Pistols For Pandas (organization)

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[[Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|thumb|"They need all the firepower they can get!"]]
[[Image:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2.png|thumb|"They need all the firepower they can get!"]]
[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png|thumb|left|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]
[[Image:Pistolsforfigginpandas.png|thumb|left|PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!]]
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'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a group that gives [[Guns|pistols]] to [[Bears|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Crack Stuntman calls and tells [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get". They claim to have supplied guns to 300 "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
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'''Pistols For Pandas''' (or '''PFP''') is a group that aims to give [[Guns|pistols]] to [[Bears|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get". PFP claims to have supplied guns to 300 "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
==Appearances==
==Appearances==

Revision as of 20:05, 10 April 2007

"They need all the firepower they can get!"
PFP is already in the T-Shirt business!

Pistols For Pandas (or PFP) is a group that aims to give pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get". PFP claims to have supplied guns to 300 "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.

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