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''{Strong Bad gets up, making [[the Geddup Noise]], and he walks offscreen. Cut to a black screen reading "8 or 7 years later..." as a spooky chord plays. It fades to Homestar, with cinnamon faux-stubble, in the office, talking on a headset. He's wearing a green shirt labeled "Hot Jones Investment", and a post-it note on the cubicle wall reads "Less This, More That."}'' | ''{Strong Bad gets up, making [[the Geddup Noise]], and he walks offscreen. Cut to a black screen reading "8 or 7 years later..." as a spooky chord plays. It fades to Homestar, with cinnamon faux-stubble, in the office, talking on a headset. He's wearing a green shirt labeled "Hot Jones Investment", and a post-it note on the cubicle wall reads "Less This, More That."}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Widow Jankroe, if we're talking about your children's future, primary and secondary investments simply won't be enough. We're gonna need to start talking about ''{human lips suddenly appear over his mouth, and he creepily says, in an echoey sing-song voice nothing like his own} <span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 12pt">tertiary</span> {the lips disappear, and he continues normally}'' investments, and WAH! ''{spooky music plays}'' WAH! WAH! | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, Widow Jankroe, if we're talking about your children's future, primary and secondary investments simply won't be enough. We're gonna need to start talking about ''{human lips suddenly appear over his mouth, and he creepily says, in an echoey sing-song voice nothing like his own} <span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 12pt">tertiary~</span> {the lips disappear, and he continues normally}'' investments, and WAH! ''{spooky music plays}'' WAH! WAH! |
''{Strong Bad runs up, also wearing a green polo shirt.}'' | ''{Strong Bad runs up, also wearing a green polo shirt.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess, you just said ''{human lips appear over his mouth, he starts wiggling his hips, and he says, in the same voice Homestar used:} <span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 12pt">tertiary</span> {the lips disappear}'' WAAAAAH! It's the Cardgage curse! It finally caught up with us! | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Lemme guess, you just said ''{human lips appear over his mouth, he starts wiggling his hips, and he says, in the same voice Homestar used:} <span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 12pt">tertiary~</span> {the lips disappear}'' WAAAAAH! It's the Cardgage curse! It finally caught up with us! |
''{Cut to a screen showing a box for "SENOR CARDGAGE CHARACTER VIDEO", featuring a distorted Senor Cardgage on the front, to spooky music. In the corner of the screen is a faux-MPAA rating: "F" for "Folds", with a disclaimer next to it. Homestar narrates and reads the disclaimer.}'' | ''{Cut to a screen showing a box for "SENOR CARDGAGE CHARACTER VIDEO", featuring a distorted Senor Cardgage on the front, to spooky music. In the corner of the screen is a faux-MPAA rating: "F" for "Folds", with a disclaimer next to it. Homestar narrates and reads the disclaimer.}'' |