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[[Image:Sbemail173thepaper.PNG|thumb|"Did you hear that? It said 'Preeeeow!'"]] | [[Image:Sbemail173thepaper.PNG|thumb|"Did you hear that? It said 'Preeeeow!'"]] | ||
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Strong Bad reminisces about [[The Paper]] as it passes away. | Strong Bad reminisces about [[The Paper]] as it passes away. | ||
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''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper. With a dying sound, it prints out "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO."}'' | ''{Cut to a closeup of The Paper. With a dying sound, it prints out "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO."}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Farewell | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Farewell— |
''{Cut to a full shot. Strong Bad pats the printer.}'' | ''{Cut to a full shot. Strong Bad pats the printer.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —my stripèd friend. |
''{Strong Bad pulls out the [[BMW Lighter]]. Cut to a closeup of The Paper again. Strong Bad burns it, leaving ashes that read "BYE NOW". Cut back.}'' | ''{Strong Bad pulls out the [[BMW Lighter]]. Cut to a closeup of The Paper again. Strong Bad burns it, leaving ashes that read "BYE NOW". Cut back.}'' | ||
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*Click "Butt" at the end to see Homestar tangled in the Paper later on that day. | *Click "Butt" at the end to see Homestar tangled in the Paper later on that day. | ||
- | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing to the tune of | + | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Singing to the tune of Neverending Story}'' The blood is rushing to my head... Blacking out, blacking out, blacking out... ''{he blacks out}'' |
*Click "impressin'" at the end to see a revisit of [[One Two, One Two]]. | *Click "impressin'" at the end to see a revisit of [[One Two, One Two]]. | ||
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Bouncing his football}'' Dribble dribble, shoot! Dribble dribble, shoot shoot! ''{Continues over Coach Z's lines}'' | :'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Bouncing his football}'' Dribble dribble, shoot! Dribble dribble, shoot shoot! ''{Continues over Coach Z's lines}'' | ||
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:''{Both continue over Strong Bad's lines}'' | :''{Both continue over Strong Bad's lines}'' | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Look! We're not doing this again. Look! We're not doing this again. ''{Record scratch, Homestar and Coach Z stop}'' WE'RE REALLY NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Leaning into frame}'' Look! We're not doing this again. Look! We're not doing this again. ''{Record scratch, Homestar and Coach Z stop}'' WE'RE REALLY NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! | ||
- | :''{Scoreboard changes from ? to G | + | :''{Scoreboard changes from ? to G}'' |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | + | * Strong Bad's comment about not having killed any end bosses is a reference to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadBearingBoss load bearing bosses], bosses in video games that, when defeated, result in the destruction of the surrounding environment. | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*This email was sent in by HRWiki member [[user:Thewi2kbug|thewi2kbug]]. | *This email was sent in by HRWiki member [[user:Thewi2kbug|thewi2kbug]]. | ||
- | *The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container# | + | *The [[Floppy Disk Container]] reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#Logo|Logo]]" and "[[Floppy Disk Container#the colonel's bequest|colonel's bequest]]" in the flashbacks. In the present, it reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#rise of the triad|rise of the triad]]". |
- | * Strong Bad | + | * Strong Bad hangs a lampshade by mentioning that he remembered first meeting The Paper like it was "about to happen in a wavy flashback". |
*During the flashback of The Paper's goth phase, the screen of the Compy 386 reads, in part (this is all that is available in the Flash file): | *During the flashback of The Paper's goth phase, the screen of the Compy 386 reads, in part (this is all that is available in the Flash file): | ||
<blockquote class="short compy email"> | <blockquote class="short compy email"> | ||
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
*The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad looks back at fond memories of The Paper as he bids farewell to his old pal." | *The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, "Strong Bad looks back at fond memories of The Paper as he bids farewell to his old pal." | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
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*While "Click Here to Email Strong Bad strongbad@homestarrunner.com" is usually plastered over in podcasts, the Podstar version of this email leaves the text of the Goth The Paper unaltered. | *While "Click Here to Email Strong Bad strongbad@homestarrunner.com" is usually plastered over in podcasts, the Podstar version of this email leaves the text of the Goth The Paper unaltered. | ||
