] || SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use. || 3:23
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| 115 || 2004 || [[time capsule]] || What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out! || 3:22
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[time capsule]] || What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out! || 3:22
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| 114 || 2004 || [[the facts]] || Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation. || 2:53
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[the facts]] || Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation. || 2:53
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| 113 || 2004 || [[pizzaz]] || Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz. || 3:19
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[pizzaz]] || Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz. || 3:19
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| 112 || 2004 || [[old comics]] || Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of. || 2:33
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[old comics]] || Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of. || 2:33
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| 111 || 2004 || [[other days]] || Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week. || 3:12
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[other days]] || Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week. || 3:12
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| 110 || 2004 || [[for kids]] || Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. || 3:24
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[for kids]] || Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. || 3:24
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| 109 || 2004 || [[crying]] || Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder! || 3:26
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[crying]] || Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder! || 3:26
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| 108 || 2004 || [[pom pom]] || Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone. || 2:25
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[pom pom]] || Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone. || 2:25
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| 107 || 2004 || [[cheatday]] || Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday. || 2:33
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[cheatday]] || Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday. || 2:33
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| 106 || 2004 || [[dangeresque 3]] || Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? || 4:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[dangeresque 3]] || Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? || 4:54
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| 105 || 2004 || [[replacement]] || Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out. || 3:22
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[replacement]] || Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out. || 3:22
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| 104 || 2004 || [[theme park]] || Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. || 4:14
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[theme park]] || Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. || 4:14
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| 103 || 2004 || [[haircut]] || Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts. || 2:59
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[haircut]] || Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts. || 2:59
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| 102 || 2004 || [[lunch special]] || Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon! || 3:43
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[lunch special]] || Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon! || 3:43
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| 101 || 2004 || [[car]] || Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car. || 2:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[car]] || Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car. || 2:54
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| 100 || 2004 || [[flashback]] || Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat! || 5:01
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[flashback]] || Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat! || 5:01
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| 099 || 2004 || [[different town]] || Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different. || 2:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[different town]] || Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different. || 2:54
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| 098 || 2004 || [[stupid stuff]] || Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes. || 2:39
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[stupid stuff]] || Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes. || 2:39
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| 097 || 2004 || [[monument]] || While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman. || 2:08
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[monument]] || While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman. || 2:08
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| 096 || 2004 || [[lackey]] || Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard. || 2:47
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[lackey]] || Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard. || 2:47
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| 095 || 2004 || [[the bet]] || Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues. || 2:37
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[the bet]] || Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues. || 2:37
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| 094 || 2004 || [[video games]] || Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask." || 3:04
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[video games]] || Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask." || 3:04
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| 093 || 2004 || [[army]] || Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos! || 4:10
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2004 || [[army]] || Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos! || 4:10
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| 092 || 2003 || [[kind of cool]] || Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!! || 2:57
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[kind of cool]] || Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!! || 2:57
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| 091 || 2003 || [[caffeine]] || See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been! || 2:41
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[caffeine]] || See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been! || 2:41
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| 090 || 2003 || [[colonization]] || Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american <!---sic---> history book might. || 1:57
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[colonization]] || Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american <!---sic---> history book might. || 1:57
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| 089 || 2003 || [[local news]] || The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight. || 3:05
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[local news]] || The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight. || 3:05
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| 088 || 2003 || [[couch patch]] || The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know! || 3:01
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[couch patch]] || The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know! || 3:01
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| 087 || 2003 || [[mile]] || SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon. || 2:27
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[mile]] || SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon. || 2:27
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| 086 || 2003 || [[no loafing]] || Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings. || 1:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[no loafing]] || Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings. || 1:54
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| 085 || 2003 || [[2 years]] || Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about. || 2:02
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[2 years]] || Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about. || 2:02
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| 084 || 2003 || [[kids' book]] || Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." || 2:01
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[kids' book]] || Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." || 2:01
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| 083 || 2003 || [[labor day]] || Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever. || 2:46
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[labor day]] || Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever. || 2:46
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| 082 || 2003 || [[impression]] || Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. || 3:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[impression]] || Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. || 3:13
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| 081 || 2003 || [[date]] || Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors! || 3:10
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[date]] || Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors! || 3:10
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| 080 || 2003 || [[stunt double]] || Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque! || 2:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[stunt double]] || Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque! || 2:17
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| 079 || 2003 || [[the process]] || Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro! || 3:20
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[the process]] || Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro! || 3:20
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| 078 || 2003 || [[anything]] || The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it? || 2:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[anything]] || The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it? || 2:13
