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[[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!"]] | [[Image:Sbemail185.png|thumb|"NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!"]] | ||
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg) | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Strong Sad}}, {{film|Homestar Runner}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}, {{film|Pom Pom}}, {{film|Bubs}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Coach Z}}, {{film|The King of Town}} (Easter egg) | ||
- | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Basement | + | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Carrot and Kazoo Hill]], [[Strong Bad's Room]], [[Da Basement]], [[The Field]], [[Club Technochocolate]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] (Easter egg) |
{{Comp|Lappy 486}} | {{Comp|Lappy 486}} | ||
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'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486 | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486 | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing}'' Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle! ''{brings up the email}'' |
<blockquote class="lappy email"> | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, we only have one real fun hotspot. As you may well have already guessed, I am of course talking about | ||
- | ''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and | + | ''{Carrot and Kazoo Hill is shown, with Homestar and Stong Sad standing on it.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Carrot and Kazoo Hill. | ||
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''{Back to the Lappy}'' | ''{Back to the Lappy}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, the hill was jumpin' that night! As far as clubs go, Club Technochocolate is about as kinda hip as it gets! Some towns have party clubs, but we've got our very own bonafide ''pwawty cloughb!'' |
''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}'' | ''{A flyer is shown while music begins to play in the background, which reads: Club Technochocolate / Free Country USA's Premier / PWAWTY CLOUGHB / (Not a place for technological chocolate bars)}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' When i'm going out to the cloughb, I always like to take off ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Bedroom. He is standing in the foreground messing with his shirt.}'' my best shirt! ''{His best shirt is light blue with a tribal mark. He rips it open with a "huah!", popping a button. He begins to spray himself with body spray.}'' |
- | ''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the | + | ''{Camera cuts to Strong Sad, who is leaning in the doorway from the Basement}'' |
'''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray? | '''STRONG SAD:''' Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is uh... the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now. | ||
- | ''{a location somewhere in the Field | + | ''{We see a location somewhere in the Field, at night. Strong Mad is standing behind a velvet-rope as Strong Bad walks up.}'' |
'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE! | '''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the party cloughb. |
- | '''STRONG MAD:' | + | '''STRONG MAD:''' YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food! | '''STRONG BAD:''' The list?! You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food! | ||
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'''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE! | '''STRONG MAD:''' NAME PLEASE! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Johnson. |
- | '''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON! | + | '''STRONG MAD:''' NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON! |
- | ''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing | + | ''{Various Cuts: Club TechnoChocolate. Bubs, Marzipan, and Pom Pom are seen dancing. The Cheat is DJ'ing.}'' |
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''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}'' | ''{Cut to: Club Technochocolate's bar. Strong Bad walks in from our left. Bubs slides in from our right, behind the bar.}'' | ||
- | + | '''BUBS:''' Well if it isn't my main man Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. | |
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- | '''BUBS:''' Well | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house. | '''STRONG BAD:''' I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50. | '''BUBS:''' That'll be $17.50. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! You guys must be having a sale! |
- | ''{the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor | + | ''{We see the edge of the Club Technochocolate dance floor. Marzipan and Strong Sad are standing just off the dance floor. Strong Sad is wearing fishnet gloves.}'' |
'''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad. | '''MARZIPAN:''' You don't look like you're having very much fun, Strong Sad. | ||
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to, and not dance. Sometimes I'll even ''think'' about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling ''really'' crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not-dancing. |
'''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you. | '''MARZIPAN:''' Then how about I start busting some fresh not-hanging-out-with-you. | ||
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''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}'' | ''{Marzipan walks off. Cut to Strong Bad dancing on the dance floor.}'' | ||
- | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Off-screen}'' Hey Strong Bad. |
- | + | ''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with unshaved face, dressing gown, sleeping cap, and [[Nebulon]] slippers. His eyes are closed.}'' | |
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- | ''{Zoom out. Homestar is standing behind Strong Bad (our left). He looks like he has just woken up, complete with | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, get outta here! I'm doin my matin' dance. | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}'' more, more...badges. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{eyes still closed} {unintelligible}''more, more...badges. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' What? | '''STRONG BAD:''' What? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Because I sold more thin mints than you. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar, are you asleep and dreaming you're a girl scout? |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No Ma'am, Troop Beverly Hills. | ||