*At the end of [[guitar]], Strong Bad uses the same Lighter and only scorches The Paper. | *At the end of [[guitar]], Strong Bad uses the same Lighter and only scorches The Paper. | ||
- | *During the Homestar Easter | + | *During the Homestar Easter Egg, Homestar is slightly more to the left from where he was during the earlier flashback. |
===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
*When the printer falls on top of Strong Bad, there is a section of paper sticking out of it. But when the printer is seen on the ground there's no paper until it starts printing. | *When the printer falls on top of Strong Bad, there is a section of paper sticking out of it. But when the printer is seen on the ground there's no paper until it starts printing. | ||
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*There are extra lengths of paper sticking out when The Paper says, "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO." On the next close-up to The Paper, these extra lengths are missing. | *There are extra lengths of paper sticking out when The Paper says, "iT is Tiime. YOU kNOw WhHat to dO." On the next close-up to The Paper, these extra lengths are missing. | ||
*In the Easter egg, some of Coach Z's claps are out of sync to his movements. The same is also true for Homestar's dribble and shooting movements, shortly before Strong Bad appears. | *In the Easter egg, some of Coach Z's claps are out of sync to his movements. The same is also true for Homestar's dribble and shooting movements, shortly before Strong Bad appears. | ||
+ | *While The Paper is falling, its reflection is not seen in the Lappy's screen. | ||
===Fixed Goofs=== | ===Fixed Goofs=== | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*The departure of The Paper was foretold in [[montage]] and implied in the previous email, [[more armies]]. | *The departure of The Paper was foretold in [[montage]] and implied in the previous email, [[more armies]]. | ||
- | *Strong Bad | + | *The music when Strong Bad is carried off the island is from [[Population: Tire]]. |
+ | *Strong Bad says "jump" when he jumps in the same manner as in [[alternate universe]]. | ||
+ | *After Strong Bad interrupts the rhythmic Easter egg, the scoreboard changes to [[G]]. | ||
+ | **This, plus the "$" and "?", are [[Scoreboard#Irregular Scores|irregular scores]]. | ||
+ | *Homestar is said to have the ball at the [[top of the key]]. | ||
*Lil' Strong Bad's duck shirt is a variation of the [[Duckie Shirt]]. | *Lil' Strong Bad's duck shirt is a variation of the [[Duckie Shirt]]. | ||
+ | *"And The Paper goeth into the niiIIiiIIiiIIght!" is a reference to the song in [[guitar]], which Strong Bad ended by screaming that the dragon comes [[in the night]]. The Paper was burned with the [[BMW Lighter]] in both instances, but in guitar only the edge was scorched. | ||
+ | **Strong Bad also mirrored this line in [[dragon]], in which he replaced the word "dragon" with "Trogdor." | ||
*The pear and leaves wallpaper was first seen in the email [[no loafing]]. | *The pear and leaves wallpaper was first seen in the email [[no loafing]]. | ||
*The computer seen in the flashback is the same computer used in the [[Email Processing Room]]. | *The computer seen in the flashback is the same computer used in the [[Email Processing Room]]. | ||
*Homestar's "Kneepads Team" could be referring to "Homestar's Knees Tech", from [[mascot]], or possibly Coach Z's "spring shin tryouts" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]. | *Homestar's "Kneepads Team" could be referring to "Homestar's Knees Tech", from [[mascot]], or possibly Coach Z's "spring shin tryouts" in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]. | ||
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*As Strong Bad attempts to block Homestar's shot, he makes Homsar's walking noise, just as he did in [[retirement]]. | *As Strong Bad attempts to block Homestar's shot, he makes Homsar's walking noise, just as he did in [[retirement]]. | ||
- | * | + | *The phrase on the New Paper, "but, a butt" is similar to Strong Bad's line in [[TrogdorCon '97]], "...but, you're... a butt." |
+ | *Strong Bad calls The Paper his "[[-èd|stripèd]] friend". | ||
+ | *Homestar poured [[Mountain Dew]] on Strong Bad's other computers in [[anything]] and [[retirement]]. | ||
*Strong Bad's remark about "brothers and sisters" is a reference to [[animal]], where he asks The Paper to "come on down and meet your new brother", the brother being the Lappy. | *Strong Bad's remark about "brothers and sisters" is a reference to [[animal]], where he asks The Paper to "come on down and meet your new brother", the brother being the Lappy. | ||
**Strong Bad also pronounces "sisters" as he did in [[sisters]]. | **Strong Bad also pronounces "sisters" as he did in [[sisters]]. | ||
- | * | + | *Strong Bad's rhetorical question, "Why do all my 30-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?!?" refers to [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|the many malfunctions]] he's had in the past. |
