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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]]. | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]: After [[Cheerleader]] gets denied by [[Quarterback]], who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Giant Brain Mech|giant brain mech]]. | ||
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half. | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs [[Cheerleader]] in half. | ||
| - | *[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'. | + | *[[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad]]: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Gift Exchange Lion|the lion's]] mouth. [[The Ugly One]] is TWO'D and [[Cheerleader]] gets '3 noses?'. |
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days. | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days. | ||
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems be the Man with the Huge Mouth, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One. STEP-MOMMED!!! | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]: Although he does not explicitly appear, [[Mrs. So-and-so-erson]] (So and So's stepmom), who seems be the Man with the Huge Mouth, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One. STEP-MOMMED!!! | ||
Revision as of 11:58, 9 March 2005
The Man with the Huge Mouth (AKA the "ARROWED guy", "CHILDREN man." ) is the tormenter of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, and two judges. The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows:
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend, No I In Team Boy, with a CHILDREN truck.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSGs and artificial enhancers, destroying her stomach lining.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.
- Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets '3 noses?'.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-k days.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems be the Man with the Huge Mouth, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One. STEP-MOMMED!!!
Also appears 404ing The Ugly One when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and 'ARROWED!!!' is missing. See: 404'd
