Grape-Nuts Robot

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==Appearances==
==Appearances==

Revision as of 04:55, 24 September 2006

"Now spell 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.'"

The Grape-Nuts Robot is a Strong Bad robot that Bubs built out of a Grape-Nuts cereal box, a Slinky, some LEDs, and parts of a Speak & Spell. Apparently, it is made by the company Food (the real-life cereal is made by Post) and is "NOT NEW!" It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, just because he thinks it "sounds just like him". He tries to make it prank call Marzipan, but it fails to do so.

Known Words

  • "Now spell: 'Come back Ali. Come back Ali's sister.'"
  • "Now spell: 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.'"
  • "Now spell: 'Carp for brains'."
  • "Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
  • "Hello, Marz-pan."
  • "Kiss the butt."
  • "Kiss a butt."

Nutritional Information

This is a very healthy
choice for your breakfast
needs. Try it once or
more, for best results.

Ingredients: cereal, milk,
cold cereal, 2% milk,
more ceral, more milk,
grape nuts, nuggets,
nuggets, nuggets,
assorted premium
ingrediants,

iron 0g
calcium 0g
iron 0g
calcium 0g
fiber 0g
oats 0g
wheats 0g
Vit. C 0g
zinc 0g

Appearances

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