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  <line start="16" end="84" speaker="strongbad">(singing) My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.</line>
  <line start="86" end="92" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="93" end="106" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="109" end="137" speaker="strongbad">How long does it take to answer an e-mail?</line>
  <line start="138" end="176" speaker="strongbad">Can you show me the prosess-sess... sess?</line>
  <line start="182" end="195" speaker="strongbad">Em.</line>
  <line start="197" end="209" speaker="strongbad">Em?</line>
  <line start="210" end="236" speaker="strongbad">What's that supposed to stand for?</line>
  <line start="244" end="259" speaker="strongbad">Emerson?</line>
  <line start="268" end="283" speaker="strongbad">Embrodak?</line>
  <line start="297" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Emtarkanderundersgunderson?</line>
  <line start="348" end="375" speaker="strongbad">Boy, you have some stupid and terrible names.</line>
  <line start="384" end="389" speaker="strongbad">Anyways.</line>
  <line start="390" end="394" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="401" end="427" speaker="strongbad">Show you the process, eh, Em?</line>
  <line start="430" end="451" speaker="strongbad">Sure, I can do dat.</line>
  <line start="452" end="464" speaker="strongbad">But I should warn you,</line>
  <line start="465" end="501" speaker="strongbad">it may spoil the magic for some of you out there.</line>
  <line start="504" end="532" speaker="strongbad">I strongly urge both the faint of heart</line>
  <line start="534" end="553" speaker="strongbad">and the faint of butt</line>
  <line start="557" end="572" speaker="strongbad">to leave the room at this time.</line>
  <line start="573" end="581" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="582" end="596">
  <strongbad>So...</strongbad>
  <sfx>click</sfx></line>
  <line start="597" end="624" speaker="strongbad">Usually I try to start things off with a little song</line>
  <line start="625" end="651" speaker="strongbad">that somehow involves the word email.</line>
  <line start="653" end="677" speaker="strongbad">You know, like "I'm pronouncing, email!"</line>
  <line start="681" end="721" speaker="strongbad">Or like "Email, bu da ba doo dow!" Something like that.</line>
  <line start="730" end="755" speaker="strongbad">Then I pull up the email I picked for this week</line>
  <line start="756" end="773" speaker="strongbad">and read it, pointing out</line>
  <line start="774" end="811" speaker="strongbad">any and all spelling or grammatical errors along the way.</line>
  <line start="817" end="845" speaker="strongbad">Then, after I make fun of your name,</line>
  <line start="846" end="869" speaker="strongbad">I begin to answer your email.</line>
  <line start="870" end="874" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="875" end="893" speaker="strongbad">Generally, I like to start with,</line>
  <line start="897" end="924" speaker="strongbad">"Well, whoever, something something something."</line>
  <line start="932" end="953" speaker="strongbad">Or occassionally I switch it up with,</line>
  <line start="954" end="981" speaker="strongbad">"Something something, eh, whoever?"</line>
  <line start="988" end="1003" speaker="strongbad">Next, as I'm typing,</line>
  <line start="1007" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">you can usually click on certain words</line>
  <line start="1031" end="1051" speaker="strongbad">and make little pictures of dumb stuff</line>
  <line start="1052" end="1064">
  <strongbad>pop up.</strongbad>
  <sfx>click</sfx></line>
  <line start="1092" end="1104" speaker="strongbad">Now we've reached the point</line>
  <line start="1105" end="1140" speaker="strongbad">where we cut away from the computer to some other scene.</line>
  <line start="1141" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">This is where some other character</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1200" speaker="strongbad">like Bubs or Coach Z gets a chance to shine.</line>
  <line start="1203" end="1227" speaker="strongbad">And if The Cheat's gonna make an appearance,</line>
  <line start="1229" end="1250" speaker="strongbad">this is usually where you'll see him.</line>
  <line start="1252" end="1264" speaker="bubs">Hey, Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="1267" end="1280" speaker="bubs">What's going on?</line>
  <line start="1282" end="1302" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I'm just showing the guys here</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1325" speaker="strongbad">how I go about answering my emails.</line>
  <line start="1330" end="1345" speaker="bubs">Right on, right on.</line>
  <line start="1350" end="1376" speaker="bubs">You gotten to the part where I tear off my shirt</line>
  <line start="1377" end="1396" speaker="bubs">and start flexin',</line>
  <line start="1398" end="1427" speaker="bubs">much to the delight of all my ladyfans?</line>
  <line start="1429" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh... no.</line>
  <line start="1451" end="1469" speaker="strongbad">That's never happened.</line>
  <line start="1472" end="1503" speaker="bubs">What about the part where I ride out waterskiing</line>
  <line start="1504" end="1528" speaker="bubs">on two discount alligators,</line>
  <line start="1529" end="1549" speaker="bubs">much to the delight of all my</line>
  <line start="1550" end="1575">
  <bubs>ladyfans?</bubs>
  <strongbad>(cutting over)Yeah, that's never happened either.</strongbad></line>
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