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(I don't like Haiku, but I admit this does fit. Put it at the end. (It's the most new one. And though I don't like Haiku, writing it's a cinch. ;))
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*Email [[japanese cartoon]]
*Email [[japanese cartoon]]
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<blockquote>So cool an Email.<br>
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<blockquote>So cool an email.<br>
I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
I thought you would enjoy it.<br>
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Ding dong Dear Strong Bad.</blockquote>
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Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
*[[Strong Sad's Lament]]
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
*[[Halloween Fairstival]]
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<blockquote>This night, black as pitch.<br>
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<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br>
Doom from inside me wells up.<br>
Doom from inside me wells up.<br>
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
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Computer over<br>
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Computer over?<br>
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Virus equals very yes<br>
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Virus equals very yes?!<br>
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That's not a good prize<br>
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That's not a good prize!<br>
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Revision as of 00:02, 5 March 2016

Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
The August 5, 2004 post has the following Haiku:
Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.
This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.
Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.
A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.
Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!

In addition, the word "Haiku" has been mispronounced by Strong Bad.

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