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- | + | [[Image:ilsg.PNG|thumb|LEARNER'S OINTMENT!]] | |
- | + | When Cheerleader dies, the girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad." | |
- | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Learner's Permit Girl]], Science Fiction Greg, Port-O-John, [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Tompkins}} (Easter Egg), Science Fiction Greg's Friends (Easter Egg), D'N'D Greg (Easter Egg) | |
- | + | '''Date:''' June 20, 2005 | |
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'''Running Time:''' 2:05 | '''Running Time:''' 2:05 | ||
'''Page Title:''' Summatime Style! | '''Page Title:''' Summatime Style! | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
- | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her}'' So and So! ''{library!}'' What's Her Face! ''{24 hour diner!}'' The Ugly One! ''{parking deck?}'' |
- | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person! |
''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}'' | ''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}'' | ||
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'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person... | '''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person... | ||
- | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! |
'''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!<br> | '''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!<br> | ||
'''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | ||
- | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year- |
- | '''CHEERLEADER:' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Stop saying words. here she comes now! |
''{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}'' | ''{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}'' | ||
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life! | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone. | '''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone. | ||
- | '''ALL 3 GIRLS:' | + | '''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' WE'RE FREE! |
'''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit! | '''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit! | ||
- | ''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg | + | ''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}'' |
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again! | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again! | ||
- | ''{...as well as | + | ''{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}'' |
- | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can stop showering!!!! |
- | ''{...as well as Mr. Pitters | + | ''{...as well as Mr. Pitters...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}'' |
'''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls. | '''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls. | ||
- | ''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad | + | ''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' |
+ | A glue stick, some glitta paint, ''{a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}''<br> | ||
Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}''<br> | Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}''<br> | ||
BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}''<br> | BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}''<br> | ||
- | That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with | + | That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with the [[Big Knife]], and the tree breaks, falls on her, and spontaneously combusts.}'' |
- | A port-o-john came to life, ''{ | + | A port-o-john came to life, ''{Which is exactly what happens}''<br> |
- | Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a | + | Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a hat.}''<br> |
- | Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. They stand up, and | + | Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. They stand up, and The Man with the Huge Mouth appears in the audience.}''<br> |
- | Get very good reviews. ''{ | + | Get very good reviews. ''{The Man throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}'' |
What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}''<br> | What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}''<br> | ||
- | A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a | + | A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a bowl of it, and keels over, dead.}''<br> |
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}''<br> | Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}''<br> | ||
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}'' | Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}'' | ''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}'' | ||
- | '''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:' | + | '''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:''' Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be... |
'''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!! | '''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!! | ||
- | '''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:''' ''{ | + | '''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:''' ''{Wearing a shirt with "worm food" on the front.}'' I look so good. |
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
- | * At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag | + | * At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points. |
:'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword. | :'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword. | ||
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+ | :'''D N'D GREG:''' ''(leaning in from the left)'' Hey! Quit bitin my style! | ||
* Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework. | * Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework. | ||
- | :'''TOMPKINS:''' '' | + | :'''TOMPKINS:''' ''(holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++")'' Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework? |
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+ | :'''SO AND SO:''' ''(leaning in from the right, wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a hankerchief over her mouth)'' The over-achiever bandit strikes again!!! | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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===Explanations=== | ===Explanations=== | ||
+ | *Although Strong Bad says BFF stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!, the acronym is usually an abbreviation for "Best Friends Forever." | ||
+ | *Sci-fi Greg's speech in the Easter Egg uses terminology from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]], or "D&D", which is why D'N'D Greg accuses him of "bitin' my style." | ||
+ | *In America, a learner's permit is granted by some states to drivers as young as fourteen and once you have the permit, that driver must be accompanied by a licensed driver. | ||
*A [[Wikipedia:galleon|galleon]] was a large, multi-decked sailing ship used primarily by the nations of Europe from the 16th to 18th centuries. | *A [[Wikipedia:galleon|galleon]] was a large, multi-decked sailing ship used primarily by the nations of Europe from the 16th to 18th centuries. | ||
- | + | *For many years, American teenagers were taught in Driver's Education class that the proper position for hands on the steering wheel was ten o'clock for the left hand and two o'clock for the right. | |
- | *For many years, American teenagers were taught in Driver's Education class that the proper position for hands on the steering wheel was ten o'clock for the left hand and two o'clock for the right. | + | |
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | * | + | *Sci-fi Greg's bragging about his three-digit experience total is misplaced - assuming he plays ''Dungeons and Dragons'' like his namesake, he could get almost 100 experience points from a single encounter, and would need at least a four-digit total to reach level 2. |
- | + | *According to Norse Mythology, Valkyries were fierce warrior-women who would swoop down on a battlefield, carrying away fallen warriors to fight for the gods' home of Asgard. | |
- | * | + | *This is the first TGS cartoon (not counting [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!#Teen Girl Squad Sample|Issue 8½]])that has neither an "Again" or "Back" link at the end. |
- | + | *Generally speaking, American teenagers get a driver's license at about sixteen years of age. Given the fact that she's had a driver's license for a year, it appears that What's Her Face is about seventeen years old. | |
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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*Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is Cheerleader's last line in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]. | *Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is Cheerleader's last line in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]. | ||
+ | *Inside Babbage's is a sign that appears to offer [[Cheap as Free]] software (it is partially obstructed). | ||
+ | *This is the first Teen Girl Squad comic in which Strong Bad appears outside of an easter egg. | ||
+ | *The sound effect "froosh" was used in [[time capsule]]. | ||
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | * | + | *[[Wikipedia:Babbage's|Babbage's]] used to be a somewhat popular chain of software stores. It is now known as [[Wikipedia:GameStop|GameStop]].But there are still some Babbage's still alive. |
- | + | *The [[Wikipedia:TurboGrafx 16|TurboGrafx 16]] was a video game console released by NEC in 1989, for the North American market. | |
- | *The [[Wikipedia:TurboGrafx | + | |
- | == | + | == External Links == |
- | * | + | *[[HR:tgs9.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"]] |
- | + | *[[HR:tgs9.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"]] | |
- | + | *[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=3947 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"] | |
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