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  <line start="21" end="22" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">o<span style="visibility:hidden">ne chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="22" end="23" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">on<span style="visibility:hidden">e chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="23" end="25" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one<span style="visibility:hidden"> chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="25" end="26" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one c<span style="visibility:hidden">hillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="26" end="27" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one ch<span style="visibility:hidden">illèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="27" end="28" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chi<span style="visibility:hidden">llèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="28" end="29" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chill<span style="visibility:hidden">èd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="30" end="32" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd<span style="visibility:hidden"> Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="32" end="34" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd H<span style="visibility:hidden">allow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="34" end="35" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Ha<span style="visibility:hidden">llow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="35" end="36" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hall<span style="visibility:hidden">ow's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="36" end="37" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallo<span style="visibility:hidden">w's Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="37" end="38" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow'<span style="visibility:hidden">s Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="38" end="40" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's<span style="visibility:hidden"> Eve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="40" end="41" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's E<span style="visibility:hidden">ve I rose</span></line>
  <line start="41" end="42" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Ev<span style="visibility:hidden">e I rose</span></line>
  <line start="42" end="44" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve<span style="visibility:hidden"> I rose</span></line>
  <line start="44" end="45" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I<span style="visibility:hidden"> rose</span></line>
  <line start="45" end="46" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I r<span style="visibility:hidden">ose</span></line>
  <line start="46" end="47" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I ro<span style="visibility:hidden">se</span></line>
  <line start="47" end="48" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I ros<span style="visibility:hidden">e</span></line>
  <line start="48" end="50" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</line>
  <line start="50" end="86" speaker="strongsad">and sat right down to writing.</line>
  <line start="86" end="124" speaker="strongsad">For none had bothered to propose,</line>
  <line start="124" end="152" speaker="strongsad">to their parties, my inviting. </line>
  <line start="156" end="197" speaker="strongsad">So I crafted such a macabre tale</line>
  <line start="197" end="229" speaker="strongsad">there in my darkened room</line>
  <line start="229" end="258" speaker="strongsad">To achieve literary justice,</line>
  <line start="258" end="280" speaker="strongsad">and send each <span style="visibility:hidden">to their DOOOOM!</span></line>
  <line start="280" end="300" speaker="strongsad">and send each to their DOOOOM!</line>
  <line start="433" end="470" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">We start with the most expendable.</line>
  <line start="470" end="498" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Grrrreetings, King of Town!</line>
  <line start="498" end="512" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">For this glutton, <span style="visibility:hidden">a stew of mutton</span></line>
  <line start="512" end="531" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">For this glutton, a stew of mutton</line>
  <line start="531" end="560" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">in which to slowly drown!</line>
  <line start="560" end="595" speaker="kingoftown">I thought these were tales of the McArby!</line>
  <line start="595" end="660" speaker="kingoftown">the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!</line>
  <line start="679" end="720" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">What's this? The fair maid Marzipan</line>
  <line start="720" end="756" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">considering a brand new man?</line>
  <line start="756" end="790" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings?</line>
  <line start="790" end="817" speaker="homestar">I left them right on top of your toothbrush.</line>
  <line start="820" end="851" speaker="marzipan">Crystal, crystal, on the ball,</line>
  <line start="851" end="873" speaker="marzipan">I need a better boyfriend, y'all! </line>
  <line start="873" end="910" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">But the gypsy forces she invoked</line>
  <line start="910" end="943" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">decided they would play a joke!</line>
  <line start="946" end="972" speaker="homestar">AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA<span style="visibility:hidden">AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!</span></line>
  <line start="972" end="997" speaker="coachz">AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARRAOOOOOORR!</line>
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