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''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing. Dance music can be heard in the background.}''
''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing. Dance music can be heard in the background.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' ''{the second singer has a robotic voice, and speaks under the first}'' Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) Smart drinks.{{--}}
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'''SINGERS:''' ''{the second singer has a robotic voice, and speaks under the first}'' Smart drinks. These are smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) Smart drinks.—
''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''
''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}''
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'''SINGERS:''' ''{Continuing behind the Bubs scene}'' {{--}}These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.)  Have another round. (Don't have another round.) Have another round! (Do not have another round.) These are smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.)
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'''SINGERS:''' ''{Continuing behind the Bubs scene}'' —These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.)  Have another round. (Don't have another round.) Have another round! (Do not have another round.) These are smart drinks. (These are not smart drinks.) These are smart drinks. (These are definitely not smart drinks.)
'''BUBS:''' Well, if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
'''BUBS:''' Well, if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bigger sleepy sigh, more mumbling}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{bigger sleepy sigh, more mumbling}''
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'''MIKE:''' Homestar, wake up! We're do{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' Homestar, wake up! We're do—
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? I ju{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What? I ju—
'''MIKE:''' We're doing commentary for an email here.
'''MIKE:''' We're doing commentary for an email here.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Five cent!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Five cent!
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'''MIKE:''' Five{{--}}?
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'''MIKE:''' Five—?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' F{{--}}fourteen cent!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' F—fourteen cent!
'''MIKE:''' Uhh...
'''MIKE:''' Uhh...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whadza...awhazhadazha million cent....
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whadza...awhazhadazha million cent....
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'''MIKE:''' Hey! S{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' Hey! S—
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{apparently being finally woken up}'' What{{--}}whuz{{--}}what{{--}}what{{--}}HEY! Whoa!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{apparently being finally woken up}'' What—whuz—what—what—HEY! Whoa!
'''MIKE:''' School time!
'''MIKE:''' School time!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as if "fun" is a verb}'' Yeah! You should see me fun house! ''{Mike chuckles; pause}'' Umm...
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{as if "fun" is a verb}'' Yeah! You should see me fun house! ''{Mike chuckles; pause}'' Umm...
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'''MIKE:''' Have you ever been in{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' Have you ever been in—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Do you think Strong Bad got that shirt at, like, some...some local boutique?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Do you think Strong Bad got that shirt at, like, some...some local boutique?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did it get it from an Etsy shop?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did it get it from an Etsy shop?
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'''MIKE:''' He've{{--}} ''{chuckling}'' He might've.
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'''MIKE:''' He've— ''{chuckling}'' He might've.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{referring to Strong Bad's body spray}'' Man, he's really layin' it on pretty thick there. ''{Mike clicks his tongue in agreement}'' Why didn't <br><!--this break is to keep the emdash in line-->he{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{referring to Strong Bad's body spray}'' Man, he's really layin' it on pretty thick there. ''{Mike clicks his tongue in agreement}'' Why didn't <br><!--this break is to keep the emdash in line-->he&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' How did you get past the security this{{--}}at the party club? Club Technochocolate?
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'''MIKE:''' How did you get past the security this&mdash;at the party club? Club Technochocolate?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't think I went to the party club. What are you talkin' about, Mike?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I don't think I went to the party club. What are you talkin' about, Mike?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, what...what are you talkin' about?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, what...what are you talkin' about?
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'''MIKE:''' III'll...sorry, I dunno{{--}}I dunno what I'm talkin' about.
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'''MIKE:''' III'll...sorry, I dunno&mdash;I dunno what I'm talkin' about.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I prob'ly cleverly talked my way through. ''{Mike snickers}'' Y'know. Like...a zap roast...lemme have a zap roast.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I prob'ly cleverly talked my way through. ''{Mike snickers}'' Y'know. Like...a zap roast...lemme have a zap roast.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What defines a smart drink, Mike?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What defines a smart drink, Mike?
