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''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the kitchen. X, explosion, boxing glove, square, shoe, and [[Marshie]] shaped marshmallows appear around him.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of styrofoam they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of styrofoam they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big— |
''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}'' | ''{Cut to a dirty Strong Bad hand reaching in the box of Cheat Commandos...O's}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it. |
''{Strong Bad pulls out a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] figure in its blister pack}'' | ''{Strong Bad pulls out a [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]] figure in its blister pack}'' | ||
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}'' | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad standing.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' This means not only are they gonna make you buy ''{six more boxes of Fruit Smax appear}'' several more boxes that you have to cut the bar codes off of, but you're also gonna— |
''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}'' | ''{Cut to a close shot of a Cereal Flakes box. Above, the red text reads "FREE PLUSH CEREAL BOX" and the black text reads "WITH 25 PROOFS OF PURCHASE AND $15 SHIPPING AND HANDLING"}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —have to involve your mom so she can write a check for the shipping and handling if she's back from Vegas! |
''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}'' | ''{Record scratch. Cut back to Strong Bad standing, talking angrily}'' | ||
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''{Cut to the box}'' | ''{Cut to the box}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' They try and pass off the back of the box— |
''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask. On the top left are scissors indicating that it can be cut out and the words "snip snip".}'' | ''{Box flips, revealing a cutout of Crack Stuntman's head, with holes at the sides so that it can be made into a mask. On the top left are scissors indicating that it can be cut out and the words "snip snip".}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' —as some kind of prize. ''{Zoom in on the mask}'' That dotted line you expect me to cut along is like a toyless slap in my face! Masks, |
''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}'' | ''{The image of Crack's face becomes a maze. [[Gunhaver]] appears in the bottom left at the maze's entrance, with a caption reading "Help! I'm lost!"}'' | ||
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**It's also the same figurine which was offered "free" (but actually costing five dollars plus shipping and handling) with proofs of purchase in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. | **It's also the same figurine which was offered "free" (but actually costing five dollars plus shipping and handling) with proofs of purchase in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]. | ||
*When Strong Bad reaches into the box to get the toy Marshie, his arm is longer than usual. | *When Strong Bad reaches into the box to get the toy Marshie, his arm is longer than usual. | ||
+ | *The week of the Podcast's release, attempting to update the Podcast on iTunes would only bring up the message, "'Strong Bad Email' does not seem to be a valid podcast URL." The feed was not repaired until September 10, 2008. | ||
+ | *Strong Bad says the defibrillator is used to "restart my heart if it stops". It's actually a myth that defibrillators are used to start hearts that have stopped. As mentioned above, they are actually used to restart a heart when it has irregular heartbeats, in an attempt to get a regular pattern started again. | ||
*Strong Bad says that the UPCs are "wastes of [[Wikipedia:Serif|serif]]"; however, the UPC shown on the cereal box does not contain serifs. | *Strong Bad says that the UPCs are "wastes of [[Wikipedia:Serif|serif]]"; however, the UPC shown on the cereal box does not contain serifs. | ||
*Strong Bad does not consider that [[Wikipedia:Corn Pops|Corn Pops]] have both something grown in Iowa and an action word in their name. | *Strong Bad does not consider that [[Wikipedia:Corn Pops|Corn Pops]] have both something grown in Iowa and an action word in their name. | ||
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