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[[Image:Old_Characters_Page.png|thumb|right|220px|Take the spotlight]]
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The '''Old Characters Page''' was an early attempt to introduce the various denizens of [[Free Country, USA]]. Some of the character traits have remained from this early page, but not all. Most notably it is on this page that declares [[The King of Town]] as [[Marzipan]]'s father, but this has since been discredited. This page does not include [[The Poopsmith]] or [[Homsar]] as Homsar was created later, and The Poopsmith was not considered a main character then.
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The '''Old Characters Page''' was an early attempt to introduce the various denizens of [[Free Country, USA]]. Some of the character traits have remained from this early page, but not all. Most notably it is on this page that declares The King of Town as Marzipan's father, but this has since been discredited. This page does not include [[The Poopsmith]] or [[Homsar]] as Homsar was created later, and The Poopsmith was not considered a main character then.
This page was eventually superseded by the [[Yearbook Character Page]] with the addition of The Poopsmith.
This page was eventually superseded by the [[Yearbook Character Page]] with the addition of The Poopsmith.
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'''Page Title:''' She loves me...
'''Page Title:''' She loves me...
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==Transcript==
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==Bios==
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*'''Strong Mad'''
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*'''[[Strong Mad]]'''
:Strongest and maddest of the Strongs. Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
:Strongest and maddest of the Strongs. Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
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*'''The King of Town'''
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*'''[[The King of Town]]'''
:The King of Town rules! He is Marzipan's dad and likes his sheep a lot. That's kinda weird, huh?
:The King of Town rules! He is Marzipan's dad and likes his sheep a lot. That's kinda weird, huh?
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*'''Bubs'''
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*'''[[Bubs]]'''
:Bubs runs the concessions down at the ball fields. He makes a helluva sno-cone. How 'bout that?
:Bubs runs the concessions down at the ball fields. He makes a helluva sno-cone. How 'bout that?
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*'''The Cheat'''
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*'''[[The Cheat]]'''
:The Cheat cheats all the time. What a cheater!
:The Cheat cheats all the time. What a cheater!
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*'''Strong Bad'''
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*'''[[Strong Bad]]'''
:Leader of the Strongs. Strong Bad comes from Parts Unknown. Lookout! He is trying to cheat off your paper!!
:Leader of the Strongs. Strong Bad comes from Parts Unknown. Lookout! He is trying to cheat off your paper!!
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*'''Coach Z'''
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*'''[[Coach Z]]'''
:Coach Z isn't really much of a coach, he just thinks Coach Z sounds cooler than just Z. What do you think?
:Coach Z isn't really much of a coach, he just thinks Coach Z sounds cooler than just Z. What do you think?
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*'''Homestar Runner'''
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*'''[[Homestar Runner]]'''
:Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. He will share his ice cream with you.
:Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. He will share his ice cream with you.
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*'''Strong Sad'''
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*'''[[Strong Sad]]'''
:Strong Sad has been disowned by his brothers Strong Bad and Mad. On the plus side, he has very good handwriting!
:Strong Sad has been disowned by his brothers Strong Bad and Mad. On the plus side, he has very good handwriting!
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*'''Marzipan'''
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*'''[[Marzipan]]'''
:Marzipan is Homestar Runner's main squeeze. She loves horses and her boyfriend, too.
:Marzipan is Homestar Runner's main squeeze. She loves horses and her boyfriend, too.
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*'''Pom Pom'''
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*'''[[Pom Pom]]'''
:Homestar Runner's best friend. Pom-Pom comes from the Isle of Pom where they bounce around like basketballs.
:Homestar Runner's best friend. Pom-Pom comes from the Isle of Pom where they bounce around like basketballs.
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*Homestar Runner's description comes from the [[Original Book|original book.]]
*Homestar Runner's description comes from the [[Original Book|original book.]]
*"She loves horses and her boyfriend, too" is a lyric from the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty.
*"She loves horses and her boyfriend, too" is a lyric from the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty.
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*The fact that The King of Town is Marzipan's father has apparently been dropped.
 
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*Bubs' profile is one of the few instances that the word "hell" is used on the site, other instances being in [[Parsnips-A-Plenty]] (Easter egg) and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]].
 
==External links==
==External links==

Revision as of 21:00, 25 March 2005

Take the spotlight

The Old Characters Page was an early attempt to introduce the various denizens of Free Country, USA. Some of the character traits have remained from this early page, but not all. Most notably it is on this page that declares The King of Town as Marzipan's father, but this has since been discredited. This page does not include The Poopsmith or Homsar as Homsar was created later, and The Poopsmith was not considered a main character then.

This page was eventually superseded by the Yearbook Character Page with the addition of The Poopsmith.

Page Title: She loves me...

Bios

Strongest and maddest of the Strongs. Would you like a knuckle sandwich?
The King of Town rules! He is Marzipan's dad and likes his sheep a lot. That's kinda weird, huh?
Bubs runs the concessions down at the ball fields. He makes a helluva sno-cone. How 'bout that?
The Cheat cheats all the time. What a cheater!
Leader of the Strongs. Strong Bad comes from Parts Unknown. Lookout! He is trying to cheat off your paper!!
Coach Z isn't really much of a coach, he just thinks Coach Z sounds cooler than just Z. What do you think?
Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. He will share his ice cream with you.
Strong Sad has been disowned by his brothers Strong Bad and Mad. On the plus side, he has very good handwriting!
Marzipan is Homestar Runner's main squeeze. She loves horses and her boyfriend, too.
Homestar Runner's best friend. Pom-Pom comes from the Isle of Pom where they bounce around like basketballs.

Fun Facts

  • Homestar Runner's description comes from the original book.
  • "She loves horses and her boyfriend, too" is a lyric from the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty.

External links


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