Teen Girl Squad Issue 1
From Homestar Runner Wiki
(Category) |
(Small fixings.) |
||
| Line 6: | Line 6: | ||
== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader'' {cheer!}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}'' |
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' Word. |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word. |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' Word. |
''{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}'' | ''{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!! |
| - | ''' | + | '''SO AND SO:''' A'ight. |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight. |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' A'ight. |
''{A robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}'' | ''{A robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD. |
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin-a. |
''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}'' | ''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!'' |
''{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}'' | ''{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''THE MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH:''' ARROWED! |
| - | ''' | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin! |
''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}'' | ''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''WHATS HER FACE:''' Dag, yo. |
''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}'' | ''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}'' | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good! |
| - | ''' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!!!! |
'''The End''' | '''The End''' | ||
| Line 56: | Line 56: | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
| - | At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader. | + | *At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader. |
| - | Transcript | + | :'''Transcript''' |
| - | ''{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}'' | + | :''{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}'' |
| - | ''' | + | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here. |
| - | Notice that the walk-on | + | == Fun Fact == |
| + | |||
| + | *Notice that the walk-on Strong Bad in the easter egg covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't. | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
Revision as of 02:07, 5 August 2004
Contents |
Summary
TeenGirlSquad Episode #1
The very first one. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {cheer!} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHATS HER FACE: Word.
{A helicopter attacks the seagulls}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHATS HER FACE: A'ight.
{A robot zaps So and So's head with a laser}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.
WHATS HER FACE: I miss Kristin-a.
{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!
{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}
THE MAN WITH THE HUGH MOUTH: ARROWED!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}
WHATS HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!!!
The End
Easter Eggs
- At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strongbad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
- Transcript
- {Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.
Fun Fact
- Notice that the walk-on Strong Bad in the easter egg covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