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'''MIKE:''' I think{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' I think&mdash;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like they never really got their time...to shine in the spotlight.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like they never really got their time...to shine in the spotlight.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping, laughing}'' No, they didn't. I think that...they were kinda pre-Red Bull. I feel like.
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping, laughing}'' No, they didn't. I think that...they were kinda pre-Red Bull. I feel like.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Yeah, I had a little{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. Yeah, I had a little&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Energy drinks kinda...just...overshadowed them.
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Energy drinks kinda...just...overshadowed them.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But...why did the...the{{--}}the focus shift from needing to be smart...to needing to have a lotta energy?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But...why did the...the&mdash;the focus shift from needing to be smart...to needing to have a lotta energy?
'''MIKE:''' Well, if you're tired, it's not gonna matter if you're smart or not, y'know? But if you're sleepin' all the time...
'''MIKE:''' Well, if you're tired, it's not gonna matter if you're smart or not, y'know? But if you're sleepin' all the time...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like Strong Sad's pantyhose.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like Strong Sad's pantyhose.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Those{{--}}those are{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Those&mdash;those are&mdash;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Looks like he reached into some pantyhose!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{interrupting}'' Looks like he reached into some pantyhose!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' But that's the kind of thing Strong Sad would spend like four days doing, maybe.
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' But that's the kind of thing Strong Sad would spend like four days doing, maybe.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you ever know anybody that would, like...''liked'' to go out to the...dance club, {{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Did you ever know anybody that would, like...''liked'' to go out to the...dance club, &mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting, referring to Homestar onscreen}'' See{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' ''{interrupting, referring to Homestar onscreen}'' See&mdash;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}}but then wouldn't dance?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash;but then wouldn't dance?
'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. That's Strong Sad.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. That's Strong Sad.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{Homestar appears onscreen again}'' Look{{--}}look at you!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{Homestar appears onscreen again}'' Look&mdash;look at you!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{incredulously}'' What?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{incredulously}'' What?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait a minute!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait a minute!
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'''MIKE:''' I told you{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' I told you&mdash;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I told you I stayed at home this night!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I told you I stayed at home this night!
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'''MIKE:''' I kn{{--}} ''{laughing}'' I know you did.
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'''MIKE:''' I kn&mdash; ''{laughing}'' I know you did.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where did you get this footage?!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where did you get this footage?!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh...I{{--}}I{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh...I&mdash;I&mdash;
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What am I talkin' about?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What am I talkin' about?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. That's not true.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. That's not true.
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'''MIKE:''' I think you musta been{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' I think you musta been&mdash;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I must{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I must&mdash;
'''MIKE:''' You were dreaming about being a Girl Scout.
'''MIKE:''' You were dreaming about being a Girl Scout.
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'''MIKE:''' Uhhh...
'''MIKE:''' Uhhh...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They sell Thin{{--}}Thin Mints is short for...Turbo...Heated...Intro-...Nuclear...Mother...In...No...Tank! ''{Mike laughs}'' Mike. THIN MINT. ''{Mike laughs}'' I pro'ly w{{--}}d-drove one o' those...here to the club.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' They sell Thin&mdash;Thin Mints is short for...Turbo...Heated...Intro-...Nuclear...Mother...In...No...Tank! ''{Mike laughs}'' Mike. THIN MINT. ''{Mike laughs}'' I pro'ly w&mdash;d-drove one o' those...here to the club.
'''MIKE:''' Uh, something something something tank?  
'''MIKE:''' Uh, something something something tank?  
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those were...rough.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those were...rough.
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'''MIKE:''' They were...''{laughs}'' a little rough on the eyes. I s{{--}}had to squint.
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'''MIKE:''' They were...''{laughs}'' a little rough on the eyes. I s&mdash;had to squint.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is too bad. He had some stiff pants. Did you see those stiff pants{{--}}
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That is too bad. He had some stiff pants. Did you see those stiff pants&mdash;
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs, underneath}'' those{{--}}
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs, underneath}'' those&mdash;
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {{--}} stick to his head?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' &mdash; stick to his head?
'''MIKE:''' I did.
'''MIKE:''' I did.

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