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| 077 || 2003 || [[suntan]] || Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun. || 3:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[suntan]] || Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun. || 3:17
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| 076 || 2003 || [[sibbie]] || Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait. || 2:19
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[sibbie]] || Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait. || 2:19
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| 075 || 2003 || [[funny]] || SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star. || 2:20
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[funny]] || SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star. || 2:20
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| 074 || 2003 || [[privileges]] || The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon! || 2:23
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[privileges]] || The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon! || 2:23
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| 073 || 2003 || [[mascot]] || Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match! || 2:00
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[mascot]] || Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match! || 2:00
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| 072 || 2003 || [[crazy cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL! || 2:39
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[crazy cartoon]] || Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL! || 2:39
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| 071 || 2003 || [[2 emails]] || Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time. || 2:26
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[2 emails]] || Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time. || 2:26
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| 070 || 2003 || [[big white face]] || After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith. || 2:51
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[big white face]] || After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith. || 2:51
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| 069 || 2003 || [[personal favorites]] || Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right? || 2:21
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[personal favorites]] || Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right? || 2:21
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| 068 || 2003 || [[caper]] || Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up. || 2:49
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[caper]] || Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up. || 2:49
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| 067 || 2003 || [[autobiography]] || Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography. || 2:43
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[autobiography]] || Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography. || 2:43
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| 066 || 2003 || [[the show]] || Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.' || 2:34
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[the show]] || Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.' || 2:34
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| 065 || 2003 || [[unused emails]] || What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out! || 1:38
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[unused emails]] || What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out! || 1:38
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| 064 || 2003 || [[english paper]] || Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork. || 2:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[english paper]] || Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork. || 2:13
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| 063 || 2003 || [[fingers]] || Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves || 2:07
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[fingers]] || Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves || 2:07
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| 062 || 2003 || [[interview]] || Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee." || 2:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[interview]] || Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee." || 2:13
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| 061 || 2003 || [[monster truck]] || Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public! || 1:43
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[monster truck]] || Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public! || 1:43
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| 060 || 2003 || [[huttah!]] || Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails. || 2:35
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[huttah!]] || Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails. || 2:35
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| 059 || 2003 || [[marzipan]] || Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him. || 2:15
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[marzipan]] || Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him. || 2:15
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| 058 || 2003 || [[dragon]] || Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly. || 3:20
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[dragon]] || Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly. || 3:20
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| 057 || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]] || Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! || 2:02
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]] || Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! || 2:02
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| 056 || 2002 || [[current status]] || Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. || 1:14
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[current status]] || Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. || 1:14
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| 055 || 2002 || [[cheat talk]] || Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. || 1:08
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[cheat talk]] || Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. || 1:08
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| 054 || 2002 || [[morning routine]] || The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... || 2:09
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[morning routine]] || The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... || 2:09
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| 053 || 2002 || [[comic]] || Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. || 1:43
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[comic]] || Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. || 1:43
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| 052 || 2002 || [[island]] || The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. || 1:57
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[island]] || The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. || 1:57
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| 051 || 2002 || [[website]] || Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. || 1:53
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[website]] || Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. || 1:53
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| 050 || 2002 || [[50 emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || 2:45
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[50 emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || 2:45
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| 049 || 2002 || [[theme party]] || Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. || 1:06
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[theme party]] || Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. || 1:06
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| 048 || 2002 || [[ghosts]] || Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! || 1:57
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[ghosts]] || Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! || 1:57
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| 047 || 2002 || [[new hands]] || Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. || 1:36
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[new hands]] || Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. || 1:36
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| 046 || 2002 || [[your friends]] || Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. || 1:11
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[your friends]] || Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. || 1:11
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| 045 || 2002 || [[techno]] || Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. || 1:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[techno]] || Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. || 1:13
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| 044 || 2002 || [[lures & jigs]] || Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. || 1:45
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[lures & jigs]] || Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. || 1:45
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| 043 || 2002 || [[little questions]] || Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. || 1:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[little questions]] || Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. || 1:13
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| 042 || 2002 || [[action figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || 1:45
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[action figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || 1:45
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| 041 || 2002 || [[invisibility]] || The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. || 1:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[invisibility]] || The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. || 1:54
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| 040 || 2002 || [[vacation]] || Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. || 4:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[vacation]] || Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. || 4:17
