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''{Cut to Strong Sad, sleeping on a brick wall. A book labeled "Mr. Chekhov" is next to him.}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Sad, sleeping on a brick wall. A book labeled "Mr. Chekhov" is next to him.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We carefully place a spoonful | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We carefully place a spoonful— |
''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad rise from behind Strong Sad, and Strong Bad places a spoon of sauce on Strong Sad's head.} | ''{Strong Bad and Strong Mad rise from behind Strong Sad, and Strong Bad places a spoon of sauce on Strong Sad's head.} | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip. ''{pause}'' And then we just... ask him. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey! | ||
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'''MIKE:''' I do ''not'' get Redbook, guys. | '''MIKE:''' I do ''not'' get Redbook, guys. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' I keep trying to g | + | '''MATT:''' I keep trying to g—they get— |
'''MIKE:''' I get Dressage Today. ''{Matt and Ryan laugh}'' | '''MIKE:''' I get Dressage Today. ''{Matt and Ryan laugh}'' | ||
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'''RYAN:''' And that's not a joke. | '''RYAN:''' And that's not a joke. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Nope. ''{pause}'' So that was | + | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Nope. ''{pause}'' So that was—Strong Bad finally got fed up and told everyone that Strong Badia does not refer to all of the world they live in. |
'''MIKE:''' All of the world is Free Country, USA. | '''MIKE:''' All of the world is Free Country, USA. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Strong Badia is just the fence and mowed dirt. | '''MIKE:''' Strong Badia is just the fence and mowed dirt. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, "Mr. Chekhov". That is some high-brow readin' he's doing right there. ''{pause}'' I feel like we're, uh | + | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh, "Mr. Chekhov". That is some high-brow readin' he's doing right there. ''{pause}'' I feel like we're, uh—we're opening minds with, uhh, what, we've mentioned Thai iced tea, spring rolls, not that that's such a.... a rarity... uhh, hoisin sauce. What else? I feel like there's a few different culinary things that we've mentioned. |
'''MIKE:''' Pan-Asian cuisine. ''{Matt laughs and starts to say "Yeah"}'' In general. | '''MIKE:''' Pan-Asian cuisine. ''{Matt laughs and starts to say "Yeah"}'' In general. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Aw, the pool! ''{pause}'' | '''MIKE:''' Aw, the pool! ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Uhh, but they have had a pool, seemingly for a | + | '''MATT:''' Uhh, but they have had a pool, seemingly for a—for many years, Mike. All the way back to the Jumping Jack? Yeah. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Well, yeah, that's right. Uhh, Jumping Jack? And it even had that red and white checkerboard, uhh, border on the top. | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Well, yeah, that's right. Uhh, Jumping Jack? And it even had that red and white checkerboard, uhh, border on the top. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah. Look, he's got his t | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah. Look, he's got his t—tan he had—his farmer's tan that he had in, uhh, what is that, lures and jigs? |
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Lures and jigs. | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Lures and jigs. | ||
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''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' What is that | + | '''MATT:''' What is that— "House-Rousing", is that house, like, falling apart? That's how you rouse a house? ''{pause}'' And it does look pretty hot, you guys, there. |
'''RYAN:''' Mm-hmm. | '''RYAN:''' Mm-hmm. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, the color, the green's a little bit off | + | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, the color, the green's a little bit off— |
'''RYAN:''' Yeah. | '''RYAN:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' | + | '''MIKE:''' —from the usual green. |
- | '''MATT:''' It | + | '''MATT:''' It—it's saturated—It's saturated with sunlight. |
''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. | '''MATT:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Uh, as a blonde-haired, uh, youth, that wa | + | '''MIKE:''' Uh, as a blonde-haired, uh, youth, that wa— that was a big deal in the summertime. |
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, you had to watch out | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, you had to watch out— |
'''MIKE:''' Making sure chlorine didn't turn your hair green. ''{all laugh}'' | '''MIKE:''' Making sure chlorine didn't turn your hair green. ''{all laugh}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Remember, what were those foam pad things that the, uhh, lifeguard would have? ''{short pause}'' It was just this big, foam | + | '''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Remember, what were those foam pad things that the, uhh, lifeguard would have? ''{short pause}'' It was just this big, foam—it was a float, you know, a flotation device, but it was just this big chunk of foam. |
'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Wasn't gonna do much. | '''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Wasn't gonna do much. | ||
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'''RYAN:''' I can picture them running, and it's like, it has a string on it, but, I dunno. | '''RYAN:''' I can picture them running, and it's like, it has a string on it, but, I dunno. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Maybe. ''{pause}'' Y'think | + | '''MATT:''' Maybe. ''{pause}'' Y'think—so, can Bubs not swim? He needs water wings? |
- | '''MIKE:''' Uhh | + | '''MIKE:''' Uhh— ''{laughs}'' |
'''MATT:''' ''{pause}'' That's the best. | '''MATT:''' ''{pause}'' That's the best. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Look, nothing hap | + | '''MIKE:''' Look, nothing hap— |
'''MIKE AND MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh no! | '''MIKE AND MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Oh no! | ||
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''{pause}'' | ''{pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Isn't that only the second time | + | '''MATT:''' Isn't that only the second time—the second time ''{Mike laughs and starts to say "I think the—"}'' Strong Bad has fallen through his ceiling? |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah, when Pom Pom beat the crap out of him, he fell through it. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah, when Pom Pom beat the crap out of him, he fell through it. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Breaky-spiney? | '''MIKE:''' Breaky-spiney? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah. I don't | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah. I don't— We just kinda watched this one. |
===Fun Facts=== | ===Fun Facts=== |