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'''Strong Bad Email #103'''
Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".
Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts".
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, [[Ready For Primetime]] (Pictured), {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Strong Badman}} (Easter egg), [[Strong Badman Characters#Deutschman|Deutschman]] (Easter egg), [[Larry Palaroncini]] (Easter egg)
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[The King of Town]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Prime Time]], [[Strong Sad]] (Easter Egg), Gary from [[Limozeen]] (Easter Egg)
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's Gazebo]], [[The Field]], [[King of Town's Castle]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg), [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter egg)
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{{Comp|Compy 386}}
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'''Date:''' Monday, May 3, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 2:59
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'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!!
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{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Four}}
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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court.  From that railing, like up above.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court.  From that railing, like up above.
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''{Starts reading with "Da da da—"}''
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''{Starts reading with "Da da da--"}''
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<blockquote class="email">Dear Strong Bad,<br />
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
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Dude, who cuts your hair? It's<br />
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Dude, who cuts your hair? It's
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sooo coull. I can't decide what to<br />
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sooo coull. I can't decide what to
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do with mine, any suggestions?<br />
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do with mine, any suggestions?
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Harry Earlenmacherg<br />
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Düsseldorf</blockquote>
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''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlenmacherg," he says "ergonomics".}''
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Harry Earlemacherg
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D&uuml;sseldorf</pre>
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?
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''{Strong Bad pronounces "coull" just like it is spelled, and in place of "Earlemacherg", he says "ergonomics"}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo. Strong Bad is holding scissors.}''
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''{typing}'' I got no hair, D&uuml;sseld&ouml;rke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one. Now who's got hair around here?
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{angrily}'' You gotta be kidding me.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo.  Strong bad is holding scissors.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field. The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''
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'''MARZIPAN:''' You've got to be kidding me.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... Never mind.
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Poopsmith in the field.  The Poopsmith points to one of his hairs.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... never mind.
''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''
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''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''
''{Cut to Strong Bad and The King of Town by the castle.}''
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache!
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Nobody touches the 'stache.
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''{Cut to a close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''
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''{Cut to close up of Homestar. He's got an angry look on his face.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' N-O spells no!
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'''HOMESTAR:''' N O spells no.
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''{Cut back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''
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''{Fade back to show that Homestar is off by himself, talking to no one, while Strong Bad and the King of Town are in the background.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, baldy!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I didn't even ask you, Baldy!
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''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''
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''{Homestar looks shocked. Cut to Strong Bad and Marzipan by the gazebo again.}''
'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.
'''MARZIPAN:''' This is a weave.
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''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Compy.}''
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''{Cut back to Strong bad at the Compy.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Aw, ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man.  Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe{{--}}
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry Ger-man.  Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry, or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here. So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe
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''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad is holding a cardboard box.}''
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''{Widen to show Strong Mad standing next to Strong Bad. Strong Mad has a box.}''
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE!  MAKE IT PRANCE!!!
'''STRONG MAD:''' MAKE IT DANCE!  MAKE IT PRANCE!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...
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''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eyebrows.}''
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''{Zoom in on Strong Mad's eye brows.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah ha! Pay dirt!
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Ah ha! Pay dirt!
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''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to the Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''
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''{A camera flash goes off and the screen goes white. Fade back to Strong Bad at the Compy. An instant camera type photo of Strong Mad is taped to Compy. It develops as Strong Bad talks.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting-art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.   
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Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer, I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles. On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "LIGHT PEN" here.   
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''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a dry-erase marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''   
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''{Strong Bad's hand comes up. He has a marker and starts to draw on the picture.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".   
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First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl, no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller".   
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''{Strong Bad draws gentleman-like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''   
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''{Draws Gentleman like eyebrows. "Gentleman Caller" flashes on the screen.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Or...
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Or,
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''{Strong Bad wipes the picture clean. Cut to the picture.}''   
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''{Wipes picture clean. We zoom in a bit on the picture.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ...experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".   
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Experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal".   
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''{Strong Bad draws lightning-shaped eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''   
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''{Draws lightning type eyebrows. "Jagged Metal" flashes on the screen.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, and he's definitely gonna need a guitar.   