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| 039 || 2002 || [[property of ones]] || Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. || 1:19
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[property of ones]] || Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. || 1:19
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| 038 || 2002 || [[helium]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || 1:46
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[helium]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || 1:46
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| 037 || 2002 || [[dullard]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. || 2:05
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[dullard]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. || 2:05
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| 036 || 2002 || [[guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || 1:32
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || 1:32
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| 035 || 2002 || [[sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || 1:40
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || 1:40
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| 034 || 2002 || [[weird dream]] || Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. || 1:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[weird dream]] || Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. || 1:17
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| 033 || 2002 || [[gimmicks]] || The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. || 1:16
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[gimmicks]] || The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. || 1:16
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| 032 || 2002 || [[flag day]] || Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. || 2:03
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[flag day]] || Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. || 2:03
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| 031 || 2002 || [[sugarbob]] || Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. || 1:48
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[sugarbob]] || Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. || 1:48
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| 030 || 2002 || [[12:00]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. || 1:12
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[12:00]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. || 1:12
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| 029 || 2002 || [[superhero name]] || Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! || 1:08
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[superhero name]] || Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! || 1:08
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| 028 || 2002 || [[1 step ahead]] || This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. || 1:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[1 step ahead]] || This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. || 1:17
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| 027 || 2002 || [[3 wishes]] || Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. || 1:32
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[3 wishes]] || Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. || 1:32
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| 026 || 2002 || [[CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || 1:12
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || 1:12
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| 025 || 2002 || [[super powers]] || The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. || 1:17
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[super powers]] || The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. || 1:17
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| 024 || 2002 || [[the bird]] || Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. || 1:20
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[the bird]] || Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. || 1:20
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| 023 || 2002 || [[little animal]] || The origin story of kicking The Cheat. || 1:16
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[little animal]] || The origin story of kicking The Cheat. || 1:16
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| 022 || 2002 || [[sb_email 22]] || The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. || 0:34
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[sb_email 22]] || The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. || 0:34
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| 021 || 2002 || [[cartoon]] || Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. || 1:45
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[cartoon]] || Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. || 1:45
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| 020 || 2002 || [[spring cleaning]] || Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! || 1:27
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[spring cleaning]] || Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! || 1:27
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| 019 || 2002 || [[tape-leg]] || Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. || 1:01
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[tape-leg]] || Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. || 1:01
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| 018 || 2002 || [[stand-up]] || Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. || 1:27
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[stand-up]] || Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. || 1:27
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| 017 || 2002 || [[studying]] || Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. || 1:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[studying]] || Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. || 1:13
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| 016 || 2002 || [[band names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || 1:13
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[band names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || 1:13
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| 015 || 2002 || [[the basics]] || Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. || 1:08
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[the basics]] || Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. || 1:08
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| 014 || 2002 || [[duck pond]] || Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. || 0:41
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[duck pond]] || Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. || 0:41
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| 013 || 2002 || [[i she be]] || The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! || 1:11
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i she be]] || The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! || 1:11
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| 012 || 2002 || [[credit card]] || Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. || 1:18
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[credit card]] || Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. || 1:18
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| 011 || 2002 || [[i rule]] || Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. || 0:40
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i rule]] || Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. || 0:40
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| 010 || 2002 || [[trevor the vampire]] || When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. || 1:06
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[trevor the vampire]] || When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. || 1:06
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| 009 || 2002 || [[i love you]] || Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife! || 0:56
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[i love you]] || Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife! || 0:56
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| 008 || 2002 || [[brianrietta]] || Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. || 0:53
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2002 || [[brianrietta]] || Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. || 0:53
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| 007 || 2001 || [[halloweener]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. || 1:15
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[halloweener]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. || 1:15
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| 006 || 2001 || [[depressio]] || Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. || 0:54
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[depressio]] || Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. || 0:54
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| 005 || 2001 || [[making out]] || A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. || 0:59
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[making out]] || A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. || 0:59
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| 004 || 2001 || [[homestar hair]] || When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. || 0:55
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[homestar hair]] || When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. || 0:55
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| 003 || 2001 || [[butt IQ]] || Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. || 0:59
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[butt IQ]] || Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. || 0:59
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| 002 || 2001 || [[homsar]] || Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email. || 0:46
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[homsar]] || Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email. || 0:46
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| 001 || 2001 || [[some kinda robot]] || Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome." || 0:45
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| {{vcount|emlist|-1}} || 2001 || [[some kinda robot]] || Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome." || 0:45
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== Strong Bad's Commentary ==
== Strong Bad's Commentary ==