- | ''{The | + | ''{We see The cheat DJ'ing in the DJ booth.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And at some point during the night, we all get 'treated' to Coach Z ''{Zoom out, Coach Z with a mic}'' attempting to freestyle. |
- | '''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One | + | '''COACH Z:''' One two one two, 'bout to freestyle... One two? One two? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I mean... count to two over and over again. | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here | + | '''COACH Z:''' ''{overlapping}'' Ha, one two one two! Here i go! One two. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' And no night at the cloughb would be complete, without me getting tossed out on my leopard print hinders. | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them! | '''STRONG BAD:''' It's not my fault! It's those light-èd floors! I think my pants are mysteriously drawn to them! | ||
- | ''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head and | + | ''{Strong Bad's pants get thrown out too. They land on his head, defying physics and/or indicating Strong Bad uses too much starch.}'' |
''{Cut back to Lappy}'' | ''{Cut back to Lappy}'' | ||
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening. | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the nightlife around here, Soma. Of course, there's also the pour rotten milk on Marzipan's prized petunias while she's asleep variety of nightlife as well, but that's another email, for another time. This has been Strong Bad, with Strong Bad E-mail 185 ''{pronounced one eighty-five}''. Thanks for listening. | ||
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==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
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* Click on "Josh CO" to see "The Stab Yourself!" product from joshCO! | * Click on "Josh CO" to see "The Stab Yourself!" product from joshCO! | ||
* At the end, click on "rotten" to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. | * At the end, click on "rotten" to see an ad for Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. | ||
- | *:''{A bag with Blubb- | + | *:''{A bag with Blubb-o's logo appears on a red background}'' |
*:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt. | *:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mmmintroducing the Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt. Because you people stopped buying the Crispy Chicken Melt. | ||
* At the end, click on "asleep" to see a scene at the Hill. | * At the end, click on "asleep" to see a scene at the Hill. | ||
- | *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:' | + | *:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, girls. We're stuck in the woods, with no troop leader. It's time to decide who we eat first. ''{holds up the Kazoo as if about to eat it}'' |
- | * At the end, click on "nightlife" to see a scene with the King Of Town | + | * At the end, click on "nightlife" to see a scene with the King Of Town. |
- | *:''' | + | *:'''KING OF TOWN:''' I call to order this meeting of Club Technochocolate. As you can see here, ''{holds up a motherboard dipped in chocolate}'' I dipped this motherboard in 70% cacao. |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
- | + | *A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk. | |
- | *A [[Wikipedia:Seeing pink elephants|pink elephant]] is used as a visual shorthand that someone is drunk | + | |
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | *This | + | * This cartoon verified that Strong Bad's Bedroom is connected to the Basement of the Brothers Strong House. |
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===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
- | *As | + | *As Bubs glides in behind the bar, his middle section is elevated slightly above the level of the bar. However, his legs are noticeably absent. |
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
- | + | *The Blubb-O's bag features the [[Drive-Thru Whale]]. | |
- | *The | + | *Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear]]. |
- | *Strong Bad is shown wearing leopard-print [[underwear | + | * [[Pants]] and [[alcohol]] figure prominently in the email. |
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*"Light-èd floors" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation. | *"Light-èd floors" is another instance of the [[-èd]] pronunciation. | ||
*Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths". | *Strong Bad refers to his body spray as "the [[blood]] of slain warrior mammoths". | ||
- | *The King | + | *The King Of Town's motherboard and sleeping Homestar's kazoo are both [[Eating Non-Food Items|non-food items]] about to be eaten. |
- | *Strong Bad's dance moves | + | *Strong Bad's dance moves are similar to his body's dance moves during the Technochocolate scene of [[disconnected]]. |
- | + | *The music that plays when the flyer appears onscreen is the same music from the Technochocolate scene of [[disconnected]]. | |
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===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | *''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring | + | *''[[Wikipedia:Troop Beverly Hills|Troop Beverly Hills]]'' is a 1989 movie starring Shelly Long as a clueless debutante housewife trying to run a Girl Scout troop. |
*Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s "Hot Rod" T-shirt. | *Homestar Runner is wearing [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Wikipedia:Roddy Piper|Roddy Piper]]'s "Hot Rod" T-shirt. | ||
- | *The | + | *The Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt is a reference to the Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich sold at Jack in the Box |
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
{{sbemailextlinks|185|13103}} | {{sbemailextlinks|185|13103}} | ||
{{Strong Bad Email}} | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
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