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Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.   
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''{Strong Bad draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''
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''{Draws a guitar. It ends up in the middle of Strong Mad's face.}''
'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
'''STRONG MAD:''' I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it! You're shredding some hott lixx... with your teeth.   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You're not eating it... you're shredding some hot lixxs... with your teeth.   
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''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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''{Strong Bad makes a guitar noise as he draws a whammy bar on the guitar. He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".   
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Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants".   
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''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!"  He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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''{He draws some funky eyebrows with a fade and adds a comic balloon pointing to Strong Mad's mouth that says "proper!". He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".   
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And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows".   
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''{He draws some large rectangular eyebrows.}''   
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''{He draws some big ol' eyebrows.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I should probably go ahead and give him a couple missing teeth...   
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I should probably go ahead and give him some missing teeth...   
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''{He blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''   
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''{Blackens Strong Mad's upper-right central incisor and upper-left cuspid.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Acne...  
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Acne...  
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''{He draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''   
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''{Draws spots on Strong Mad's face.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' One of them butt chins.   
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One of them butt chins.   
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''{He draws a cleft.}''   
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''{Draws a butt chin.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.   
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There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.   
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''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''   
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''{He wipes the picture clean. He then draws a dog and a cat for eyebrows.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' "A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."   
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"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."   
''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''   
''{"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows" flashes on the screen.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And a couple of muskrat.   
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And a couple of muskrats.   
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''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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''{He adds two muskrats. He then wipes the picture clean.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime."  
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And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime".   
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''{He draws a weird-looking character over Strong Mad's face. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''   
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''{Draws a picture he clearly got carried away with. "Ready for Primetime" flashes on the screen.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Which I admit I got a little carried away with.
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Which I admit I got a little carried away with.
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'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!
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'''STRONG MAD:''' SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!!!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes?  What are you ta{{--}} O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Sweetie cakes?  What are you ta-- O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.   
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''{He draws an "[[Eh! Steve!]]"-esque character.}''   
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''{Draws an "Eh! Steve" looking character.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Eh! Greg!
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Eh! Greg.
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''{He wipes the picture clean.}''   
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''{Wipes picture clean.}''   
''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''   
''{Strong Bad takes the picture down and starts typing.}''   
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to go use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.
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So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman. I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your ''{pauses}'' headbrow style. So good luck witchasself. I have to use my "LIGHT PEN" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.
''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
''{Strong Bad gets up and [[The Paper]] comes down.}''
== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==
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[[Image:Deutschman.PNG|thumb|Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...DEUTSCHMAN!]]
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*Click on "Barbzerdry" to see a piece of parchment about Barbzerdry.
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*Click on "[[Strong Bad's School Of Barbzerdry|Barbzerdry]]" to see a piece of parchment about this obscure trade.
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*At the end, click on "Deutschman" to see a Comic book Cover.
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<blockquote style="border:1px solid black;background:#C7C2A1;color:#000;width:190px">specializing in:<br>
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absolutely NO:<br>
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'''Strong Bad's'''<br>
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<blockquote>Cheap as Free Comics<br />
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The Total Adventures of STRONG BADMAN<br />
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Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...DEUTSCHMAN!</blockquote>
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*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
*At the end, click on "eyebrow style" to see Strong Bad make the box dance.
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:'''STRONG BAD''': ''{singing as he moves the box around}'' Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
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***Transcript of "[[Box]] Song":
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:'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
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:::'''STRONG BAD''': Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit! Livin' it up! Do dit do dit do! Box!
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:*While Strong Bad is singing, click on the [[Limozeen]] poster in the top-right corner to hear Limozeen's version of the song. (It will play at the end of the Easter egg.)
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:::'''STRONG MAD''': HOORAY FOR BOX!
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::'''LIMOZEEN SINGERS''': It's tough being a box! But I'm livin' it up! I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up! I'm livin' it up! Box!
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== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==
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*The game(s) in the floppy disk holder are "Tengen Classics" Tengen was a front for Atari, allowing Atari to make games (illegally) for the NES.
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*On the "Light Pen" it says "Fine Tip Permanent Marker".
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*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]]. The comic is a reference to [[superhero name]].
