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   <line start="15" end="52" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Previously on Strong Bad Email!</line>
   <line start="62" end="86" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">A familiar message!</line>
   <line start="87" end="108" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"</line>
   <line start="122" end="134" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Two of the same!</line>
   <line start="135" end="160" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">"I was wondering how you type with boxing gloves on."</line>
   <line start="173" end="197" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And another one!</line>
   <line start="198" end="215" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">"TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING GLOVES ON?"</line>
   <line start="223" end="269" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Frustration of frustrations! It's all they ever ask!</line>
   <line start="272" end="326" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Will they never cease? Stay tuned to find out!</line>
   <line start="334" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!</line>
   <line start="391" end="447" speaker="strongbad">"A-dear a-Strong a-Bad, Why don't you add some fingers onto your boxing gloves</line>
   <line start="448" end="484" speaker="strongbad">so that people stop asking how you can type with boxing gloves on?</line>
   <line start="488" end="570" speaker="strongbad">They wouldn't have to be permanent. They'd be like the phony antennae you buy at the joke store or costume place."</line>
   <line start="574" end="619" speaker="strongbad">Palace, Lee. I think you mean costume palace.</line>
   <line start="625" end="659" speaker="strongbad">"Yours, Lee Conrad, Edmonton, Alberta"</line>
   <line start="666" end="740" speaker="strongbad">Fake fingers, eh, Lee? Well, I do hate those emails. Hmmmmmm...</line>
   <line start="761" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Bubs! Gimme a little somethin'-somethin'.</line>
   <line start="795" end="809" speaker="bubs">How many you need?</line>
   <line start="812" end="824" speaker="strongbad">I'll take three.</line>
   <line start="825" end="839" speaker="sfx">heavy metal music starts</line>
   <line start="840" end="872" speaker="taranchula" voiceover="voiceover">Movin' very slowly</line>
   <line start="877" end="899" speaker="taranchula" voiceover="voiceover">Very slowly</line>
   <line start="901" end="942" speaker="coachz">Looks like you got some type of a prawn on there...</line>
   <line start="946" end="950" speaker="strongbad">Yeah...</line>
   <line start="951" end="971" speaker="coachz">Maybe a little leg...</line>
   <line start="972" end="978" speaker="strongbad">Yup.</line>
   <line start="979" end="1014" speaker="coachz">Ooh! And a candle! That's a good one.</line>
   <line start="1015" end="1079" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!</line>
   <line start="1082" end="1108" speaker="homestar">...and frankly, I'm worried.</line>
   <line start="1109" end="1128" speaker="strongbad">Hey, shut up, Homestar!</line>
   <line start="1130" end="1144" speaker="homestar">Oh, hey, Strong Bad!</line>
   <line start="1145" end="1160" speaker="strongbad">You look ridiculous!</line>
   <line start="1184" end="1254" speaker="strongbad">Well, Lee, it's a good idea in theory but uh, in reality, I don't think it would work out very well.</line>
   <line start="1264" end="1304" speaker="strongbad">But it would be pretty cool to be able to do the evil fingers.</line>
   <line start="1309" end="1360" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I don't wanna be around when this shrimp goes bad. Whooh!</line>
   <line start="1410" end="1457" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">I'm a shrimp! Doingita-doingita-doing!</line>
   <line start="1477" end="1517" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9">Don't eat me, somebody, oh no, I'm a shrimp...</line>
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