Revision as of 16:14, 2 January 2021

The menu in which all of the Strong Bad Emails are displayed on Strong Bad's computers.

Place: Computer Room

Date: December 31st, 2020 (Current Version)

Page Title: Sbemails

Email Listing

Number Release Date Name Description Running Time
9998 120 2004 radio Strong Bad gives advice on/makes fun of the various types of radio hosts. 4:02
9997 119 2004 animal Strong Bad gets a new laptop computer and also, furthermore, hereforto details what his own made up animal would be like. 4:02
9996 118 2004 virus Strong Bad's Compy 386 gets a virus. 4:05
9995 117 2004 montage Strong Bad creates a montage. 3:15
9994 116 2004 extra plug SB puts the extra plug under his desk to good use. 3:23
9993 115 2004 time capsule What would Strong Bad leave to future generations? Watch this cartoon to find out! 3:22
9992 114 2004 the facts Everyone wants to know why Strong Mad doesn't have a cartoon. Well, one person wants to know. Strong Bad gives a rock solid explanation. 2:53
9991 113 2004 pizzaz Strong Bad interviews himself to find out the secret of his pizzaz. 3:19
9990 112 2004 old comics Strong Bad explains why the King of Town has a Poopsmith. Sort of. 2:33
9989 111 2004 other days Since Mondays are traditionally for email checking, Strong Bad explains what he does the rest of the week. 3:12
9988 110 2004 for kids Strong Bad describes what his television show for kids would be like. 3:24
9987 109 2004 crying Strong Bad makes Homestar cry with his drawing of a one legged puppy with an indomitable spirit! Enter Li'l Brudder! 3:26
9986 108 2004 pom pom Strong Bad investigates what happens if Pom Pom is poked with a pin. No ever-loving snot is kicked out of anyone. 2:25
9985 107 2004 cheatday Strong Bad divulges the mysteries surrounding the Cheat's birthday. 2:33
9984 106 2004 dangeresque 3 Strong Bad offers the digitally remastered director's cut of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too? 4:54
9983 105 2004 replacement Who will check his emails when Strong Bad retires? Aforementioned Strong Bad tries to find out. 3:22
9982 104 2004 theme park Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like. 4:14
9981 103 2004 haircut Strong Bad struggles to answer an email about haircuts. 2:59
9980 102 2004 lunch special Strong Bad tries to trick Bubs into giving him a free lunch special. And we find out that Bubs can fly. Canon! 3:43
9979 101 2004 car Homestar shows off his tricked out hat instead of Strong Bad talking about his non-existent car. 2:54
9978 100 2004 flashback Strong Bad answers his 100th email in WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! Reveals the secret origins of Duck Shirt Homestar and The Cheat! 5:01
9977 99 2004 different town Strong Bad sings a song about how he would make his town different. 2:54
9976 98 2004 stupid stuff Strong Bad tries to get Homestar to say something intelligent. Somehow this will get him some fresh Grumblecakes. 2:39
9975 97 2004 monument While building an impressive monument to himself, Strong Bad is distracted by Bubs with a piece of paper taped to his chest, I mean the Thnikkaman. 2:08
9974 96 2004 lackey Quotation marks abound in this email about what a good lackey The Cheat is to Strong Bad. Featuring justifiably forgotten cantaloupe puppet Doreauxgard. 2:47
9973 95 2004 the bet Strong Bad loses a bet and has to spend the night in the King of Town's castle. Something-arity ensues. 2:37
9972 94 2004 video games Strong Bad takes us on a journey through cyber-time as he imagines different video games versions of himself. Come for the "Your Head Asplode", stay for the "You can't get ye flask." 3:04
9971 93 2004 army Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Arguably the beginning of the Cheat Commandos! 4:10
9970 92 2003 kind of cool Strong Bad describes what he would be like if he wasn't a stylish, buff, handsome man. Enter Senor Cardgage!! 2:57
9969 91 2003 caffeine See what happens when Strong Sad is given caffeine! It's the most understandable Strong Mad has ever been! 2:41
9968 90 2003 colonization Strong Bad describes the colonization of Strong Badia like a politically incorrect 1980's third grade american history book might. 1:57
9967 89 2003 local news The World in Crisis with Strong Badia Action Cool News 5! Hard hitting journalism! Thank you, tonight. 3:05
9966 88 2003 couch patch The origin story of the duct-tape patch on Strong Bad's couch is finally told! Everyone wanted to know! 3:01
9965 87 2003 mile SB takes the week off so the Cheat takes a crack at making his own poorly animated email cartoon. 2:27
9964 86 2003 no loafing Strong Bad increases productivity something-eight percent with the help of some motivational wall hangings. 1:54
9963 85 2003 2 years Strong Bad's prediction of what Strong Badia will be like in 2 years. At least I think that's what it's about. 2:02