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*The song Homestar sings is a reference to the Easter egg in the email [[anything]], in which he sang a parody of the [http://users.pandora.be/soundtrack-fm/Reviews/Klaus_Doldinger/neverending_story/neverending_story.htm theme song] of the 1984 fantasy movie [[The NeverEnding Story]]. | *The song Homestar sings is a reference to the Easter egg in the email [[anything]], in which he sang a parody of the [http://users.pandora.be/soundtrack-fm/Reviews/Klaus_Doldinger/neverending_story/neverending_story.htm theme song] of the 1984 fantasy movie [[The NeverEnding Story]]. | ||
- | * | + | *This email includes [[Team Kneepads]]. |
- | + | *This is another toon with [[Homestar Runner Left Behind]] in the Easter egg with The Paper being wrapped around Homestar. | |
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | *[[Mountain Dew]], | + | *"[[Preeeeow]], world", is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Hello world program|"hello world" programs]]. |
- | *The | + | *[[Mountain Dew]], [[Wikipedia:Mello Yello|Mello Yello]], [[Wikipedia:Sierra Mist|Sierra Mist]], [[Wikipedia:Fresca|Fresca]], and [[Wikipedia:Surge|Surge]] are all citrus-flavored sodas. |
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Tastykake|Tastykakes]] are snack cakes made by the Tasty Baking Company in Philadelphia since 1914. Available for the most part only in the Eastern section of the US, the cakes are often shipped to people now in other parts of the world who grew up with the treats while living in the East. | ||
+ | *The football Homestar dribbles in the gym is an old ball from the defunct [[Wikipedia:XFL|XFL]] football league, founded by [[Wikipedia:World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] owner [[Wikipedia:Vince McMahon|Vince McMahon]]. | ||
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Manute Bol|Manute Bol]] was a Sudanese-born basketball player and activist. He was known for his height (7'7"/2.31 m), which allowed him to become a top shot blocker in the NBA. | ||
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Goth subculture|Goth]] is a subculture of many young people of North America, Europe, and Japan. It is commonly characterized by black or very dark colors, an interest in the macabre and gruesome, and a medieval aesthetic, hence the Paper displaying [[Wikipedia:Blackletter|Gothic script]], a script commonly used between the 12th and 16th centuries in Europe. | ||
+ | *[[Wikipedia:Pyongyang|Pyongyang]] is the capital city of [[Wikipedia:North Korea|North Korea]]. | ||
*The shirt Lil' Strong Sad is wearing is the same shirt [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]] wears. | *The shirt Lil' Strong Sad is wearing is the same shirt [[Peanuts|Charlie Brown]] wears. | ||
- | *The | + | *The Paper's printer is an Apple imagewriter from around 1984, so it is not quite 30 years old. |
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- | ===Fast Forward=== | + | ===Fast-Forward=== |
- | *Despite its apparent death, The Paper makes a brief reappearance in [[email thunder | + | *Despite its apparent death, The Paper makes a brief reappearance in [[email thunder]]. |
==DVD Version== | ==DVD Version== | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm too loud. I can't get that close to the mic. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm too loud. I can't get that close to the mic. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I can | + | '''MIKE:''' I can— I can pull you through this, okay? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{almost crying}'' Oh, The Paper... ''{whimpers}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay. ''{almost crying}'' Oh, The Paper... ''{whimpers}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It was a sham marriage. | '''STRONG BAD:''' It was a sham marriage. | ||
- | '''MIKE:' | + | '''MIKE:''' Um... |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! Oh, look at that. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ow! Oh, look at that. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' So there's | + | '''MIKE:''' So there's— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' An old Epson 20 Deuce. I think is what that model was called. Except it was called an Epsom. | '''STRONG BAD:''' An old Epson 20 Deuce. I think is what that model was called. Except it was called an Epsom. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Nope. | '''MIKE:''' Nope. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' One time, I | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' One time, I— I put that and Homestar’s duck shirt, uh, in a dryer, together— |
'''MIKE:''' Uh-huh. Who won? | '''MIKE:''' Uh-huh. Who won? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —and made 'em duke it out. |
