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'''Do-Nots''' is a [[Wikipedia:Doughnut|doughnut]] store operated by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Donut Unto Others]]. Homestar started the store after revealing to [[Marzipan]] that it was always his boyhood dream to be own boss at the donut factory. His store consists of a small [[Wikipedia:food booth|food booth]] made out of [[cardboard boxes|cardboard]]. Below the window there is a series of dotted lines in the shape of the rest of his body blocked by the cardboard in front of him, with his right foot up midway. Above him is the "Do-Nots" logo, the name of the store written out with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut. Apart from Homestar himself, there only appears to be only a fat fryer inside.
'''Do-Nots''' is a [[Wikipedia:Doughnut|doughnut]] store operated by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[Donut Unto Others]]. Homestar started the store after revealing to [[Marzipan]] that it was always his boyhood dream to be own boss at the donut factory. His store consists of a small [[Wikipedia:food booth|food booth]] made out of [[cardboard boxes|cardboard]]. Below the window there is a series of dotted lines in the shape of the rest of his body blocked by the cardboard in front of him, with his right foot up midway. Above him is the "Do-Nots" logo, the name of the store written out with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut. Apart from Homestar himself, there only appears to be only a fat fryer inside.

Revision as of 20:15, 8 April 2009

Gotta be ready for the 3:09 p.m. donut rush!

Do-Nots is a doughnut store operated by Homestar Runner in Donut Unto Others. Homestar started the store after revealing to Marzipan that it was always his boyhood dream to be own boss at the donut factory. His store consists of a small food booth made out of cardboard. Below the window there is a series of dotted lines in the shape of the rest of his body blocked by the cardboard in front of him, with his right foot up midway. Above him is the "Do-Nots" logo, the name of the store written out with the "o" in "Nots" resembling a pink doughnut. Apart from Homestar himself, there only appears to be only a fat fryer inside.

On Homestar Runner's first and only day of business, the store was positioned ten feet away from Bub's Concession Stand, an action to which Bubs responded with anger. At the 3:09 p.m. doughnut rush, The King of Town "poofed in" and listened to each of the store's constant offers and statements. However, Strong Bad, the health inspector, arrived before he was able to give his preference.

The store came to an end when Strong Bad promptly gave Homestar's store an "F" rating after requesting Homestar to cotton-swab his fat fryer. Along with the rating, he overturned the stand purposely, which caused Homestar's face to be burned from the fryer.

Appearances

Debut: Donut Unto Others

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