Bumperpodcast Interview - 25 Jun 2015
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| - | Natty Bumpercar interviews his pal [[Matt Chapman]] on | + | Natty Bumpercar interviews his pal, [[Matt Chapman]], on the [http://www.nattybumpercar.com/category/bumperpodcast/ Bumperpodcast]. |
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| + | ''{There is static for a few seconds, before a record scratch is heard}'' | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': Oh howdy everybody! It's me, Natty Bumpercar and this is the Bumperpodcast and this is the most exciting Bumpe- ''{Natty begins fumbling trying to say Bumperpodcast}'' This is the most exci- I can't even say it, that's how excited I am because I have an interview. I'm actually going to talk to somebody, a real live person, not a dumb doodoo-voodoo, not a dumb pig- | ||
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| + | '''DUMB PIG''': Hey! | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': No, don't worry about it pig, you're fine, but you're not on this podcast. And not a robot, or nobody, or nothing. There's no pirates on this podcast, there's no- there's nobody; except for me and my interviewer- interviewee. And... I j- I guess I should probably... I mean... I... here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen. A lot of people on the internets want to hear from ''this guy''. And I've known about this guy for, like, at least ''a year''. Or, uh- more than that. And, uh, so, he doesn't talk to me ''ever'', except for ''right now''. This is the only time he's agreed to ever talk to me. Uhm, and I figure I shoul-, do- do you think I should say who it is? Just nod your head, I don't want to give anything away because they can all see you. He said no. He said I should ''not'' give it away yet. And that's fine. Maybe you guys have heard on the web, there used to-, there's a website-, there used to be, I don't know what I said. There's a website that, uh, that does, these funny cartoons. It's like t- it's like if you watch television, but on your computer! Like, that's the- that's the sensation you're gonna get if you go to this website. And, you can, you can, you can laugh at them. I've found myself, I get very giddy sometimes, I cry a little bit, because some of the stories are very ''emotional''. I can't- you know what, I can't-... I can't hold it any longer. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, uh, I'm just gonna bring him over here and have him say hello. And I apologize, my microphone is bad because I left it at home. Uh, ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Matt Chapman. | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': Hi Natty, thanks for having me sit next to you on an Air Mattress in front of your computer! | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': And talk into my lap. | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': Yeah! | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': And... this is a dream come true! | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': I have a lot of experience doing that. Anyways, so it's- | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': Family friendly show, I don't know what you do on your website- | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': No! But you-you-you, you put, you put all kinds of things in your lap sometimes. ''{Natty laughs}'' Bo- no! Like, a bowl, that might... reverberate, you know, so if you talk into the bowl, it sends the waves bouncing off the ceiling. And maybe someone on the other side of the room, you could whisper. I whisper into your lap often. | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': This is the first science Bumperpodcast that we've ever done. I'v- I don't think the word "reverberate" has ever been used. That's- | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': I- Not properly, then it's still never been used. | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': I don't think- did I say it right? | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': I probably didn't say it right. | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': Reverb- | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': I didn't use it right. | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': Can you spell it? | ||
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| + | '''MATT CHAPMAN''': ''{mumbling}'' br-br... | ||
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| + | '''NATTY BUMPERCAR''': Reberberate!? | ||
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Revision as of 05:12, 28 June 2015
Natty Bumpercar interviews his pal, Matt Chapman, on the Bumperpodcast.
Transcript
{There is static for a few seconds, before a record scratch is heard}
NATTY BUMPERCAR: Oh howdy everybody! It's me, Natty Bumpercar and this is the Bumperpodcast and this is the most exciting Bumpe- {Natty begins fumbling trying to say Bumperpodcast} This is the most exci- I can't even say it, that's how excited I am because I have an interview. I'm actually going to talk to somebody, a real live person, not a dumb doodoo-voodoo, not a dumb pig-
DUMB PIG: Hey!
NATTY BUMPERCAR: No, don't worry about it pig, you're fine, but you're not on this podcast. And not a robot, or nobody, or nothing. There's no pirates on this podcast, there's no- there's nobody; except for me and my interviewer- interviewee. And... I j- I guess I should probably... I mean... I... here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen. A lot of people on the internets want to hear from this guy. And I've known about this guy for, like, at least a year. Or, uh- more than that. And, uh, so, he doesn't talk to me ever, except for right now. This is the only time he's agreed to ever talk to me. Uhm, and I figure I shoul-, do- do you think I should say who it is? Just nod your head, I don't want to give anything away because they can all see you. He said no. He said I should not give it away yet. And that's fine. Maybe you guys have heard on the web, there used to-, there's a website-, there used to be, I don't know what I said. There's a website that, uh, that does, these funny cartoons. It's like t- it's like if you watch television, but on your computer! Like, that's the- that's the sensation you're gonna get if you go to this website. And, you can, you can, you can laugh at them. I've found myself, I get very giddy sometimes, I cry a little bit, because some of the stories are very emotional. I can't- you know what, I can't-... I can't hold it any longer. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, uh, I'm just gonna bring him over here and have him say hello. And I apologize, my microphone is bad because I left it at home. Uh, ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Matt Chapman.
MATT CHAPMAN: Hi Natty, thanks for having me sit next to you on an Air Mattress in front of your computer!
NATTY BUMPERCAR: And talk into my lap.
MATT CHAPMAN: Yeah!
NATTY BUMPERCAR: And... this is a dream come true!
MATT CHAPMAN: I have a lot of experience doing that. Anyways, so it's-
NATTY BUMPERCAR: Family friendly show, I don't know what you do on your website-
MATT CHAPMAN: No! But you-you-you, you put, you put all kinds of things in your lap sometimes. {Natty laughs} Bo- no! Like, a bowl, that might... reverberate, you know, so if you talk into the bowl, it sends the waves bouncing off the ceiling. And maybe someone on the other side of the room, you could whisper. I whisper into your lap often.
NATTY BUMPERCAR: This is the first science Bumperpodcast that we've ever done. I'v- I don't think the word "reverberate" has ever been used. That's-
MATT CHAPMAN: I- Not properly, then it's still never been used.
NATTY BUMPERCAR: I don't think- did I say it right?
MATT CHAPMAN: I probably didn't say it right.
NATTY BUMPERCAR: Reverb-
MATT CHAPMAN: I didn't use it right.
NATTY BUMPERCAR: Can you spell it?
MATT CHAPMAN: {mumbling} br-br...
NATTY BUMPERCAR: Reberberate!?
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