Arrow'd Guy
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| + | Also known as the "ARROWED guy" and the "CHILDREN man." This is the guy who constantly kills members of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. He appears in every issue and has a distinctive voice and a huge mouth. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, and a ship captain (Gosh, I wonder how much money this guy makes... or how much free time he has!). The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows: | ||
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| + | *Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED [[The Ugly One]], right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy. | ||
| + | *Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over [[So and So]]'s new boyfriend with a CHILDREN truck. | ||
| + | *Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells [[The Ugly One]] some Pan-Asian Cuisine, which makes her MSG'D. | ||
| + | *Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech. | ||
| + | *Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half. | ||
| + | *Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets 3 noses? | ||
| + | *Teen Girl Squad 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days. | ||
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| + | Also appears 404ing [[The Ugly One]] when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and 'ARROWED!!!' is missing. See: [[404'd]] | ||
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| + | As of issue 7, all of the Teen Girl Squad members have suffered a Man with the Huge Mouth attack. | ||
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| + | [[Category: Teen Girl Squad Characters | Man With the Huge Mouth, The]] | ||
Revision as of 19:10, 5 October 2004
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== Description ==
Also known as the "ARROWED guy" and the "CHILDREN man." This is the guy who constantly kills members of the Teen Girl Squad. He appears in every issue and has a distinctive voice and a huge mouth. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, and a ship captain (Gosh, I wonder how much money this guy makes... or how much free time he has!). The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows:
*Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy. *Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend with a CHILDREN truck. *Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One some Pan-Asian Cuisine, which makes her MSG'D. *Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech. *Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half. *Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets 3 noses? *Teen Girl Squad 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days.
Also appears 404ing The Ugly One when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and 'ARROWED!!!' is missing. See: 404'd
As of issue 7, all of the Teen Girl Squad members have suffered a Man with the Huge Mouth attack.
