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Beginning in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]], [[Strong Bad]] has repeatedly prank-called [[Marzipan]] pretending to be (and referencing) various fake personae.  Although many of his pranks involve impersonating other known characters, these phony aliases represent heretofore unknown persons whose very names betray their fictionalism — especially those with the telltale "-body" ending.
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== Archived Talk ==
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In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]], Strong Bad tried to pass along his craft to [[Homestar Runner]], with pathetic results.  Homestar and Marzipan have also used a few ridiculous aliases of their own.
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Older stuff is [[User:Bill/Archived_Talk|here]].
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== Strong Bad ==
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== Long time, no see! ==
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*Mr. Nobody (from the Toilet Patrol) - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]]
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*Detective Everybody (down here at the station) - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]]
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*Constable Anybody (over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks) - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5]]
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*Dr. Professional - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6]]
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*Safety Dan (over here at the Safety Squad) - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]]
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*Sweepstakes Ron - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]]
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*Cableman Jorge - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
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*Bob Statesman (I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday), a.k.a. Senator Statesbob and Senator Bobblehead - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
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*Runoff Camdidate Cory - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
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== Homestar Runner ==
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Hey there, stranger! Happy Hallow-day! Good to see you! — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 15:55, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
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*Telephone operator recording ("doo, Doo, DOO — the number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now") - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6]]
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:Good to see you too, my friend. Yes, I have been too long absent. Life has been very busy for me lately. {{User:Bill/sig}} 15:59, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
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*Dead Guy Perez (alternately known as the D.G.P.) - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]]
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*Batman - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
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*Sugar-face - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
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*A pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
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*The Goatface Killa - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]
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== Marzipan ==
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*Not Marzipan - [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]
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Category:Running Gags
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== Fabricated ==
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Characters that are mentioned or "heard" but not seen, and that for the most part were just made up on the spot as part of a deception.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]:
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**Mr. Nobody (from the Toilet Patrol) - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1|Version 1]]
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**Detective Everybody (down here at the station) - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2|Version 2]]
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**Constable Anybody (over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks) - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5|Version 5]]
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**Dr. Professional - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6|Version 6]]
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**Strong Bad's girlfriend - fabricated by Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6|Version 6]]
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**Telephone operator recording - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6|Version 6]]
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**Dead Guy Perez (alternately known as the D.G.P.) - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7|Version 7]]
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**Safety Dan (over here at the Safety Squad) - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7|Version 7]]
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**Sweepstakes Ron - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8|Version 8]]
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**Cableman Jorge - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]
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**Batman - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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**Sugar-face - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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**A pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
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**Bob Statesman (I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday), a.k.a. Senator Statesbob and Senator Bobblehead - Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
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**Camdidate Cory - fabricated by Strong Bad in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
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**Not Marzipan - Marzipan in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
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**The Goatface Killa - Homestar Runner in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
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== Nicknames ==
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*Goatface Killa (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])  
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*Boyfriend Dan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
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*The H-star, the H-star-R ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
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*little underbite man (as reported by Ron Dardman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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*a pretend guy that comes around and gets run over by a lawnmower blade (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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*Sugar-face (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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*Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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*Batman (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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*Dead Guy Perez (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]])
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*Goatface (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
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*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
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*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
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*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
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*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
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*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]])
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*Safety Dan ("over here at the Safety... Squad"; Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7]])
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*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6]])
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*Constable Anybody ("over here at the Royal Society for Total Dorks"; Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5]])
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*The King Of Town (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4]])
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*Marzipan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3]])
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*Detective Everybody ("down here at the station"; Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]])
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*Mr. Nobody ("from the Toilet Patrol"; Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]])
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'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
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*A waste of FAT space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]])
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*Not Marzipan (Marzipan, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
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*you old broomstick (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
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*Pawkeegan (Homestar, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]])
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*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8]])
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*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3]])
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*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1]])
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*The [[Thnikkaman]] (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*The Lyrical Wondermind (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
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''' Marzipan's Answering Machine '''
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*Strong Bad (King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4]])
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Current revision as of 22:12, 14 December 2007

[edit] Archived Talk

Older stuff is here.

[edit] Long time, no see!

Hey there, stranger! Happy Hallow-day! Good to see you! — It's dot com 15:55, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Good to see you too, my friend. Yes, I have been too long absent. Life has been very busy for me lately. — Bill 15:59, 31 October 2006 (UTC)