9962 84 2003 kids' book Strong Bad makes a kids' book called "Everyone is Different." 2:01
9961 83 2003 labor day Strong Bad with his trusty megaphone sits on a cooler for the best Labor Day ever. 2:46
9960 82 2003 impression Strong Bad tries to dethrone The Cheat in the annual Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. 3:13
9959 81 2003 date Strong Bad shows us what it's like when Homestar and Marzipan go on a date. Beware the lurking horrors! 3:10
9958 80 2003 stunt double Strong Bad proves he does all his own stunt work by showing clips from his smash hit movie Dangeresque 2. Witness the genesis (peter gabriel, not phil collins) of the world's best private eye/crooked cop: Dangeresque! 2:17
9957 79 2003 the process Strong Bad breaks down all the steps of a successful email check. Learn from the pro! 3:20
9956 78 2003 anything The Homestar Runner sits in and guest-checks one of Strong Bad's beloved emails! Can you believe it? 2:13
9955 77 2003 suntan Bronze bods and rippling abs abound when Strong Bad gets some sun. 3:17
9954 76 2003 sibbie Strong Bad refuses to make a song about Sibbie. He'll never do it. Never. Wait. 2:19
9953 75 2003 funny SB transforms into some type of squeaky guy. Floppy disk and ketchup co-star. 2:20
9952 74 2003 privileges The Cheat cashes in his customer rewards card in this Strong Bad email cartoon! 2:23
9951 73 2003 mascot Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot shows up at The Cheat's Golf Club Team match! 2:00
9950 72 2003 crazy cartoon Strong Bad makes a crazy cartoon for Monkeydude. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes and Eh! Steve! are born! And then The Cheat makes one of his terrible cartoons even! This sbemail has it ALL! 2:39
9949 71 2003 2 emails Strong Bad checks 2 emails and tries to travel both forward and back in time. 2:26
9948 70 2003 big white face After some soul-searching and looking at low-res portraits of everyone, Strong Bad realizes he needs to apologize to the Poopsmith. 2:51
9947 69 2003 personal favorites Strong Bad does the thing where he makes you think it's a clip show but then it's not really a clip show. I think this is the first appearance of the stone bridge. You know, because you care about that sorta stuff, right? 2:21
9946 68 2003 caper Strong Bad gets mad at The Cheat for screwing up the jumble caper and sings "The Cheat is Not Dead" to try and patch things up. 2:49
9945 67 2003 autobiography Listen to some excerpts from Strong Bad's books-on-tape autobiography. 2:43
9944 66 2003 the show Strong Bad gives us a glimpse of Homestar's daytime talk-show-game-show, 'The Show.' 2:34
9943 65 2003 unused emails What does Strong Bad do with all the emails he doesn't check on his email show? Watch this episode of his email show to find out! 1:38
9942 64 2003 english paper Strong Bad helps a lazy student with some schoolwork. 2:13
9941 63 2003 fingers Strong Bad imagines what it would by like to have fingers. Or rather a bunch of random stuff taped to his boxing gloves 2:07
9940 62 2003 interview Strong Bad sorta interviews Homsar. Also, I had forgotten that it was actually Strong Bad who invented, 'I was raised by a cup of coffee." 2:13
9939 61 2003 monster truck Awexome Cross 98! This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY! Limozeen drops they numba one jam 'Because, It's Midnite' on an unsuspecting public! 1:43
9938 60 2003 huttah! Strong Bad is frustrated at all the emails asking about The Cheat. Probably the least descriptive title of all Strong Bad's emails. 2:35
9937 59 2003 marzipan Quadruple negatives abound as Strong Bad tries to get Marzipan to admit she likes him. 2:15
9936 58 2003 dragon Strong Bad shares his skills of an artist as he teaches YOU how to draw a certain wingaling dragon named Trogdor. Never have chiaroscuro and sloppy metal been juxtaposed so seamlessly. 3:20
9935 57 2003 japanese cartoon Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! 2:02
9934 56 2002 current status Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. 1:14
9933 55 2002 cheat talk Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. 1:08
9932 54 2002 morning routine The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... 2:09
9931 53 2002 comic Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. 1:43
9930 52 2002 island The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. 1:57
9929 51 2002 website Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. 1:53
9928 50 2002 50 emails In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. 2:45
9927 49 2002 theme party Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. 1:06
9926 48 2002 ghosts Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! 1:57
9925 47 2002 new hands Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. 1:36