'''MIKE:''' How'd you know who won? | '''MIKE:''' How'd you know who won? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, it came out and it was a shirt with a flag of an eagle on it. Like, they, like mated in there, and had a baby, and it was a flag | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, it came out and it was a shirt with a flag of an eagle on it. Like, they, like mated in there, and had a baby, and it was a flag— an eagle flag. |
- | '''MIKE:''' Uh, I think I might have myself some Team Kneepads shirt printed up, Strong Bad. How do you feel that | + | '''MIKE:''' Uh, I think I might have myself some Team Kneepads shirt printed up, Strong Bad. How do you feel that— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I wanna be number .4. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I wanna be number .4. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Spud Webb used to | + | '''MIKE:''' Spud Webb used to— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Spud Webb used to | + | '''MIKE:''' Spud Webb used to— Ooh, I like that Goth Paper. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Oh man, that Paper was so elitist, it would never let me | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Oh man, that Paper was so elitist, it would never let me— |
'''MIKE:''' Was it always at the country club? | '''MIKE:''' Was it always at the country club? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww. That's a good game ending, right there. Maybe, like, the ending of Jackal. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Aww. That's a good game ending, right there. Maybe, like, the ending of Jackal. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Jackal or Contra, didn't Contra | + | '''MIKE:''' Jackal or Contra, didn't Contra— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' I think there's a nice sunset, with a helicopter. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I think there's a nice sunset, with a helicopter. | ||
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''{pause until The Paper burns}'' | ''{pause until The Paper burns}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whimpers, on the verge of tears}'' Ohhhhh... That was recessed lighting, we got, Bubs rigged up a spotlight on our recessed lighting for that one. ''{pause}'' Like, I don't even know where he was. He may have been in another dimension. I think | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{whimpers, on the verge of tears}'' Ohhhhh... That was recessed lighting, we got, Bubs rigged up a spotlight on our recessed lighting for that one. ''{pause}'' Like, I don't even know where he was. He may have been in another dimension. I think maybe The Paper comes down from another dimension, Mike. |
- | '''MIKE:''' I believe it may, seems | + | '''MIKE:''' I believe it may, it seems it does, 'cause we see a pretty wide view of your computer frequently, and there's no printer. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' I always feel like this Paper is based on this old Canon Inkjet. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I always feel like this Paper is based on this old Canon Inkjet. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' That, what, the New Paper? | '''MIKE:''' That, what, the New Paper? | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, but is wasn't called "inkjet" it was called, like, "photosash". |
- | '''MIKE:''' Bubble, uh | + | '''MIKE:''' Bubble, uh— |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubblejet! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Bubblejet! | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Yeah, they had "bubblejet" | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, they had "bubblejet" | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I think it might | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I think it might be "bubblejet". |
'''MIKE:''' Think there were really bubbles in there? That would have been a problem! | '''MIKE:''' Think there were really bubbles in there? That would have been a problem! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, it was | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Yeah, it was the cutest printer. Ooh, a butt! A little saucy. |
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=== Fun Facts === | === Fun Facts === | ||
- | * | + | *[[Wikipedia:Epsom Salt|Epsom salt]], or magnesium sulfate, is a chemical compound with a variety of uses. |
- | * | + | *[[Wikipedia:Spud Webb|Spud Webb]] is a retired professional basketball point guard. |
- | *A | + | *A [[Wikipedia:Regatta|regatta]] is a term used to describe either a boat race, or series of boat races. |
- | *'' | + | *''[[Wikipedia:Jackal (video game)|Jackal]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Contra (arcade game)|Contra]]'' are both video games created by Konami. |
**In ''Jackal'', players assume the roles of soldiers in jeeps to save POWs. | **In ''Jackal'', players assume the roles of soldiers in jeeps to save POWs. | ||
**In ''Contra'', players control a commando who battles waves of enemies to save the Earth from an alien race known as Red Falcon. | **In ''Contra'', players control a commando who battles waves of enemies to save the Earth from an alien race known as Red Falcon. |