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| - | [[Image:edgar.png|thumb|80px|Edgar, the virus hunter]]
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| - | '''Edgar''' is a programmer who writes antivirus and email utilities for the [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]], and the [[Corpy NT6]] systems. He may live with his mother, as he does all of his programming in various locations inside her house. All of his software is [[Strong Bad's Technology|outdated]]. Edgar is a spoof of the popular [[wikipedia:Norton Utilities|Norton Utilities]], which also used to have a picture of its creator as its icon.
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| - | ==Edgarware==
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| - | [[Image:edgarthevirushunter.PNG|thumb|right|220px|"Now drop a train on 'em!"]]
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| - | '''Edgarware''', or "Edgar the Virus Hunter," is [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Wikipedia:Antivirus software|anti-virus program]] on the Compy 386 and copyrighted in [[1982]]. He used it in the email "[[virus]]," in which it detected 423,827 [[The Virus|viruses]] on the Compy. The viruses caused a [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|Flagrant System Error]] and ended the computer before Edgarware had time to try to remove them. The program appeared again on [[Main Page 22]]. Even later, the [[Floppy Disk Container#edgarware|floppy disk gag]] for [[Strong Badia the Free]] revealed that Edgarware comes in a suite of related applications, including "anti-spam, anti-virus, anti-malware, anti-mail, anti-productivity, and [[Wikipedia:antidisestablishmentarianism|antidisestablishmentarianism]] software."
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| - | This is the splash screen for Edgarware:
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center;background-image:none"><span style="color:#FF0">Edgar the Virus<br />
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| - | Hunter</span><br />
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| - | programmed entirely<br />
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| - | in mom's basement<br />
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| - | by Edgar c1982<br /></blockquote>
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| - | ==Edga Jr.==
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| - | [[Image:edgajr.png|thumb|right|220px|The Edga Jr. Splash Screen]]
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| - | '''Edga Jr.''' is a software similar to Edgarware. Its purpose is to filter out emails that contain indents—since Strong Bad seems to dislike emails with multiple paragraphs. It first appears in the email [[long pants]]. Strong Bad calls Edga Jr. "one o' them red-haired rapscalli...wags."
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| - | Its splash screen reads:
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center;background-image:none"><span style="color:#69C;font-size:160%">Edga Jr.</span><br />
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| - | <span style="color:#FF0">The Long Email<br />
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| - | Killa Filta</span>
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| - | <span style="background:white;color:black">'' "Indent and Die!" ''</span><br />
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| - | programmed entirely in Mom's sewing room c1989 <br /></blockquote>
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| - | ==Edgar's Baby's Daddy==
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| - | [[Image:JunkmailFilta.png|thumb|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]]
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| - | '''Edgar's Baby's Daddy''' is a computer protection software similar to Edgarware and Edga Jr. It is a Homestar junkmail filter that filters out all emails sent by [[Homestar Runner]], who seems to email Strong Bad several times a minute. Strong Bad has it installed on his [[Lappy 486]]. It was seen in the email [[candy product]].
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| - | The filter screen reads:
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| - | | style="padding:4px;border:2px solid red" |<span style="font-size:160%;line-height:120%"><div style="float:right">[[image:No homestar.png|50 px]]</div>Edgar´s Baby´s Daddy <br><span style="color:navy">H*R</span> <span style="color:red">Junkmail Filta</span></span>
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| - | ! align="left" style="border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Subject !! style="border-right:2px solid #CCC" | Time !! Sender
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| - | | style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;border-top:2px solid #CCC;padding-right:4px" | Re: Besing Friends<br>Draw Trogdor again ;)<br>Re: re: re: resending<br>Re: PharamBlacy news<br>Possible caper<br>Rrrrates so low!!!!<br>Shemp vs. Curly Joe<br>It´s almost 10:25!!
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| - | | style="border-right:2px solid #CCC;border-top:2px solid #CCC;padding-right:4px;padding-left:4px" | 10:22<br>10:22<br>10:23<br>10:23<br>10:23<br>10:24<br>10:24<br>10:24
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| - | | style="border-top:2px solid #CCC;padding-left:4px" | Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner<br>Homestar Runner
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| - | ==Grandmaw Edgar==
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| - | [[Image:Cheatware.png|thumb|left|125px|"Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware!"]]
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| - | [[Image:Grandmaw Edgar.png|thumb|right|220px|"Nice work, pixel granny!"]]
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| - | '''Grandmaw Edgar''' was given to [[Strong Bad]] by [[The Cheat]]. It was used by [[Strong Bad]] in [[from work]] in order to get around the corporate firewall and check his [[Strong Bad Email|email]]. Its loading screen features an animation of Grandmaw Edgar pole vaulting over a brick wall into an envelope.
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