9924 46 2002 your friends Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. 1:11
9923 45 2002 techno Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. 1:13
9922 44 2002 lures & jigs Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. 1:45
9921 43 2002 little questions Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. 1:13
9920 42 2002 action figure Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. 1:45
9919 41 2002 invisibility The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. 1:54
9918 40 2002 vacation Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. 4:17
9917 39 2002 property of ones Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. 1:19
9916 38 2002 helium Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! 1:46
9915 37 2002 dullard Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. 2:05
9914 36 2002 guitar Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. 1:32
9913 35 2002 sisters Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. 1:40
9912 34 2002 weird dream Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. 1:17
9911 33 2002 gimmicks The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. 1:16
9910 32 2002 flag day Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. 2:03
9909 31 2002 sugarbob Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. 1:48
9908 30 2002 12:00 Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. 1:12
9907 29 2002 superhero name Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! 1:08
9906 28 2002 1 step ahead This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. 1:17
9905 27 2002 3 wishes Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. 1:32
9904 26 2002 CGNU Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. 1:12
9903 25 2002 super powers The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. 1:17
9902 24 2002 the bird Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. 1:20
9901 23 2002 little animal The origin story of kicking The Cheat. 1:16
9900 22 2002 sb_email 22 The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. 0:34
9899 21 2002 cartoon Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. 1:45
9898 20 2002 spring cleaning Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! 1:27
9897 19 2002 tape-leg Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. 1:01
9896 18 2002 stand-up Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. 1:27
9895 17 2002 studying Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. 1:13
9894 16 2002 band names Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. 1:13
9893 15 2002 the basics Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. 1:08
9892 14 2002 duck pond Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. 0:41
9891 13 2002 i she be The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! 1:11
9890 12 2002 credit card Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. 1:18
9889 11 2002 i rule Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. 0:40
9888 10 2002 trevor the vampire When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. 1:06
9887 9 2002 i love you Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife! 0:56
9886 8 2002 brianrietta Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. 0:53
9885 7 2001 halloweener Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. 1:15
9884 6 2001 depressio Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. 0:54
9883 5 2001 making out A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. 0:59
9882 4 2001 homestar hair When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. 0:55
9881 3 2001 butt IQ Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. 0:59
9880 2 2001 homsar Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email. 0:46
9879 1 2001 some kinda robot Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome." 0:45

Strong Bad's Commentary

Occasionally, when selecting an email, Strong Bad will comment on it. The exact comment seems to be picked at random.

  • Oh, you're gonna love this one!
  • Oh! Good choice!
  • Ah, the pinnacle of Sbemails!
  • Oh! I love this email!
  • Meeeeh, maybe pick another one.
  • This Sbemail was under appreciated in its time
  • Ah, this is like my 74th least favorite one.
  • I definitely phoned this one in.
  • I have no memory of this Email...
  • This one...is okay.
  • Oh, this the one with the stuff! And the characters!

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Easter eggs

  • Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to its predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.
  • Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What song Strong Bad sings depends on what computer is currently being used with Strong Bad singing a Scroll button song from the computer's era, randomly picked if there's multiple ones.

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