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*"Deutsch" is German for "German".
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**"Gentleman Caller"
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*"Barbzerdry" is a [[portmanteau]].
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**"Jagged Metal"
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**"Hammer Pants"
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**"Big Ol' Eyebrows"
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**"Ready For [[Prime Time|Primetime]]"
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*The box says "GLUTEMATES (BOX OF 6)". (it's faded)
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*Strong Bad says he has no hair, yet in the following email, [[theme park]], it is shown that he at least has the ability to grow a (very thin) mustache.
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*A light pen is kind of like the thing that John Madden uses. You know, the "this guy went here, this other guy went WAY around here and BOOM!" thing with the yellow writing on the screen!
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*In the "napping [[Strong Sad]]" easter egg, Strong Sad is naming off Smurfs in his sleep. Smurf names mentioned by [[Strong Sad]] in his sleep:
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**Jokey Smurf
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**Brainy Smurf
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**"That Carpenter Smurf"
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*When Strong Bad is drawing on Strong Mad's picture in the close up, the Compy is much brighter than usual.
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**in Julian Sands film, he chops off his girlfriends legs and arms because he wanted to do everything for her, and than the police sneak up on him and bashed him on his head.
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*The face that [[Strong Bad]] has drawn on [[Strong Sad]] in his sleep loosely resembles "Tendafoot," the elephant he drew in [[crying]] which he claimed represented Strong Sad.
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<!--Strong Mad's eyebrows are not missing! They are just out of frame in the picture.-->
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*If [[Strong Bad]] really did have a nickel for every email he has done up through this one, he would have $5.15.
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**Actually, he does receive a quarter for each email address he gives Bubs, as per [[unused emails]].
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*Strong Bad says he has no hair, but in theme park he has been working on the theme park as long as he's been "growing his mustache"
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*The Deutschman comic book is published by [[Cheap as Free]].
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**In gimmicks, the blackened stuff on his head looks like hair.
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**Several elements of the comic's cover, including its [[Marvel]]-style corner box, were previously seen in [[superhero name]].
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*The hat drawn on Strong Sad looks like [[Wikipedia:Ash Ketchum| Ash's]] from the [[Wikipedia:Pok�mon | Pok�mon anime series]],complete with hair.
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*"[[Preeeeow]]" was first used to describe the noise that The Paper makes in [[autobiography]].
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*Strong Mad wants Strong Bad to make the box dance and [[Prancing|prance]].
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===Real-World References===
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*In the "napping Strong Sad" Easter egg, Strong Sad says the names of {{w|List of The Smurfs characters|several characters}} from ''{{w|The Smurfs|The Smurfs}}'' series.
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*{{w|Julian Sands}} was a British actor known for horror and drama film roles.
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*When Strong Bad draws the guitar on "jagged metal" Strong Bad says that Strong Mad is playing the guitar with his teeth, he is referencing [[Wikipedia:Jimi Hendrix|Jimi Hendrix]], who gained notoriety playing "[[Wikipedia:Wild Thing|Wild Thing]]" with his teeth at the [[Wikipedia:Woodstock Festival|Woodstock Music Festival]] in 1969.
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*"Ready for Primetime" may refer to "The Not Ready For Primetime Players," the name of the original cast of ''{{w|Saturday Night Live}}''.
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*The exclamation "Sufferin' Schnitzels It's...Deutschman!!" is similar to the cheesy, alliterative phrases often used by Robin in the ''[[Batman]]'' TV show.
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*Hammer Pants is a nickname given to the [[Wikipedia:Parachute Pants|parachute pants]] worn by rapper [[Wikipedia:MC Hammer|MC Hammer]] in the early '90s.
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*Hammer Pants's eyebrow style was frequently seen on early '90s hip-hop stars, most notably [[Wikipedia:Vanilla Ice|Vanilla Ice]].
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*The barbzerdry parchment references a grade-school rhyme about cutting in line:  "No cuts, no butts, no coconuts."
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*"Deutsch" (pronounced "doytch") is [[German]] for "German" (the nationality or the language). A male German is called a "Deutscher".
