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== Screenshot ==
 
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http://www.cs.utah.edu/~swilde/hsw/sbemail.PNG
 
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== Introduction ==
 
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Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the [[Floppy Disk Container]], come from here. A few characters were even created here!
 
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== Latest Strong Bad Email ==
 
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[[the facts]] - added September 20
 
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== The Strong Bad Emails ==
 
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<table width="100%">
 
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
 
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114. [[the facts]] <br />
 
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113. [[pizzaz]] <br />
 
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112. [[old comics]] <br />
 
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111. [[other days]] <br />
 
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110. [[for kids]] <br />
 
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109. [[crying]] <br />
 
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108. [[pom pom]] <br />
 
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107. [[cheatday]] <br />
 
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106. [[dangeresque 3]] <br />
 
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105. [[replacement]] <br />
 
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104. [[theme park]] <br />
 
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103. [[haircut]] <br />
 
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102. [[lunch special]] <br />
 
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101. [[car]] <br />
 
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100. [[flashback]] <br />
 
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99. [[different town]] <br />
 
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98. [[stupid stuff]] <br />
 
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97. [[monument]] <br />
 
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96. [[lackey]] <br />
 
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95. [[the bet]] <br />
 
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94. [[video games]] <br />
 
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93. [[army]] <br />
 
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92. [[kind of cool]] <br />
 
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91. [[caffeine]] <br />
 
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90. [[colonization]] <br />
 
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89. [[local news]] <br />
 
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88. [[couch patch]] <br />
 
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87. [[mile]] <br />
 
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86. [[no loafing]] <br />
 
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85. [[2 years]] <br />
 
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84. [[kids' book]] <br />
 
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83. [[labor day]] <br />
 
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82. [[impression]] <br />
 
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81. [[date]] <br />
 
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80. [[stunt double]] <br />
 
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79. [[the process]] <br />
 
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78. [[anything]] <br />
 
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77. [[suntan]] <br />
 
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<td width="33%" valign="top">
 
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76. [[sibbie]] <br />
 
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75. [[funny]] <br />
 
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74. [[privileges]] <br />
 
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73. [[mascot]] <br />
 
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72. [[crazy cartoon]] <br />
 
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71. [[2 emails]] <br />
 
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70. [[big white face]] <br />
 
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69. [[personal favorites]] <br />
 
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68. [[caper]] <br />
 
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67. [[autobiography]] <br />
 
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66. [[the show]] <br />
 
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65. [[unused emails]] <br />
 
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64. [[english paper]] <br />
 
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63. [[fingers]] <br />
 
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62. [[interview]] <br />
 
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61. [[monster truck]] <br />
 
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60. [[huttah!]] <br />
 
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59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] <br />
 
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58. [[dragon]] <br />
 
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57. [[japanese cartoon]] <br />
 
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56. [[current status]] <br />
 
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55. [[cheat talk]] <br />
 
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54. [[morning routine]] <br />
 
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53. [[comic]] <br />
 
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52. [[island]] <br />
 
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51. [[website]] <br />
 
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50. [[50 emails]] <br />
 
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49. [[theme party]] <br />
 
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48. [[ghosts]] <br />
 
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47. [[new hands]] <br />
 
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46. [[your friends]] <br />
 
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45. [[techno]] <br />
 
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44. [[lures & jigs]] <br />
 
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43. [[little questions]] <br />
 
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42. [[action figure]] <br />
 
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41. [[invisibility]] <br />
 
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40. [[vacation]] <br />
 
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39. [[property of ones]] <br />
 
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</td><td width="33%" valign="top">
 
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38. [[helium]]<br />
 
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37. [[dullard]] <br />
 
36. [[guitar]] <br />
36. [[guitar]] <br />
35. [[sisters]] <br />
35. [[sisters]] <br />
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31. [[sugarbob]] <br />
31. [[sugarbob]] <br />
30. [[12:00]] <br />
30. [[12:00]] <br />
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29. [[superhero name]] <br />
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28. [[1 step ahead]] <br />
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27. [[3 Wishes]] <br />
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26. [[CGNU]] <br />
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25. [[super powers]] <br />
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24. [[the bird]] <br />
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23. [[little animal]] <br />
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22. [[sb_email 22]] <br />
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21. [[cartoon]] <br />
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20. [[spring cleaning]] <br />
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19. [[tape-leg]] <br />
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18. [[stand-up]] <br />
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17. [[studying]] <br />
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16. [[band names]] <br />
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15. [[the basics]] <br />
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14. [[duck pond]] <br />
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13. [[i she be]] <br />
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12. [[credit card]] <br />
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11. [[i rule]] <br />
11. [[i rule]] <br />
10. [[trevor the vampire]] <br />
10. [[trevor the vampire]] <br />

Revision as of 23:39, 28 September 2004

36. guitar
35. sisters
34. weird dream
33. gimmicks
32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00

11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar
1. some kinda robot </td> </table>

Contents

Not Quite Strong Bad Emails

The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. At least one of these is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the Toons section.

99½. Not the 100th Email!!!
68½. Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
66½. Arcade Game

Strong Bad Email Raps

The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap

  • Huzzah, on the mike I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail client. Huzzah!

Previous Known Raps

  • Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

  • Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys!! Listen
  • I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
  • The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
  • Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
  • Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen
  • Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
    Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
  • Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
  • Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. Listen
  • Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
  • Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
  • 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
  • Scroll buttons, are you guys okay? Listen
  • Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.

Listen

You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/

Strong Bad Email Page Titles

  • 1-33 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses.)
  • 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
  • 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
  • 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
  • 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)
  • 42-current, except 50, 66½, 68½, 70 and 99½: Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)
    • 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
    • 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
    • 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
    • 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
    • 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!

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