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*When Marzipan talks about growing her hair out for charity, she is referring to organizations such as {{w|Locks of Love}} that accept donations of human hair that are fashioned into hair prosthetics for disadvantaged children.
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===Fast Forward===
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*The "[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|Sweetie Cakes]]" character Strong Bad inadvertently creates in this email, Ready For Primetime, appears later in [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] and [[mini-golf]].
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*The scissors that Strong Bad uses are the same ones as the "snip-snipperrooskies" Marzipan uses in [[lady fan]].
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*In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], Marzipan doesn't allow Strong Bad to cut her hair.
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== DVD Version ==
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*The music during Strong Bad's hair-search scene ends early.
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*The Deutschman cover Easter egg can be found by pressing the hidden Strong Bad icon at the bottom left corner of the Compy screen, at the end of the video.
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*The cardboard box Easter egg can be found by pressing the hidden Strong Bad icon in the bottom center of the Compy screen.
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*The napping Strong Sad Easter egg can be found by pressing the hidden Strong Bad icon at the bottom right corner of the Compy screen.
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*The DVD version features hidden creators' commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player's audio language selection while watching.
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===Commentary Transcript===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Matt Chapman]], [[Ryan Sterritt]], [[Jonathan Howe]])
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'''RYAN:''' This is{{--}} This is Matt Chapman here.
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'''MATT:''' This is Ryan, Mark.
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'''JON:''' And I don't have anyone else to pretend to be, so I'm Jonathan. ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Uh no, look, this is Matt. Um{{--}}
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'''JON:''' Ryan...
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'''RYAN:''' Ron D.
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'''MATT:''' What do you guys think of this? Do you really think this is from a dude in Germany? It sounds like from a German, actually, even.
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'''RYAN:''' Wasn't ''Düsseldorf'' John Denver's real last name?
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'''MATT:''' Really? I don't know.
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'''RYAN:''' John ''Düsseldorf''.
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'''MATT:''' Nice.
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'''RYAN:''' Switched it to Denver{{--}}
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''{Matt laughs}''
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'''RYAN:''' for his folky songs.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, exactly. Figured that sounded...
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'''JON:''' more American.
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, definitely.
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'''RYAN:''' I like the blurry backgrounds.
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'''MATT:''' You do that? You like that? The rack focus, sorta?
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'''RYAN:''' I do.
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'''MATT:''' Well I guess we're not rack focusing, but{{--}}
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'''RYAN:''' You ''do'' do that sometimes.
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'''MATT:''' Sometimes we do that. We do have{{--}}
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'''JON:''' Does Homestar have hair?
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'''MATT:''' Ha{{--}}hair?
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'''JON:''' Hair.
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'''MATT:''' No, see, he called him "baldy". That's sort of a joke.
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'''MATT:''' She does. She's mostly bald on top. She has a very receded hair line.
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'''JON:''' I wanna{{--}} I wanna Easter egg right there on the word "wizardry" which shows that screenshot from{{--}}
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'''RYAN:''' We got it. Check the alternate angle.
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'''MATT:''' There's barbzerdry.
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'''JON:''' ''{laughing}'' Barbzerdry.
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'''RYAN:''' That's a card.
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'''MATT:''' That shows his, uh, card.
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'''JON:''' Not lately, man. I mean, Shark-Tooth Bubs is a central figure on the site now.
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'''MATT:''' Not really. He still hasn't appeared on the site, actually.
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'''JON:''' Yeah, he's very important. ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' Yeah, it works. You've never done that? It works like dry-erase.
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'''MATT:''' If you're using a dry-erase marker it probably would work, but not the sharpie.
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'''RYAN:''' I think it's pretty hilarious. That, that got me the first time.
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'''MATT:''' You made it laugh?
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'''MATT:''' ''{character voice}'' Ready For Primetime, you and Eh! Steve are in cahoots!
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'''MATT:''' ''{returns to normal voice}'' That sort of thing?
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'''RYAN:''' Deutschmarks.
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===Fun Facts===
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*[[Wikipedia:John Denver|John Denver]]'s real name was Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr., not ''Düsseldorf''.
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*The {{wp|Deutschmark}} was the currency used by Germany until its adoption of the {{wp|Euro}} in 2002.
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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